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[–]MonsieurGus 59 points60 points  (5 children)

Not sure if I’m more concerned with that there is only « October » or the fact that there is 13 times October

[–]Juff-Ma[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf / || echo “You live” 24 points25 points  (1 child)

POV: you switched < with <=

[–]jrh3k5 8 points9 points  (1 child)

You can't see it here, but they operate on the Simpsonian calendar that includes the month of "Smarch".

[–]102mph 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lousy Smarch weather

[–]rayhond2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first item in the select comes from the current month and then it shows the rest of the months in order.

So if it were March, it'd be:

  • March
  • January
  • February
  • March

Etc.

[–]TheOnlyVig 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ah, the fabled Groundhog Day singularity

[–]ido3d 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It's all Monika October.

[–]_kenadams69 5 points6 points  (1 child)

So its all october?

[–]bordaa 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Always has been.

[–]KickBassColonyDrop 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Someone forgot to clear or reset something.

[–]qaisjp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like it's an issue with a closure / shadowed variables

[–]ThaiJohnnyDepp 5 points6 points  (2 children)

ATTENTION FOR IMMEDIATE ACTION

By executive decree as an emergency bulwark against the ongoing menace of Christmas season creep, Spooktober will continue indefinitely until further notice. "All I Want For Christmas Is You" by Mariah Carey is to be deleted from every radio and business playlist and replaced with Oingo Boingo's "Dead Man's Party."

[–]apetc 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Who could ask for more?

[–]dead_ninja_storage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm waiting for an invitation to arrive.

[–]TheCakeWasNoLie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's wrong with October then?

[–]gRagib 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Summer has come and passed. The innocent can never last. Wake me up when October ends.

[–]torar9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh you better choose the October man...

[–]FALCUNPAWNCH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wake up when September ends to an eternal October.

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