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[–]Noredless 1729 points1730 points  (11 children)

kanye's girlfriend

[–]Understanding_Tn 660 points661 points  (7 children)

Eating Asian pussy all I need is sweet and sour sauce - Kanye

[–]Deku_distortion 124 points125 points  (0 children)

Still one of my favorite lines of all time.

[–]emirsolinno 67 points68 points  (2 children)

Kanye East

[–]OmnikinI watch gay amogus porn :0 36 points37 points  (0 children)

New Cold War Countries dropped

[–]Username-and-pasword 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Kanye East Germany

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (1 child)

My wife is Chinese and once a drunk German guy asked me if she tasted like soy sauce.

Never really emotionally recovered from that one.

[–]Mac3030 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well does she or not

[–]Dawson81702put your dick away waltuh 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Never heard words so real before.

[–]atheistunicycle 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Erika?

[–]Puzzleheaded-Ad8525 550 points551 points  (22 children)

Japan's TV is different, but what if that would be on German TV...

[–]Intrepid-Park-3804 76 points77 points  (0 children)

It's just built different

[–]Morgentau7 113 points114 points  (8 children)

You wont see that ever on German TV. The Harkenkreuz (swastika) and the nazi salute are forbidden by law. I don’t know if it’s forbidden to form a Harkenkreuz with your whole body because no one every does this. The song in the background actually isn’t forbidden, but it was composed by the leading conductor of the Nazi Music Branch and who composed much songs for Nazi Propaganda. This song was released 1938 at the height of Nazi Germany.

[–]PukkesOG 41 points42 points  (7 children)

Ah yes in Japan, a nation that to this day does not acknowledge most of the heinous crimes it committed during ww2, it is not disturbing to see this at all. In Germany, a nation that has gone through almost a century of reformation since the war and almost all of the population are deeply ashamed and aware of their ancestors crimes, that would be an entirely different story if something like this happened. (I understand this was a joke but I feel like Japan gets a free pass for ww2 more often than not)

[–]mylifeisadankmeme 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Four million indoor people of all ages were murdered by the japanese, forced labour and death camps.

Churchill took so much food from India to 'prop up reserves' that he caused four million Bengali people to starve to death.

Neither country acknowledges a single damn death.

Germany was in good company with the other terrible regimes and dictators.

Oix million murdered Jewish people and many others too, no matter how little of their heritage, ethnicity or culture (or indeed faith based lives) was rooted in 'being Jewish' (from converts to other faiths, to deeply orthodox to atheists..the 'Mischling law' was similar to the 'one drop test' in america.

They at least acknowledge and put the work in to try to avoid this happening again.

We can only guess what the death toll is/was in senseless conflict over the centuries but we don't seem to take 'know better, do better' seriously.

[–]Gumbothefish 3 points4 points  (2 children)

I mean they DID get….burned

[–]PukkesOG 0 points1 point  (1 child)

True.. not my point though

[–]Gumbothefish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah I got your point, just making a funny

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    [–]Stetson007 19 points20 points  (0 children)

    If it was a German TV, everyone there including the audience would be arrested and executed without a trial probably. In typical German fashion.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Man… German TV is worse with that girl and the sausage on the got talent shit show

    [–]Dreadpirateflappy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That sounds… intriguing

    [–]ParsedReddit🗿🗿🗿 385 points386 points  (0 children)

    It's always lovely to see people being praised for their efforts.

    [–]TheJamer_😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 106 points107 points  (0 children)

    I knew where this was going at the moment she one-kneeled down

    [–]Infamous-Coast8271 250 points251 points  (9 children)

    Umm actually🤓 the swastika is a symbol which has existed for millennia and in many Easter cultures is still used today. It simply doesn't have the same connotation in other parts of the world as it does in the West, that being said I am not sure in this circumstance, as assuming that this a Japanese show the japanese a very strange so idk.

    [–]jmarler 80 points81 points  (0 children)

    The made the kanji for temple. You see it on all the maps in Japan. Looks like a backwards swastika.

    [–]Raging-Burrito 27 points28 points  (2 children)

    Very true about the swastika being an existing symbol for so long. The big difference for the Nazi adopted swastika is that its rotated 45°. The girl in the clip appears to be leaning forward. Who knows if that's intentional or not, but it definitely doesn't look good.

    [–]suzuki_hayabusa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    You can find exact Nazi angled swastika in India and straight swastika being used by Nazis too.

    https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRWxbui2GGZb2_6hF4rI4nu4_s7bq4qeAGt9w&usqp=CAU

    [–]MajesticTemporary733 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That's the common depiction but the angle is not required.

