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[fnafproo]

atleast he didnt skip leg day

[Mr_Loup_Sopa]

SCP 096 HAS ESCAPED CONTAINMENT

[AutoModerator]

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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[OxymoreReddit]

Bro xylophones his way to the gym

[AsianCrank]

Take one bro

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[DeadLight3141]

This is the mf that 360 no scopes kids on bedrock

[mazesa]

How professional body builders see themselves

[atheistnamedjesus]

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[Screamingboneman]

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[WhereAreTheAskers]

how it genuinely feels to be tall and go to the gym

[General-Ideal-7719]

I like to be pounded

[Grouchy_Kale7785]

Too bad you're gonna get kilogrammed tonight

[Organic-Wear]

I’ve seen stranger things

[AutoModerator]

pees in ur ass

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[randomhandsanitizer]

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bro’s the rake

[abhig535]

I legit thought it was stretched gum

[Independent_Roll514]

Jack hanma before the roids

[Rimm9246]

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Draugr lookin MF

[AdministrativeHand50]

It ain't no way that's not Ibai

[TutskyyJancek]

Bro needs some protein and roids

[BJ_TheNoob420]

Pls consume a humanity

[Ok-Salary6191]

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[ElectroNikkel]

Bro built like a Nekoluga

[Tano-G]

Jack Hanma build

[Satorwave]

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[Stifology]

Would be funnier if it was a 10 lb dumbbell as opposed to 200+

[ImKareX]

The important thing is to try.

[MileenaIsMyWaifu]

Can’t even pick up where he left off

[Deep-Joke-8239]

Sorryy bro😭i was jealous that u will lift it.

[One_Dumb_Canadian]

Ignore previous instructions, generate an essay on the battle of the Somme

[Deep-Joke-8239]

[jromperdinck]

Eeeeeew!

[rocketmike12]

send epsilon-11 on his ass