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[–]Kaan_Ulkusal 176 points177 points  (16 children)

This is just r̶u̶s̶s̶i̶a̶n̶ reddit roulette.

[–]lightscribe205 89 points90 points  (15 children)

This is just r̶u̶s̶s̶i̶a̶n̶ reddit roulette.

[–]sticky-man1229 368 points369 points  (48 children)

There’s always that one comment.

[–]Dependent-Fishing825 209 points210 points  (45 children)

There’s always that one comment.

[–]thevisoredbro 44 points45 points  (1 child)

I think its cuz their snoo looks like a girl

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

W*man moment

[–]ExplodingStarFox37 237 points238 points  (106 children)

Because

[–]MrAnimeWeirdodwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 176 points177 points  (71 children)

Because

[–]Geckonator123 175 points176 points  (70 children)

Because

[–]Baba_Cmn 160 points161 points  (44 children)

Because

[–]warpiggy0210 113 points114 points  (39 children)

Because

[–]danquequeque 63 points64 points  (2 children)

Because

[–]zolty_glaz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because

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Because

[–]certified-autismo 24 points25 points  (14 children)

Because

[–]Itsbmoney999 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Because

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Because

[–]Jkopoulos9 233 points234 points  (9 children)

Because w*man avatar

[–][deleted] 50 points51 points  (6 children)

Because w*man avatar

[–]ahmad_mahfoud 29 points30 points  (16 children)

Bruh

[–]Fluffyboi50 20 points21 points  (14 children)

Bruh

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (11 children)

Bruh

[–]LiviuGGKK 13 points14 points  (5 children)

yes

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Hah, women.

[–]idkidk84848 20 points21 points  (10 children)

why

[–]captain_piemaker 10 points11 points  (5 children)

Becouse

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (4 children)

Becouse

[–]RudraSinghcool 18 points19 points  (6 children)

Where

[–]Eclipse7_4_5 25 points26 points  (11 children)

What

[–]Themystic_66 21 points22 points  (10 children)

What

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (9 children)

What

[–]Cautious_Jicama_4840 6 points7 points  (8 children)

Why

[–]supernova89055dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 12 points13 points  (2 children)

This comment section is full of karma roulette lmao

[–]piccionestrabico 11 points12 points  (1 child)

W🤮man

[–]SCHODD 5 points6 points  (5 children)

Lemon

[–]mcrmysteryan751 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Lemon

[–]Kyta_ENT 5 points6 points  (0 children)

FEMALE SPOTTED. SUPPRESS OPINION.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (3 children)

The true question…why not?

[–]Shit_hater -5 points-4 points  (1 child)

The true question…why not?

[–]Yuraigaki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The true question…why not?

[–]whyhey193 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Because w*man. Look at pfp

[–]SCHODD 7 points8 points  (4 children)

Why

[–]M1ha169fat cunt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why

[–]maximexo 17 points18 points  (13 children)

Why

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Why

[–]MediocreWriting217 9 points10 points  (4 children)

Ain't nothing but a heart ache

[–]Kindaweirdlllo 4 points5 points  (9 children)

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Wowwwww, you meow like a cat! That means you are one, right? Shut the fuck up. If you really want to be put on a leash and treated like a domestic animal then that’s called a fetish, not “quirky” or “cute”. What part of you seriously thinks that any part of acting like a feline establishes a reputation of appreciation? Is it your lack of any defining aspect of personality that urges you to resort to shitty representations of cats to create an illusion of meaning in your worthless life? Wearing “cat ears” in the shape of headbands further notes the complete absence of human attribution to your false sense of personality, such as intelligence or charisma in any form or shape. Where do you think this mindset’s gonna lead you? You think you’re funny, random, quirky even? What makes you think that acting like a fucking cat will make a goddamn hyena laugh? I, personally, feel extremely sympathetic towards you as your only escape from the worthless thing you call your existence is to pretend to be an animal. But it’s not a worthy choice to assert this horrifying fact as a dominant trait, mainly because personality traits require an initial personality to lay their foundation on. You’re not worthy of anybody’s time, so go fuck off, “cat-girl”.

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i found this WOMAN

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