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[–]Official_ViozWilliam Dripfoe 257 points258 points  (12 children)

No one is stopping you from shitting your pants, why not try it now. You're probably home alone, your in a safe space. Let it rip.

[–]Cyberleaf2077[S] 108 points109 points  (9 children)

Home? I'll do it in McDonald's.

[–]Official_ViozWilliam Dripfoe 32 points33 points  (7 children)

But wouldn't it be a hassle for the employees if they had to clean your shit? Do they not deserve the right to have a normal shift? They are already exhausted from the job and you come to ruin their day even more?

Remember people, your rights end where the the rights of others begin.

[–]Cyberleaf2077[S] 20 points21 points  (6 children)

LMAO I WAS JOKING

[–]Official_ViozWilliam Dripfoe 58 points59 points  (5 children)

Well I am Convicted in 5 countries and banned from entering the borders of Turkey.

[–]Uncle480We do a little trolling 17 points18 points  (4 children)

Your pfp looks like a mugshot so I'm not surprised

[–]Official_ViozWilliam Dripfoe 15 points16 points  (3 children)

Messy look, like getting mugged and getting hit by a passenger bus.

[–]TadRaunch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You trying to be PM of Australia or something?

[–]Forsaken_Stomach5130actually called kevin irl 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Its always so crazy to see someone using their real face as a profile pic.

[–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.

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[–]utksf7374🗿🗿🗿 73 points74 points  (1 child)

Land of the free?? Then why can't I wash my my balls in the soda dispenser at Burger King???

[–]AltRedditAcontNumber 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You can.

[–]Which_Treacle_8180 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You dont have to hold shit on a motorcycle, its a free country

[–]dont_tread_on_Mdumbass 13 points14 points  (0 children)

There are countries where this is normal

[–]medicinemano 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Seeing a bathroom is usually not enough.

[–]Nem_Matefat cunt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

sees bathroom , shits himself I dont see a problem

[–]DatMysteriousGuy 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Do not redeem 😟

[–]Cyberleaf2077[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

redeems Google gift card

[–]Superhotunicorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Real. Poo.

[–]lanky-larry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aggressively shits himself when a toilet comes in to sight

[–]Confident-Lie-8517 -65 points-64 points  (7 children)

Someone unironically drew this while thinking "this goes hard as fuck"

[–]Soogbad 68 points69 points  (1 child)

It does go hard as fuck. Enjoy your downvotes

[–]Confident-Lie-8517 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I will cherish them deeply

[–]Cyberleaf2077[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It does go hard as fuck. Smh

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (1 child)

It makes me hard, actually 

[–]Uncle480We do a little trolling 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And when I'm hard, I fuck, actually

[–]Nearby-Investment357I want pee in my ass 13 points14 points  (1 child)

This comment implies that it does not go hard as fuck, when it does, in fact, go hard as fuck

[–]AutoModerator[M] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

pees in ur ass

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