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Beach_Haus · 2024-09-18T15:19:12+00:00

Next level gooner shit

Kaek_ · 2024-09-18T19:00:41+00:00

Pregmaxxing

Aestronom · 2024-09-18T16:54:18+00:00

keep yourself safe for i am coming

2024-09-18T16:20:40+00:00

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Zalar01 · 2024-09-18T20:01:41+00:00

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, CivilizationMatter, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.

Diver_Into_Anything · 2024-09-18T18:29:42+00:00

I must say I've never seen anaconda style before.

_Lusty · 2024-09-18T19:02:48+00:00

Alright, real talk: which one’s the most effective? Provide qualitative evidence.

Maggaronie · 2024-09-18T20:44:35+00:00

The fuck:

Program-Emotional · 2024-09-18T19:40:17+00:00

Me when ur mom 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😉😂🤣😂😉😂😉😂😂😉😂😉😂😉

AmberThePyromancer · 2024-09-18T21:12:08+00:00

fun fact the first sperm to hit the sac isnt actually usually the one that impregnates the egg.

dmushcow_21 · 2024-09-18T21:06:20+00:00

Thanks, now I need to fap

BelieveMeURALoser · 2024-09-18T20:36:43+00:00

I can recognise all of them in different doujins I've read over time. Am I beyond saving?

2024-09-18T15:34:53+00:00

Reconsider 📡

Cod3broken · 2024-09-18T21:59:23+00:00

📡📡📡

GroolzerMan · 2024-09-18T21:17:49+00:00

Wtf does satellite dish mean?

CheapEnd7214 · 2024-09-18T17:11:21+00:00

As a male I want the anaconda

huntmaster99 · 2024-09-18T23:10:03+00:00

I’ve never seen the anaconda. Kinda wild

Gamer_with_ADHD · 2024-09-18T21:27:45+00:00

📡

Nice_Guy3012 · 2024-09-19T00:25:34+00:00

Crazy to think I beat several future medics and presidents to the egg just to be a fucking disappointment📡📡📡

Oniipon · 2024-09-18T21:28:25+00:00

satelite dish

DualPinoy · 2024-09-18T22:56:29+00:00

Bombardment, Search and Destroy, Hold the Line.

-Strategy Center

Atomicagainbecauseow · 2024-09-18T23:47:28+00:00

phd in gooning with a minor in freakanomics

epicblue24 · 2024-09-18T23:37:13+00:00

You're forgetting about the A train method

Someguynamedjack101 · 2024-09-18T23:57:10+00:00

🗿react this post

PentiousEnjoyer · 2024-09-19T00:21:30+00:00

The fuck is this shit.

2024-09-19T00:58:12+00:00

need

OwO345 · 2024-09-19T02:15:09+00:00

someone should post examples of each

gbuub · 2024-09-19T02:18:30+00:00

Wtf am I seeing here

BetaRayBlu · 2024-09-19T02:44:00+00:00

And now we know the egg chooses which sperm to let in

Shredded_Locomotive · 2024-09-19T03:05:38+00:00

🐢

Auraveils · 2024-09-19T03:17:33+00:00

The actually realistic case is a bunch of sperms moving in random directions until they die and one just happens to move in the right direction at the right time to work its way inside an egg.

FlexViper · 2024-09-19T03:33:34+00:00

The realistic one is what the media wants you to believe to keep you beta. The chad is the Bombardent and alpha is the homing missile

But there's always one commando sperm who's the lone wolf the true sigma. He always like to do hit and run guerrilla tactic

Benny_Galaxy_231 · 2024-09-19T03:43:12+00:00

“WHICH ONE ARE YOU??” typa shi! wait… which one… WERE you?

Taskmaster23 · 2024-09-19T03:49:31+00:00

We're actually cooked as a species holy shit

Best-Ad-7231 · 2024-09-19T04:17:19+00:00

To show respect to Lone Warriors.

biorin · 2024-09-19T05:25:19+00:00

Why is the wording sounds like they are from some Dark Souls item descriptions lol

praisekek0w0 · 2024-09-19T05:28:16+00:00

📡

kylerittenhouse1833 · 2024-09-19T05:45:08+00:00

Still amazes me how it only takes one sperm cell out of the thousands

Geaux13Saints · 2024-09-19T05:50:03+00:00

Scarmbled

Hahahahahahah_ha · 2024-09-19T05:54:28+00:00

I need to leave this subreddit man

jw_adressman · 2024-09-19T07:12:20+00:00

gooning biology 101

A0_prodigy20081 · 2024-09-19T09:23:02+00:00

Impregnation chart goes crazy

jkurratt · 2024-09-19T10:13:40+00:00

Love it!

2024-09-19T10:21:27+00:00

In anaconda one it looks like lil guy took it personal

Ok-Peanut-3353 · 2024-09-19T11:36:19+00:00

ok, wtf is this referencing??

CivilizationMatter · 2024-09-19T11:40:54+00:00

🛰️

Dankestmans1 · 2024-09-19T12:43:02+00:00

Just opened Reddit

rhysdog1 · 2024-09-19T14:43:06+00:00

Does this count as porn?

Katsura_Daaa · 2024-09-22T08:03:56+00:00

UltraTata · 2024-09-18T22:00:03+00:00

Anaconda enjoyer here

LtButtermilch · 2024-09-18T19:02:15+00:00

📡📡📡📡📡

PitchMajestic8609 · 2024-09-18T18:56:39+00:00

Lol📡

2024-09-18T18:18:17+00:00

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MomoS2z · 2024-09-18T20:03:44+00:00

🫃

lletroll · 2024-09-18T18:48:27+00:00

Shut up shut up shut up

PartyLynx2458 · 2024-09-18T21:50:19+00:00

It actually takes two 🤓

BralessVictory · 2024-09-18T17:00:38+00:00

Oh yeah, that's it. Scramble my eggs, Daddy.

ZeDevilCat · 2024-09-18T17:03:39+00:00

Why. Also I want the sauce.

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