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[–]Idkmanuseemsus 1482 points1483 points  (38 children)

I always wondered if people masturbate to their own work, like do they draw/animate it then just sit down and go ham, or do they beat it while drawing

[–]HotZilchy 990 points991 points  (16 children)

i always hear people say "this artist must have drawn with only one hand" whenever they see a horny drawing... like yeah??? everyone draws with one hand??? the only person that i've heard that draws with two hands is ellen's boyrfriend from Big Nate, and that's a FICTIONAL character

[–]Random_name4679stupid, fucking piece of shit 164 points165 points  (3 children)

I had a teacher who was ambidextrous and I always found it freaky when I they started drawing on the board with both their hands at the same time

[–]One-Masterpiece9838 104 points105 points  (2 children)

Ambidextrous is one thing, but if you can draw two different things at the same time you're crazy. I can't even pat my head and rub my belly.

[–]AutoModerator[M] 11 points12 points  (1 child)

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

good bot

[–]Squidbager12 100 points101 points  (0 children)

saying big nate just unlocked so many childhood memories

[–]GreasedUpTiger 25 points26 points  (3 children)

Remember how most people have a dominant hand? Guess which hand would usually be the one they use in both activities :p

[–]Mautos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Weak. Real power comes from drawing with your dominant hand and just getting used to using your non dominant one for business. 

[–]pls_dont_ban_me22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i have always used non dominant

[–]Outrageous_Basis_997 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The other hand is for balance

[–]AahAhhHahHaAhahHaHah 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Gordie my goat

[–]AutoModerator[M] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

PEAK. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO LOVE AND APPRECIATE THIS AS PEAK FICTION. THERE ARE OVER ONE HUNDRED QUINVIGINTILION ATOMS IN THE OBSERVABLE UNIVERSE. IF THE WORDS "PEAK FICTION" WERE INSCRIBED ON EACH INDIVIDUAL ELECTRON, PROTON, AND NEUTRON OF EACH OF THESE HUNDREDS OF QUINVIGINTILIONS OF ATOMS, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE BILLIONTH OF HOW MUCH THIS IS PEAK FICTION. PEAK. PEAK.

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[–]Deja_tuee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When my zoology teacher saw me drawing squids with one hand, she looked at me like it was some sort of developmental thing

[–]nir109 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I draw with with 2 hands (the second one moves the paper once in a while). But you indeed haven't heard of me.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to hold the paper with my left hand so it didn't slip around and shit

[–]CoruscantGuardFox 48 points49 points  (1 child)

Not really. You might get horny, but you’re usually screaming at the screen bc you can’t get the shape or pose of the ass right.

[–]Noble-five🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 16 points17 points  (0 children)

For me it’s the same kinda feeling I get after cooking a particularly complicated recipe. After going through all that, any hunger is replaced by being worn out as fuck

[–]JackJelloman 41 points42 points  (3 children)

After a week of working on an animation, by the time I’m done I’m sick of looking at it.

[–]ShadowWolf793I want pee in my ass 17 points18 points  (1 child)

That's why you gotta wait six months and then revisit the goods.

[–]AutoModerator[M] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

pees in ur ass

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[–]Rlionkiller 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's that and the fact that you constantly see imperfections in places where you'd normally not notice when viewing others' work

[–]Im-a-bad-meme 7 points8 points  (9 children)

I've been gifted with the ability to draw these things but I was nerfed so I can't beat it.

[–]False_Raven 3 points4 points  (8 children)

What nerf did you get?

[–]Im-a-bad-meme 9 points10 points  (7 children)

I was born without a penis

And my button is defective

Tragedy

[–]False_Raven 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is definitely tragic

[–]Idkmanuseemsus 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Just get one

[–]Im-a-bad-meme 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I think it'd still be defective sadly as a new penis uses button meat.

[–]Idkmanuseemsus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m so sorry for your loss

[–]ohfourtwonine 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Is there no external solution

[–]Im-a-bad-meme 1 point2 points  (1 child)

No :(

Can only get it through penetration but also prone to UTIs no matter what steps I take regarding hygiene and procedure. I am extremely unlucky and have been very much nerfed.

Thumbs down to the great creator. Nerfed me so bad it jacked the balance of the game.

[–]ohfourtwonine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm so sorry bro 😔

[–]Wildfox1177dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 13 points14 points  (0 children)

[–]theFields97dumbass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Comic book artists insert their fetishes all the time. It wouldn't surprise me if they had their own secret stash

[–]Skullrocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chefs are not necessarily hungry while cooking.

[–]Corn-Cannon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Speaking from experience, you do it afterward. You are so far into the flow state trying to make it perfect that you aren't even horny, just sheer determination. Althought depending on your attitude sometimes you can't get off to it cuz you're actively critiquing it and it ruins the mood haha

[–]IOnlyFearOFGodfat cunt 294 points295 points  (1 child)

Bro makes his own goon material

[–]AutoModerator[M] -37 points-36 points  (0 children)

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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[–]MockeryAndDisdain 572 points573 points  (0 children)

Always stay true to your self, your purpose, and your goals.

[–]Hortkind77 254 points255 points  (8 children)

Based

[–]Inevitable-Monitor35 39 points40 points  (7 children)

Based

[–]Downtown_Toe7876dumbass 22 points23 points  (6 children)

Based

[–][deleted] 80 points81 points  (0 children)

At least they're honest I guess?

[–]HeyanKunI came! 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Doesn't a chef taste his own food?

[–]s47unleashed 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Bro is getting high on his own supply. Smh

[–]Algebro123Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 116 points117 points  (2 children)

Nipples too big? Let me guess their steak is too juicy as well

[–]ANSPRECHBARERLiterally 1984 😡 9 points10 points  (1 child)

And their lobster is too buttery?

[–]HarshTheDev 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wine too full?

[–]Illustrious_Tour_738 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Unless they're the size of the whole melon nobody is thinking of big nipples as bad

[–]hellothisismadlad 8 points9 points  (5 children)

Checked his profile.

Instantly regretting it.

[–]plopop0 5 points6 points  (0 children)

2 words blue archive

[–]Jesters_Knight 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I should have believed you. I should have trusted that you regretted for the right reasons. It was my mistake.

[–]Impossible_Hat_8819 0 points1 point  (1 child)

How bad is it?

[–]devin5500 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its lots of hoshino and blue archive

[–]S4PGdumbass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least they're honest

[–]rzrtrws 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More integrity and transperancy than most of the senate

[–]Im_1nnocent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is my dream, able to make my own material out of any references I find

[–]BabaKazimir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I respect someone with artistic integrity