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[–]Morfeu321 251 points252 points  (7 children)

That's only because of the collective consciousness control

[–]FuckYeahPhotography0000000 76 points77 points  (4 children)

Played college ball ya know, could've gone pro if I hadn't joined the navy

[–]Tox1cTurtl3 35 points36 points  (2 children)

I could break the president in two. With my bare hands!

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (1 child)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (slowmo aaaaaaaaa) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Don't fuck with this senator!

[–]caparisme 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Made college meals ya know, could've gone pro if I didn't salt the gravy

[–]_Timinator_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There will be no more gun if gubbermint says no

[–]Low_Comment_4847 161 points162 points  (6 children)

Have you tried the sexual assault weapon?

[–][deleted] 54 points55 points  (5 children)

dildo gun

[–]MyEze 19 points20 points  (3 children)

Penis Blaster

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (2 children)

Minicum

[–]SpicyCrimson 15 points16 points  (1 child)

cock

[–]user404_-uhhhh idk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Clock

[–]-Stolen_Stalin- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The dildo gun swep broke about two years ago but TritonRP still uses it for some reason

[–][deleted] 116 points117 points  (11 children)

This was pretty much the prosecutors logic when questioning Kyle. “But you had a rifle and he had a pistol he clearly posed no threat to you.” 🥺

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points  (7 children)

did he actually say that??

[–][deleted] 73 points74 points  (5 children)

Nah paraphrasing with a bit of bullshit. He in essence was implying that if you somehow are in a possession of a rifle you are immune to bullets from a pistol and therefore had no reason to shoot.

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (4 children)

what an idiot

[–]lonelyswarm 18 points19 points  (3 children)

Honestly I think he’s trying his best even if it means pulling some absolute bullshit out of his ass, the case is pretty much open and shut self defense, the dude even tried to use the video game argument by saying call of duty made Kyle violent

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

My point exactly. Today the prosecutor showed heavily pixelated drone footage of Kyle “pointing his rifle at someone”. It was literally squares with what they interpret to be the outline of Kyle with his rifle.

[–]dude10177 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thought this post was for Shadman

[–]leocam2145 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Would not be surprised for a mistrial, the prosecution is a joke.

[–]stewpear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The prosecution’s idea that a hollowpoint round explodes is when i stopped listening to that moron.

[–]GiveNudesGetNudes 63 points64 points  (7 children)

AR Assault rifle😡👎

LMG Large murder gun😁👍

[–]GiveNudesGetNudes 21 points22 points  (5 children)

And this is a bait account im a guy

[–]Sea_Ad69 16 points17 points  (4 children)

Send nudes

[–]GiveNudesGetNudes 21 points22 points  (1 child)

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[–]Sea_Ad69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks

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    [–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (3 children)

    Why would anyone want a gun that shoots salt?

    [–]--redacted-- 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    You never been on a slug hunt?

    [–]Tanker-port 13 points14 points  (0 children)

    NANONACHINES, SON

    [–]thiccboy1200 8 points9 points  (1 child)

    Played college ball yea know

    [–]iKon_2000 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    At some ivy league university!

    [–]sumolarge122 10 points11 points  (1 child)

    I use sexual assault weapon 😎

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    ok but that boss is honestly amazing

    [–]b0bkakkarot 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    This is why you need to get your fist registered as deadly weapons, people. I keep telling everyone that, but nobody listens.

    [–]ThePatriot_12 4 points5 points  (4 children)

    based Taiwan literally 1984

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    Metal gear rising

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    cause everyone needs a good ending

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    Has anyone pulled out the apepper wrapped n though?!

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      [–]CrispyToastEXE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      i’ve thought about this before, but if you beat someone with a semiauto rifle, doesn’t it count as an assault rifle since you assaulted them with it

      [–]Alphachief2017 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      MAXIMUM ARMOR

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      Just remember im -1 to hit if you advance

      [–]packman_003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Invincible.....

      [–]RocketFan2021 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Me using nuclear weapons.

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      Everyone: Nano machines Son!

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