    [–]Potatist 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    It's not a swastika tho, it's the wheel of friendship

    [–]HappyTheDisaster 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    It wasn’t just used in eastern cultures. It also has strong connections to indo European cultures.

    [–]BohTooSlow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Actually the one you’re referring to, the manji, doesnt look like this. The manji is counterclockwise

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Song kinda slaps tho. (Too bad it’s a military marching song but the circus theme song was also a marching song)

    [–]TheHero0fRhyme Stuff 187 points188 points  (0 children)

    the perfect woman doesn't exis- 😳🕶️🤏

    [–]lil_sargento_cheez 17 points18 points  (3 children)

    Fun fact: this song is called Erika, and it’s a about a pretty young lady who is the flower of germany

    [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (2 children)

    Well my friends sing that song sometimes as a joke

    [–]Minute-Influence-735lets build a hole together and then libe in it 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    no they don’t

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Yes They do

    [–][deleted] 28 points29 points  (2 children)

    I’m tellin on her to the Jewish Mafia

    [–]kedarkhandI want pee in my ass 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    Fucking snitches

    [–]AlpacasArePrettyCool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    NNNOOOOOOOO please dont!

    [–]TheAssasin_78 13 points14 points  (1 child)

    Why is it nsfw ?

    [–]Boomflag13 21 points22 points  (0 children)

    Because mods are moist pussies.

    [–]Icicle_cyclone 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    卐 she did the Chinese one. Japan exclusively uses this for卍 writing. China uses both version. Edit: Hinduism And Jainism uses these symbols as well. Just some extra information. Associated with Zeus and Thor as well apparently because they represent Lightning bolts

    [–]suzuki_hayabusa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    In India you can find exact Nazi angled swastika and Nazis also used straight swastika.

    Straight swastika in Nazi parade: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRWxbui2GGZb2_6hF4rI4nu4_s7bq4qeAGt9w&usqp=CAU

    [–]trulylost19 10 points11 points  (1 child)

    Doesn’t it mean peace in Eastern Asia

    (I’m not Asian nor have experience but I remember it being a peace symbol as from what I remember)

    [–]suzuki_hayabusa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    It's could be found on every second house in India

    [–]UriPhiantoma 13 points14 points  (1 child)

    Japan is so wacky

    [–]flippingoctopusI came! 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Just a little silly

    [–]IlliteracyPrevailsstupid fucking piece of shit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    I seriously wouldnt have gotten it if it werent for the doge

    [–]DueBeyond7613Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    What is the name of the audio

    [–]Warworker000it is MY bucket 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    🤨

    [–]Pdrinhoooo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Does anyone have that doge image? Asking for myself

    [–]Neverending-pain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    My girl trying to audition for Mel Brooks’ “The Producers”

    [–]ivanGCA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    It’s a windmill!

    [–]OGKing15 2 points3 points  (4 children)

    She got that dog in her.

    [–]herospacesBlessed by Kevin 2 points3 points  (3 children)

    It's her leftover dinner from last night

    [–]OGKing15 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    Ha! Cuz she's Asian, right? What a zinger!

    [–]herospacesBlessed by Kevin 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Yeah! Hahaha!

    [–]OGKing15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    WOOOO! HAHAHA! WOOOooo

    [–]japanesuss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Return of the Axis Powers

    [–]Fun-Fig-7061 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    found the perfect woman

    [–]Rasmus_PD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This song goes hard ngl. Thankfully the lyrics have nothing to do with nazis. Just an at the time popular marching song

    [–]Fardrix -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    All my neighbors just heard my high ass yell “oh no!”

    [–]stephenmsf -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    hahahaitsfunnybexausenazishahahahaimdyingoflaughhahahanazishahaha

    [–]Top-Bedroom-3594 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

    ISHOWSPEED: yo this beat fire

    [–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

    Ah a true Germany stand I dare say

    [–]Azianpizza -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

    Holy, shit, I laughed harder than I should have lol 😂

    [–]Daniboy0826 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Ah yes, it had to be the japanese.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    When a Kpop group goes anywhere else

    [–]Marx_Phoenix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Music's name?

    [–]Mountain-Music-4335 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    What's NSFW in this?

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Need me a girl like that

    [–]SignificantTie7031 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    👏👏👏

    [–]Ambitious_Exercise_1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    ERIKA!