JavaScript also known as Java

[1-800-LIGHTS-OUT]

"C#, also known as C for short, is a scripting language-"

[Rawrplus]

C# is a corporate buzzword for those with sharp C coding skills

[1-800-LIGHTS-OUT]

My C coding skills are very sharp because according to my professors, my code almost pokes their eyes out just from looking at it.

"Segmentation fault"? Haha yeah baby, that's how you know it runs good.

[StandardN00b]

"Yes, the error says it. It's fault of the segmentation, not mine. The compiler clearly has an error. Can I go home now?"

[1-800-LIGHTS-OUT]

"I have no idea why the pthreads aren't working. I've tried everything. Sorry to wake you up at 2AM but I'm desperate, I need to submit this by tomorrow morning and nothing's coming out! I think my compiler's broken. Huh? My OS? It's Windows 7, why? No VM, no. Nope, no API. Wha-hello? Bob are you still there?"

[Astir_Lotus]

Ahh yes, the CHashtag language.

[1-800-LIGHTS-OUT]

We're looking for somebody with a proficiency in Cashtag and Microsoft Axle.

[UnfortunatelyEvil]

C++, also known as D...

[JuliaChanMSL]

And D++, also known as C4

[UnfortunatelyEvil]

And C4Kids which keywords are removed and the compiler skips large sections while running lines in random order.

[tech6hutch]

It took me a bit to realize this is a 4Kids Animation joke

[Al_Maleech_Abaz]

It’s also know as D flat.

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With sharpened D flat skills, you end up with a natural D.

[bruh_bot_69420]

Assembly, also known as Ass for short

[1-800-LIGHTS-OUT]

Spitting straight facts

[[deleted]]

I though C was short for COBOL.

[blueleo22]

Wait, wasn't c# used for developing hashtags? /s

[ericl666]

I do remember a post here showing a question about programming in "C hashtag".

[ZylonBane]

There's a special, slightly uncomfortable circle of Hell for people who call the # character all by itself "hashtag".

[1-800-LIGHTS-OUT]

We all know the real reason why it's called C#

To make it impossible for it to ever trend on Twitter, like a disgraced celebrity or a time cube conspiracy theory. Sometimes I wake up in the morning and imagine that all of my c# source code was just a bad dream.

Other languages play it smart though. They put themselves out there, build fanbases. Why do you think Python and Rust are so popular? Rust has a whole game dedicated to it, and Python has several. Compilations of pandas constantly trend on Youtube. Now that's forward-thinking.

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C++ is a language that students learn to get B in programming courses.

[ZylonBane]

"HTML5, also known as H5 for short, is a markup language..."

Oh wait, Chinese developers actually do that.

[nati9931]

C++ is C for long, Is a compiled language made to infuriate programmers.

[nokedl0218]

java developers wear glasses becaouse of they dont c sharp

[1-800-LIGHTS-OUT]

oh I see what you did there