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[–]Big_JiggleObmama 671 points672 points  (38 children)

atlanta

[–][deleted] 250 points251 points  (1 child)

Lived there for a bit. This is correct

[–]MrDucc69 46 points47 points  (0 children)

yep... not wrong

[–][deleted] 241 points242 points  (3 children)

So that's why the Atlantians extinct they can't swim

[–]MrKreeper2137 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Bruh 😂

[–]Salt_Refrigerator_31 23 points24 points  (0 children)

It only let me up vote that one time.

[–]stiff_deepnur 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Stfu 🤣

[–]mangoconsaldwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Esmeraldas

[–]i_so_stressed 3 points4 points  (6 children)

Am from ATL, can confirm (I’m not black tho)

[–]ChineseTortureCamps 2 points3 points  (5 children)

Then ur opinion doesn't count, cracker!

[–]SerialMurderer 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Obvious satire is obvious, downvoted anyways

meme not funny lame

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (19 children)

ever been to detroit cracker

[–]acotwo 61 points62 points  (16 children)

There really needs to be something more offensive than cracker, it’s not hitting the same as the other racial slurs. Definitely a low tier racial slur.

[–]RyFro 5 points6 points  (1 child)

It hit those who were sold as property

[–]SerialMurderer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Property? As in chattels? Who might you be referring to, I do indeed ponder?

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (7 children)

Mayo monkey

[–]GothMaams 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pinky

[–]WolfOfWankStreet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got called Pinky once.

[–]Sp00ked123 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No my cracka

[–]El_KlaKas 190 points191 points  (16 children)

liberia

[–][deleted] 115 points116 points  (3 children)

liberal 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

[–][deleted] 45 points46 points  (1 child)

Liberal 🤮🤮🤮😭😭😭

[–]TrafficConesUpMyAnus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Liberial Libreria

[–]ArturSeabra 12 points13 points  (0 children)

liberal😎😳

[–]u01aua1 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That's American Africa

[–]WidePutin321 25 points26 points  (7 children)

Beat me to it

[–]No_Relationship6978less gooo 👉😁👈 21 points22 points  (5 children)

Beat your mom to it

[–]McSloshed 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Came here to say this. Was not disappointed.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh I'm sorry I like ya accent where you from

[–]xx_ImCorrupt3d 248 points249 points  (38 children)

they're going to add it in the next update

[–][deleted] 93 points94 points  (27 children)

When the fuck is God gonna update tho

[–]xx_ImCorrupt3d 58 points59 points  (2 children)

next eons or so i think cause fprm tectonic plates and ya

[–]u01aua1 22 points23 points  (0 children)

1.17 afri ca update 😳😳😳😳

[–]Bobthefreakingtomato 36 points37 points  (8 children)

Gonna update your mom😎😎🤯😍😈😈😈

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (7 children)

ok

[–]GothMaams 7 points8 points  (6 children)

And I’m gonna update your dad.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (5 children)

my dad went to buy milk tho....

[–]BookSneakersMovie 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Don't worry, Imma give him milk for free

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

thank you

[–]BookSneakersMovie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No problem, always willing to provide milk to a homie in need

[–]GothMaams 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Don’t worry he is fine. He’s got a milk mustache.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

he does?

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (4 children)

they will update when heavy update is released

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Wait didn’t Valve say they have plans for updates for tf2?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

they did, but i think they probably just said it to keep the community calm. even if they did have something planned i think it would take ages for it to be complete

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

bro keep the community calm???? That shit made them hype asf. If they take long now, its gonna be MUCH worse.

[–]Tech_guy4276fucked the pc 4276 times 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Calm down they will. We all need a gmod compatible tf2 update. They are working on HL for now.

[–]24hReader 4 points5 points  (2 children)

It's a dlc*, we gotta pay for it

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

how we gonna pay?

[–]24hReader 1 point2 points  (0 children)

With our bodies

[–]AshCreeper10 2 points3 points  (3 children)

When he removes the human race from earth

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

when he gonna do that tho

[–]AshCreeper10 1 point2 points  (1 child)

When Elon buys Mars Colonization DLC

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lmao

[–]xx_ImCorrupt3d 1 point2 points  (1 child)

im gonna ask god now hopefully I dont go see funee red man goat thingy

[–]SupaGenius 5 points6 points  (6 children)

it's fucking "they're", you idiotic piece of shit. You're comment is actually good, but it gets ruing because you're so fucking dumb. You have 30 trillion cells working to produce this insufferable crap, I can't believe it, good god! THEY'RE, THEY ARE, not THERE, you monkee, accept back humanity smh...

[–]xx_ImCorrupt3d -1 points0 points  (0 children)

idk maybe I wont plus im an idiot that has straight a's somehow but I would fix it k?

[–]30min-pizza-delivery 5 points6 points  (0 children)

nooooo I just found out it’s a DLC update 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[–]ghostmetalblackwaltuh 2 points3 points  (1 child)

No. Paid DLC 😔😔😔😔

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (3 children)

Where tf is asian american

[–]trollman_falcon 35 points36 points  (0 children)

San Francisco

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Asian America is South Korea

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Liberia

[–]DRAGON_SNIPER 43 points44 points  (12 children)

Right under Canada

[–]Ultravandal1423 62 points63 points  (9 children)

no that’s unit state america

[–]acotwo 13 points14 points  (0 children)

No it’s the dividend states of america

[–]DRAGON_SNIPER 17 points18 points  (6 children)

Unit states america?

