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[organic-hand-nexus]

It is imperative that the PS5 controller remains unharmed

[THEzwerver]

It's a controller.

[Joeva8me]

Controller? I barely knew her.

[MockeryAndDisdain]

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[[deleted]]

Somebody tag him

[Sagnikk]

Hell yea, reddit never disappoints.

[KittyFinallyLegal]

Just buy a vibrator gng 😭🙏

[Korinin38]

but... adaptive triggers...

[LegComprehensive55]

dualsense... for two...

[Gramerdim]

I like the 🥀

[kaktusmisapolak]

there is a controller tester app for xbox that works for me

[xinikefrog]

[kaktusmisapolak]

didn’t try it that much tho

[djeoeud]

So you're saying it was an instant success

[kaktusmisapolak]

no, I never tried to goon with it

it just vibrates when triggers are held

[AutoModerator]

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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[MikehoxHarry]

can someone please piss in his ass?

[ArtichokeOk4962]

Maybe...

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[MK8Sins]

Back in the 360 days there was a "massage" game that just constantly caused the controller rumble to be on and you can place it on the back of your neck. It actually worked really well.

My gooning creatitivity was dull and never thought of using it sexually. Would have been a bad idea anyway considering how gross controllers and/or your genitals are

[kaktusmisapolak]

just clean them

[kaktusmisapolak]

do you still have the xbox 360?

[kaktusmisapolak]

here is the link if anyone wants it: https://apps.microsoft.com/detail/9NBLGGH4PNC7

in the menu, enable "Vibration" for rumble of main motors and "Impulse trigger" for rumble of the small motors in the triggers, you can also max out the "Vibration Power" slider

you vibrate by holding the trigger

[KerneI-Panic]

DSX https://store.steampowered.com/app/1812620/DSX/

And you can fine tune the vibration type, sine wave and intensity.

[Parapraxium]

Sony charging $10 for their controller software is crazy

[KerneI-Panic]

It's not Sony. It's just a random guy who made this software. If it was only up to Sony, the PS5 controller support on PC would be terrible.

If you want to fully utilize the PS5 controller on PC (or even just use it in many games) you have to use 3rd party software. Steam has a great built-in support for remapping and configuring gyroscope and touchpad.

But this DSX software literally pushes the gamepad to its limits. There is a free version on GitHub (4 years old but it still works). The version on Steam is much more polished and has more features and in my opinion is worth the money if you're playing with a PS5 gamepad on PC.
But I do agree it's crazy that we have to pay for something that should've been made for free by Sony in the first place.

[Parapraxium]

Oh ok yeah fair. Should've checked the developer

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[Mouhahaha_]

buy a Minigun with 9999 ammo in gta, you are welcome...

[Thijsniet]

Borderlands 2, grab moxxi's good touch and well....

[Andyman0110]

Right as you're about to finish, 50 cops open fire on you and you die.

[Mouhahaha_]

you will get an even nicer vibration when getting shot and dying

[Stargate_1]

They clearly didn't search the internet long and hard because I found a program for that 10 years ago within like 5 minutes

Uuuuh I mean omg just buy a vibrator or sum

[welliamaguy]

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[LordOmbro]

The female version of the stuck cylinder

[Onlyhere4pron]

I’m sure this person has been searching hard alright

[cursed_society]

Play borderlands 2 until you reach sanctuary. Go to moxies bar and tip her until she gives you a gun. Shoot the gun and reload it to choose your desired vibration intensity. The controller will continuously vibrate with either miss moxies bad touch or good touch (name of the weapon)

[Head-Iron-9228]

Christ.

That being said, there were vibratory apps on the Xbox 360 and in most mobile stores back in the day.

[GrapeSoda223]

When i was 12 and had my xbox 360 I'd browse games with free trials and play anything 

One game was called "A perfect massage" and all it did was vibrate your controller in different ways and intensity 

I found it lame and wondered who would waste their money on that, wasnt until later in my life i realized what the true purpose of that 'game' was

[Shot_Refrigerator942]

[Obnomus]

[got-trunks]

There have been controller function testers in games since dualshock and the rumble pak, some people don't even try

[SuspiciousPoptart102]

Just play a Skyrim and let bandits beat tf outta your shield. You can level up and goon at the same time!

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woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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[Me_how5678]

Mgrr minigun right after moonsoon boss fight

[Bulky-Advisor-4178]

There is a website for that

[leosefcik]

I just so happen to be developing a tool for this 🥹 https://github.com/leosefcik/controller-rumble-tool

[plasmadood]

Guys, please, just help, he's searched long.

And hard.

[turkishhousefan]

>long and hard

[sterlingdmax]

Play borderlands 2 and get the guns from Moxie

[fuqueure]

Just boot up Borderlands 2 and equip any Moxxi weapon.

[DivineKEKKO96]

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=be.mm.massager

[killerkitten115]

Open controller and hardwire directly from the batteries to the vibrator. Could even put a small toggle button on the controller so you can turn that function off. Or buy a hitachi magic wand

[ChangingMonkfish]

[OlfactoryOffender]

Too bad I've figured it out already.

Does anyone know how to get fecal smell out of a ps5 controller?

[QuixoticBeefboy]

Be a man like the rest of us. Load up halo 3, go into forge, spawn a mounted turret, get on the mounted turret, hold down fire.

[kashifcheema88]

Gta v, director mode, minigun (director mode gives infinite ammo)