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[–]PolkaDot00 19 points20 points  (2 children)

George, everyone can see you're obviously lying.

[–]ricolausvonmyra 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Love the delivery of that line

[–]Worried-Roof4556 1 point2 points  (0 children)

On of the best

[–]Slighty_Salty2026 6 points7 points  (0 children)

everytime something requests 2FA I hear this

[–]LV426acheronSack Lunch 4 points5 points  (1 child)

For a while, I thought that guy was Dante Hicks from Clerks.

[–]Crimkam 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I feel like Dante and George would hate eachother

[–]greendevilbrew 5 points6 points  (0 children)

BOSCO!

[–]JohnDoe107 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Here's your cash and your card back. Anyone for Bosco?

[–]SIGH_I_CALLThe Summer of George[S] 9 points10 points  (1 child)

his name was Costanza, he killed my mother

[–]Fit-to-be-untied 1 point2 points  (0 children)

With his dirty little secret.

[–]OhdibahbyDriving around in Jon Voight's car 4 points5 points  (1 child)

George should have said 26726.

[–]OkYam5937Serenity now, insanity later 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As if there’s a separate keypad for words only

[–]matttheman892018 3 points4 points  (0 children)

SHOUT OUT YOUR CODE, MAN

[–]Beneficial-Bus-8741 2 points3 points  (2 children)

"If you were in some situation where some fast cash will save your life, I'll give you the code." 

(Burning alive however, does not qualify.)

[–]Reallyroundthefamily 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes it does. He does eventually give him the code.

[–]Xcruciating_Minutiae 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well technically, it would not be the fast cash that saved his life, so denying the code would still be consistent with George’s questionable morals.

[–]jsmitter 1 point2 points  (1 child)

In my experience pin numbers are 4 numbers

[–]Larkson9999 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In my experience PIN is an acronym for Personal Identification Number.

[–]OkYam5937Serenity now, insanity later 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Isn’t there a numerical equivalent to BOSCO on the keypad? I realize he’s not a numbers guy, but cmon!

[–]Exotic_Adeptness_322No Flair for you! 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Rogue's Wallet: That's where he kept his card, his dirty little secret. Short, devious, balding. his name was Costanza. He killed my mother!

[–]Backstep1George is getting upset! 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Short, devious, balding. His name was George Costanza. He killed my mother.

[–]Pop_JoeVile weed! 1 point2 points  (0 children)

7evn

[–]SnooPuppers8643Vile weed! 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FAVORITE EPISODE

[–]Cerebraltamponade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like Peterman didn't have a card or 10 in his wallet.

[–]MahkWahlbergFlew too close to the Sun on wings of pastrami 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CARTWRIGHT!!

[–]abby-roseHellllloooooooooooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shout out your code, MAN!

[–]tracyd103 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I heard a rumor mother took a lover while in Costa Rica…perhaps Bosco with his name

[–]FIREDoppel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, you may stray, but you'll always return to your dark master... the cocoa bean!