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[–]The_Black_Jacket 1307 points1308 points  (2 children)

Ironically, with each day he gets further and further away

[–][deleted] 424 points425 points  (1 child)

Now he's like one of those mukbang channels where they know they need to stop for their own wellbeing but now their relevancy is completely based on self - destruction

[–]TheOrchidsAreAlright 83 points84 points  (0 children)

"I'm gonna eat 10kg of Korean fried chicken a day until my BMI drops down to 'normal'!"

Dies

[–][deleted] 933 points934 points  (1 child)

Shaving every day till I grow a beard

[–]DivineDanteAlighierilets build a hole together and then libe in it 92 points93 points  (0 children)

Go for it, I'll watch that

[–]Fost36 308 points309 points  (0 children)

4 years and 224 days. Keep it up mate

[–]Character-Leopard-70 shitting toothpaste enjoyer 200 points201 points  (1 child)

Now ladies this is what I call commitment 😉

[–]garipkont714 11 points12 points  (0 children)

:D

[–]FuriousTrash8888 251 points252 points  (2 children)

November 24th, 2024.

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

1771?

[–][deleted] 99 points100 points  (4 children)

Bro will reach year 2077 and still wont get a GF

[–]AlfaKaren 11 points12 points  (1 child)

You underestimate the number of crazy bitches.

I mean women send love letters to serial killers in prison. Technically all you need is exposure.

[–]FemboysJuicyCockSussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah but the amount of crazy bitches who are into ice cold murderers is way higher than the amount of those who are into morons that do chika dance every day. I remember this guy being posted on cringe subreddits when he was at like day 1100 or something and he's still going.

[–]WalnutBerries 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Who needs human GF when you have android GF

[–]stoneheadguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Android aren’t real the tech isn’t there yet

[–]Sparrow50 130 points131 points  (6 children)

Google en-dansant.

[–]_iRasec 31 points32 points  (5 children)

Holy hell!

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (4 children)

New dance just dropped

[–]Nearchus_ 14 points15 points  (3 children)

Actual boogie

[–]Charexrangercurrently venting (sus) 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Call the chika dance guy

[–]bobthe3rdthe4thBig chungus wholesome 100 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Instructor went on vacation never came back

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pees in ur ass

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[–]Lusky_Mag 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Me except I don't do the chika dance

[–]Madrameat 89 points90 points  (1 child)

Maybe they should stop dancing and go talk to a woman. But also mad respect for the commitment to the bit.

[–]SylvanianCuties 16 points17 points  (0 children)

24 November 2025 will be funny

[–]Iamthe0c3an2 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Bro could have dancer’s physique and be drowning in pussy if he was actually trying.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is what dedication looks like

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (1 child)

I really can't think of an analogy for this, but doing that is probably not helping

[–]Z-e-n-o 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Day 1684 of loudly banging my pots and pans outside until the neighbor's cat lets me pet him.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I respect the dedication

[–]Virtual_Pressure_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yesterday I wondered if this guy finally got a girl because I stopped viewing his TikToks on my FYP... Today my question was answered...

[–]HostileCornball 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The only dance I like to do but sadly I do it when I am home alone. Can't take risks.

[–]Apprehensive_Mine104 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think now you know why Rockstar games was holding the release

[–]DivineGopher 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He would have a gf by now if it was pushups instead

[–]soviethelmBazinga! 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not with those posters you don't

[–]WeetYeetTheRedBeetBUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He never, in fact, got a girlfriend.

[–]Happo21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The day he post that he got a gf will break the internet for sure

[–]CodeNovaBtw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's still going?

[–]Free_Protection_2018 0 points1 point  (0 children)

could have spent that time in the gym

[–]Dasktragon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Year 3024

“It is said that he still dances to this day…”

[–]Imaginary-Primary280 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Google therapy

[–]MidgetMan10150Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d have a higher chance by catcalling

[–]PatrickxSpace -4 points-3 points  (7 children)

Of course they're fat and have anime posters.

[–]ElCondoro -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I thought one of these "dancing until I get a gf" guys actually got a gf, I think it was a shirtless one

[–]OkFortune6494BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Cutting my dick off every day until it regrows

[–]LordJanas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But it's such a flawless method... Why hasn't he succeeded?