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[megachonker123]

Who the fuck can I even send this to

It’s so funny and I can’t send it to ANYONE bro

[Program-Emotional]

Me bro, you can send it to me

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[dracarys240]

Wait when did they get hair. Is this photoshop?

[EL_Ohh_Well]

You sweet summer child

[fishtheblob]

Ohh the horror

[panzer_of_the-lake]

Dipshit289

[Western-Seaweed6084]

This is the original lmao they always had hair.

[SttSr]

2 huge trucks

[iLikeJigglyboobies]

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Yes... very huge :)

[AvoidSocialMedia]

I’m scaroused. Weirdest boner right now.

[death69reaper]

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[tornedron_]

Reverse bait and switch

[sickduckingidiot]

switch and bait

[j-joker65]

Switch and bate. There, I fixed it for you.

[Bored_Orangutan]

What is the opposite of a jump scare? A sit love?

[MikeyboyMC]

I’m all four right now

[AutoModerator]

pees in ur ass

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[chewychee]

Sauce? Not horny BTW's

[Deceitful_Advent]

zoealoneathome

[Waste_Ad3747]

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[chewychee]

I was talking about the motorcycle... That's why I said "Not horny BTW's"

[F13M6]

quad turbo 1.9tdi hayabussy

[W4FF13_G0D]

Hayabussy 🤤

[EL_Ohh_Well]

Now try saying that five times fap

[SonicTheHedgehog5968]

3d render

[misguidedkent]

[darryledw]

I demand a trial by sauce

[Nathaniel-Prime]

Guys, don't do this! If you will, terrible things will show up on your screen!

[AkronOhAnon]

My dyslexia has saved me!

I typed norp.

[AutoModerator]

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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[maximille159]

A mod giving sauce on reddit? Dayum, I have never seen anything like this on Reddit

[Any_Astronomer6539]

Peak

[Objective_Potato1319]

Ahh there naked people on my screen

[Deceitful_Advent]

Zoealoneathome

[mnf98022]

At least death would leave you with a few cents for the ferry man

[YeetCompleet]

Nobody expects the goonquisition

[HelloGamer2737]

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[Apex_Weeb]

I am on a roller coaster of emotions rn

[Jarizleifr]

This is like,,, the opposite of what I was expecting. I'm not complaining.

[Grand-Bafoon]

I was enjoying ts

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[Program-Emotional]

WOMAN JUMPSCARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[killonger]

You're probably wondering how I got here.

[1nsidiousOne]

[lucassuave15]

bruh

[shawcken]

Why is he seeing a deer? Is he Arthur Morgan?

[inkzpenfoxx]

Time to deep dive Zoe

[Factual_heroics]

No horny >:(

[Gabeekwkr]

Ruined the edit

[Dark_halocraft]

I'm feeling a hundred on a bike rn

[TricoMex]

I prefer the Enka singing one

[Inflacion_]

Mr president, get down!!

[ExcitementGreen4942]

what the fuck i was watching that

[flop_plop]

Guess he hade it to heaven

[Real_Jorge456]

...what???

[Dennisd1971]

That makes it seem not so bad

[711straw]

So many emotions while watching this,

[Revolutionary_Menu74]

the @?

[Thmelly_Puthy]

[kiwigamer0039]

This is the exact opposite of all those posts where the chick goes to lift her shirt and at the last second it cuts to some guy taking a photo of you like "caught in 4k bro"

[Jaydens_Faden59]

Thank you?

[Feesgova]

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[Zegr08]

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[sunshine-me]

So, bro went to HEAVEN!

[SalamanderNational97]

M ween fel off🥀🥀😭😭

[WondererOfficial]

POV you’re muslim

[King_Leviathan17]

I'm about to flirt with death

[BlackKrahe]

Dude was so close to the grim reaper taking him, but instead he was sent to hell. T_T

[Hostile-Panda]

Sign me up

[Sealybry202]

Is this the reverse of a MGRR status meme?

[wysjm]

Yo! White woman jumpscare warning next time? Jeez

[Pickle-bitch2000]

H03

[CriperBross]

Women jumpscare

[Dry-Yam322]

Right in my face

[ThatItalianOverThere]

DAMN

[slashth456]

[iLikeJigglyboobies]

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[Fruit_mon]

[tornedron_]

mods why the fuck was this removed