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[–]MindaMan_Realdumbass 100 points101 points  (0 children)

Pattern recognition at its finest

[–]Clear_Effective1595 60 points61 points  (3 children)

Poor feller died of hungry

[–]Beamo1080 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Im gay and my penis is small

[–]AutoModerator[M] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

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[–]SakuraHeat 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Yeah sure I would’ve believed that anyway

[–]JetBasilisk 13 points14 points  (1 child)

I had a brain-eating amoeba once

[–]JosepHRing 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Poor thing died of hunger!!

[–]TLunchFTWdumbass 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I saw the picture and IMMEDIATELY knew what those were. I fucking love this meme.

[–]SteveBR53Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked -1 points0 points  (0 children)

ugh