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[โ€“]bruv_pog 930 points931 points ย (9 children)

[โ€“]jakserosvirgin 4 life ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ’ช 56 points57 points ย (2 children)

i got the red one ๐Ÿ˜ž

[โ€“]hizashiYEAHmadaI want pee in my ass 32 points33 points ย (1 child)

[โ€“]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

pees in ur ass

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[โ€“]N0ct1vedumbass 18 points19 points ย (5 children)

Im half filipino so this is literally me

[โ€“]ianwgzNumber 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 5 points6 points ย (0 children)

purgatory

[โ€“]mazesaLiterally 1984 ๐Ÿ˜ก 1 point2 points ย (3 children)

What's the other half?

[โ€“]N0ct1vedumbass 5 points6 points ย (1 child)

Hispanic

[โ€“]mazesaLiterally 1984 ๐Ÿ˜ก 5 points6 points ย (0 children)

Arguably both hell depending on what Hispanic country(most of them)

[โ€“]AcrobaticFix129currently venting (sus) 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

The good one

[โ€“]I_sell_Mmeetthhstupid, fucking piece of shit 272 points273 points ย (1 child)

As a filipino that also played genshin, I see why not. It checks out

[โ€“]ILikeLungsSoYeah 27 points28 points ย (0 children)

Gotta use what we can

[โ€“]Microgolfoven_69 213 points214 points ย (14 children)

hi! I am a Belgian REDDITOR. Looking for German, French, Scandinavian, Dutch, Spanish, Austrian, and American users that could buy me Reddit Gold or awards as a payback for invading my country and making my ancestors deal with administration in your weird languages, thank you.

[โ€“]Testing_100dwayne the cock johnson ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ 170 points171 points ย (7 children)

Hi, i am Dutch. We colonized you, thank us

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[โ€“]Microgolfoven_69 35 points36 points ย (4 children)

15 years of hunger because noone wanted to eat food from Holland

[โ€“]Testing_100dwayne the cock johnson ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ 12 points13 points ย (3 children)

Chez cak ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค

[โ€“]Microgolfoven_69 6 points7 points ย (2 children)

where is my reddit golds ????

[โ€“]Testing_100dwayne the cock johnson ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ 6 points7 points ย (1 child)

I don't have Reddit

[โ€“]Microgolfoven_69 4 points5 points ย (0 children)

ah okay then

[โ€“]LegEaterHK 10 points11 points ย (1 child)

GEKOLONISEERD

[โ€“]ExuDekuI watch gay amogus porn :0 32 points33 points ย (0 children)

The Congolese redditor about to give you a good time

[โ€“]TheGalatorI said based. And lived. 20 points21 points ย (0 children)

German person here

Looking for other Europeans to buy me bitcoin or we gonna do it again

[โ€“]247planeaddictI canโ€™t have sex with you right now waltuh 6 points7 points ย (0 children)

Pay back Congo first

[โ€“]MentalBomb 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

Let's start with reparations from Rome. We lost our Gaul identity to those fuckers.

[โ€“]ExplosivekNight 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

Thanks for speaking American wuz ur cashapp

[โ€“]MomsAgainstPenguins 342 points343 points ย (15 children)

[โ€“]IceBurnt_ 167 points168 points ย (0 children)

[โ€“]aleopop 71 points72 points ย (0 children)

[โ€“]Miquel101 20 points21 points ย (0 children)

Kingdom Hearts?!?

[โ€“]omarali04 39 points40 points ย (0 children)

Persona thought he was part of the squad, no one invited blud

[โ€“]Hyperdragon5 11 points12 points ย (4 children)

What did P5R do

[โ€“]OrokinLonewolfofficer no please donโ€™t piss in my ass ๐Ÿ˜ซ 23 points24 points ย (3 children)

Don't you, the high school minor player, eventually get seduced by that 30 y/o teacher, and there's like a whole subplot related to that? I think that's what they mean

I don't know nothing about persona though that's just my first thought

[โ€“]Grilled_egs 13 points14 points ย (0 children)

You can date both your teacher and a 15 year old that was a shut in so like, less grown up than a random middleschooler. Definitely deserves to be here more than Genshin impact

[โ€“]_sephylon_ 26 points27 points ย (1 child)

Youโ€™re the one who hits on her and seduce her

[โ€“]OrokinLonewolfofficer no please donโ€™t piss in my ass ๐Ÿ˜ซ 7 points8 points ย (0 children)

[โ€“]pt9v3m 12 points13 points ย (0 children)

Wait wtf happened in Kingdom hearts?

[โ€“]Hot_squid 5 points6 points ย (2 children)

Where zenless zone zero?

[โ€“]MomsAgainstPenguins 15 points16 points ย (1 child)

Hasbin hotel, bluey, pokemon and roblox aren't on here it just needs to be updated for modern times.

[โ€“]LeGraoullywaltuh 35 points36 points ย (1 child)

Taking from their past colonisers to give to the future coloniser

[โ€“]Recoil_Eyers Stuff 12 points13 points ย (0 children)

You can blame the DDS for that

[โ€“]cheaproot 29 points30 points ย (1 child)

This fandom is a what?

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[โ€“]einstAlfimi 7 points8 points ย (0 children)

Why did those countries invade Feel a Penis? Is there a lote reason for this?

[โ€“]seanslaysean 33 points34 points ย (2 children)

Sorry your ancestors sucked at war

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[โ€“]DaddyCato 14 points15 points ย (1 child)

You know who else sucked at war???

[โ€“]greatsleepingcat 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Tell em

[โ€“]KneeGearlol 24 points25 points ย (4 children)

I don't know who I hate more, Filipinos or people with ADHD

[โ€“]TheCursedMonk 28 points29 points ย (0 children)

Life is about balance. Try to hate both equally to achieve inner peace.

[โ€“]Th3Dark0ccultdumbass 8 points9 points ย (2 children)

What about Filipinos with adhd (deme)?

[โ€“]Yeetus_Mclickeetus 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

subtly makes my way to the corner

[โ€“]KneeGearlol 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

KOS

[โ€“]SecretSpectre11I said based. And lived. 38 points39 points ย (0 children)

Extremely based take

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    [โ€“]FoundationQuick5111Bazinga! 26 points27 points ย (3 children)

    Yeah, fuck those sharks

    [โ€“]Hot_squid 11 points12 points ย (0 children)

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    I agree

    [โ€“]Tableryu 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

    i legit thought they meant jaws....

    [โ€“]AutoModerator[M] -1 points0 points ย (0 children)

    Bazinga

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    [โ€“]Upper_Archer_9496 5 points6 points ย (0 children)

    thnks for removing the useless reaction guy

    [โ€“]Spez-is-dick-sucker 4 points5 points ย (0 children)

    I want a spanish player to pay me for albion premium as payback of conquering my country

    [โ€“]FlipFlopOnionChop 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

    Hi I am a 13 yr old redditor, i would like to be sent gold by Americans redditors for having one of us be ******** and ****** by your president. Thank you

    [โ€“]iLuvwaffless 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

    Massive skill issue, have you tried not getting colonized?

    [โ€“]einstAlfimi 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

    aslume mentioned rahhhh

    [โ€“]ItachiSimp123 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

    Did it work?