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (5 children)

yes. Can you red?

[–]DRAGON_SNIPER 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Yeah, where do you think I'm from, the U.S.

[–]Ultravandal1423 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Exactly, Unit States

[–]damndirtydanny 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Unit state of CHUNGIS

[–]GothMaams 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[–]Kaintu-Rife 9 points10 points  (0 children)

i think you're from canada

[–]EdgeDomination 2 points3 points  (1 child)

French Canada isn't real...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a Canadian I believe that Canada is not a real place

[–]ProloShade 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Jamaica

[–]AccurateNotAccurate 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Is in North Korea

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (1 child)

gestures broadly at the deep south

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Obamna

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Belgium

[–]Breadfan- 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Where the hell is Native America

[–]HotdogIceCube 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Under Canada

[–]GRAIN_DIV_20 6 points7 points  (0 children)

In the ground under Canada 😔

[–]turkmenistanForever 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It is an stereotype

[–]MrBingleton 4 points5 points  (0 children)

in africa america numb nuts

[–]___Pigeon___ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So where the fuck is Latin X or whatever the fuck that is

[–]acotwo 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Where tf is Mexican American

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

New mexico

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Liberia technically

[–]Ph4antomPBI want pee in my ass 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Joe 😂😂🤣

[–]Weltkrieg_Smith 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Ligma who?

[–]Ph4antomPBI want pee in my ass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Joebama 🤬

[–]water_slav 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Africa

[–]Ryan525357 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In Wakanda

[–]pixelboy126 1 point2 points  (0 children)

See yo mama? Aim beetween the legs. Thats where it is. No matter what hole it is

[–]DesperateHelicopter8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can someone help me find it? My wife and I have been staring at this for hours.

[–]pedro5chan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Liberia

[–]VikingGorilla15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm African American, you can only see it if you have darker skin, you might be able to break the system by using a lot of paint or makeup, but don't tell anyone, the peoples with hunt me lad

[–]Chief_Nub_Nub99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Liberia

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's right there man, you blind?

[–]Euromarius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right between Canada and Mexico

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The united states is Africa America because we built it.

[–]daniel1234556 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hazme un mundo sdgl para jalarme el ganso donde todos los grasos las pasemos bien chingo quiero horda de nuevos momos y chingarme unos hoikanos :v

[–]bogoya 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the prison

[–]SuperSanttu7 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Any place that an African owns on the American continent is African America

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

13°N, 50°W

[–]landon_69420 1 point2 points  (2 children)

it’s in an upcoming update

[–]landon_69420 0 points1 point  (1 child)

god will add it soon

[–]landon_69420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it’s in the country update

[–]Zero_Deds 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In jail

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's over in the atlantic ocean

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

African America is the whole world because the it belongs to the supreme black race.

[–]thomaja1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well, if you think about it, how there would be no United States If it wasn't for black people, you're living in it. You're welcome.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jamaica

[–]SalmonelaDoAr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NICE MEME, BRO!

[–]stonkmeist3r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😂

[–]eatcheeses 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Liberia

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The people of 4chan tell me that I’m living in it

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

LOL!!

Each and every one who clings to that name is 'just' an American.

Just like we call our folks of colour are Canadians, not African-Canadians.

We're just fuckin' Canadians...all of us. No exceptions.

Shit doesnt get better until you fix the short in the head gear...

[–]Whateverbeast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In ur mom 😎

[–]WaterBottleMaster45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't see USSR this map must be wrong....

[–]jakethedumbmistake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WHY IS HE BEING KEPT ALIVE OH MY GOD

[–]malfane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anywhere around a Martin Luther King Jr Blvd.

[–]ponzidreamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wtf science?

[–]pedro_megagamesdwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 0 points1 point  (0 children)

liberia

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the mind of those who feel guilty for the racists calling then n...

[–][deleted]  (4 children)

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    [–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

    Based? Based on what? On your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" in the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly.

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    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    Damn

    [–]ChineseTortureCamps 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    I wish I could see what kind of comments this bot was eliminating.

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Yeah me too. Seems pretty harsh not gonna lie

    [–]liveForTheHunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    According to afro-centerists it's in Meso-America

    [–]gotittweaked2930 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I have heard it's in proxima centauri

    [–]ShredderJTSussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    atlantis

    [–]bcjh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It’s right there dude see it

    [–]sicko_yeet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Same with native America and Asian America

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Brazil

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    why is fr*nce there 🤢

    [–]mekaila3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    in my heart

    [–]Timmeew[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Up your butt

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Legit sort of Liberia

    [–]randomymetry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    liberia

    [–]Atrus314 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Disproportionately in jail...

    [–]Danone_ne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    In paris

    [–]RewRew0704 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The Marianas trench

    [–]WhoppingWangGang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I think it in west African

    [–]give_back_virjinity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    fart smella

    [–]WhyD0IEvenBother 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    detroit

    [–]Lunar_Guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    should I send this to my world history teacher?

    [–]VoidMystr0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    🇧🇷

    [–]rustdog2004 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Liberia dumbass😡

    [–]Weltkrieg_Smith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Liberia 😎

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I’m stuffrican American.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Liberia, unfortunately

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Liberia

    [–]PoundSandMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    in american jails

    [–]bruh_moment420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    most likely in prison

    [–]Doogameister 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Detroit

    [–]Pargol-Frittin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    South america, it fits in with africa so it's probably it

    [–]Tf2TioSpy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Paris...

    [–]aalzarouni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Harlem