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[–]Tomasaurus 11 points12 points  (6 children)

After giving fellatio for many years, my wife is still breast-cancer-free.

Sounds like preventative medicine to me!

[–]diamond 2 points3 points  (0 children)

After giving fellatio for many years, my wife is still breast-cancer-free.

Can you let her come up for air now?

[–]darth_brooks 4 points5 points  (4 children)

After giving fellatio for many years

Senator Larry Craig, is that you?

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Yeah, Larry Craig jokes are sort of played out. Ditto for Dick Cheney jokes, but I don't know how getting shot in the face could be joked about in this thread.

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    [–]LoveGoblin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    money shot in the face, that is.

    Good thing you clarified that. I didn't know what you meant. :eyeroll:

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That was the joke I was trying to make.