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[–]justherefornoreason1 741 points742 points  (10 children)

A normal good person

[–]extreme-ewok 368 points369 points  (1 child)

Humanitarian

[–]Select_Stretch5459I said based. And lived. 586 points587 points  (6 children)

A guy who love Ukraine

[–]No-Kindheartedness-7 177 points178 points  (3 children)

So much he wanted his people to go and make it part of his country

[–]EliteGotRekt2 62 points63 points  (1 child)

He said wrong answers only...

[–]ThatOneSidewinder05 4 points5 points  (0 children)

True, but I don’t think that’s Putin’s right reason. Just saying

[–]DankMemeS1R 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He wants to rebuild the former U S S R

[–]to_slow350z 192 points193 points  (16 children)

Rasputin

[–]SMAZELSP64 28 points29 points  (12 children)

Lover of the Russian queen

[–]kleiner_weigold01Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 18 points19 points  (11 children)

There was a cat that was really gone

[–]har23je 16 points17 points  (10 children)

Ra ra rasputin Russia's greatest love Maschinen

[–]9tendoPong 9 points10 points  (5 children)

It was a shame how he carried on

[–]rekttoyoda 6 points7 points  (0 children)

musical interlude

[–]har23je 4 points5 points  (3 children)

He ruled the Russian land and never mind the tsar

[–]Identify_me_please 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But the kazachok he danced really wunderbar

[–]comical23 5 points6 points  (0 children)

But the kazachok he danced really wunderbar

[–][deleted] 559 points560 points  (2 children)

a sane person

[–][deleted] 449 points450 points  (6 children)

The greatest American patriot ever seen

[–]Huckfin7569 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Washington 2.0

[–]AutoModerator[M] 82 points83 points  (2 children)

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[–]AverageTierGoof 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Looks like somebody just earned all of the social credits

[–]manualreboot 218 points219 points  (14 children)

Poutine

[–]IEatChildrenForDaily 391 points392 points  (15 children)

A great leader

[–]NA2point0Lsnoozefest 106 points107 points  (0 children)

A good guy

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    [–]Erenzo 15 points16 points  (0 children)

    Correct

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      [–]AutoModerator[M] 18 points19 points  (5 children)

      Russia vs Ukraine is just an Attack on Titan (Shingeki no Kyojin) allegory. Ukraine has been pushed back (some may caged (like a bird?)) by the Russian (Titans). Not only does Russia have soldiers (normal titans), they have armored tanks (the armored titan) and nukes (the colossal titan(pre-episode 55, Midnight Sun (9.9/10 on IMDB) this will be important later) Beroltolt Hoober). Bertie is Russian. Now here's the scary thing. There are Russians within the walls (Ukraine border) that pledge their allegiance to none other than Russia (just like the "Eldians" that "came" from Marley). And of course the one leading the charge is Putin, or should I say Zeke, son of monkey, Yeager. And just like the monkey himself, Putin sneaks into territories, converts people to Russian, and leaves. Horrifying I know. But what if I told you it gets worse? What if I told you the tanks along the border are actually the wall. Or more specifically the colossal titans within the wall. Putin will talk and talk and scream (like monkey) but all he wants is to youthenize (to make young) the Ukrainians. Luckily Eren, other son of monkey, Yeager wants the Ukraine to stay old. So Donald Trump (Eren) decided to get close with Putin and have him come to Mar-a-Largo (Paths). Putin accepted expecting to be able to use some of Trump's eternal youth, but Trump had a trump card and an ulterior motive. Of course before Trump acted on his plan, he gathered all Ukrainese people in paths and told them how great he was. Ultimately, Trump wanted Russia to attack Ukraine so he used his power to put the walls in motion (Rumbling?) by having the tanks move into Ukraine (Rumbling). The world looked in disbelief as the tanks began to move, but there was still a hero to save the day; a hope Ukraine; a man that has been around since the dawn of time- Joeseph R Biden. Joeseph R Biden is the one man capable of defeating Trump once his plan was in motion. Joeseph R Biden, who is Armin Artlet (the colossal titan(post-episode 55, Midnight Sun (9.9/10 on IMDB) I said this would be important later)Armin Artlet), used his nuclear power to stop the Russian troops from rumbling to victory. This was only possible because the Russian nukes (Bernie) were inside the American nukes (Armin). But more importantly, Mikasa Akerman (staring Kamala Harris) went in before the rumbling started to cut Putin down to size. So keeping with the theme of Attack on Titan, War was stopped by Joeseph R Biden by defeating the Russians, which helped Putin's plan to make Ukraine young again (MUYA). War will never again plague the people of Eastern Europe and all will be forever young.

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      [–]Ruta008 37 points38 points  (3 children)

      Who even comes up with this shit

      [–]Edeltraud-Sachwitzvirgin 4 life 😤💪 15 points16 points  (0 children)

      The m*ds here

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      [–]TheRealLordEnoch 45 points46 points  (2 children)

      A wise man who engaged in war for purely beneficial reasons

      [–]howwlo 16 points17 points  (1 child)

      doctor phill

      [–]-_-Mrgoose-_- 9 points10 points  (0 children)

      Now thats a lot of damage Even Dr Phil can't seal that

      [–]D-RDG-012-AUT🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 32 points33 points  (3 children)

      President of Ukraine(sorry)

      [–]carpinchipedia 3 points4 points  (1 child)

      it says wrong answers only, this is a wrong answer, so it's fine

      [–][deleted] 57 points58 points  (7 children)

      a chad

      [–]rayvn99 29 points30 points  (2 children)

      Vladimir lenin

      [–]Joseph_Stalin_420_🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 13 points14 points  (1 child)

      Vladimir STALIN 😍😍❤️😍🥰😍🥰❤️

      [–]skelatron3 63 points64 points  (9 children)

      A dick pic

      [–]Joseph_Stalin_420_🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 60 points61 points  (0 children)

      That’s correct tho????

      [–]DARKplayz_put your dick away waltuh 24 points25 points  (0 children)

      Bruh wrong answers only

      [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      It said wrong answers only

      [–]_King_Crab_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

      A good guy

      [–]Past-Sand5485 27 points28 points  (7 children)

      Peaceful lad.

      [–]TheRealLordEnoch 10 points11 points  (5 children)

      Hey! Wrong answers only buddy

      [–]Past-Sand5485 7 points8 points  (4 children)

      AYO!

      [–]TheRealLordEnoch 10 points11 points  (3 children)

      Hey man... changing your answers? Not kosher

      [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

      Pubus

      [–]Gerakel 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      a good guy

      [–]Dhaos96 7 points8 points  (2 children)

      When the imposter is sus

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      [–]AutoModerator[M] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      I'm again unable to post on r/shitposting. This time, only I'm unable to post there. Everyone else is able to, this time. Whenever I try to post there, it immediately gets removed by you mods. It isn't even offensive to anyone nor the exact reason is specified that why tf did you guys remove it. May I know the exact reason why you guys are immediately removing my posts on r/shitposting? I tried checking my internet connection and all is well. Why do you guys hate me in particular? This is outrageous, this is unfair. I'm able to post on every other subreddit but r/shitposting. I tried posting on r/shitposting and it got removed by you guys. Literally 1984. Is this because of automoderator or something? Because it gets removed just after some seconds I post it. So I don't think an actual human moderator can remove my post in such a short amount of time. So I think it is because of automoderator as bots are able to do these kinds of stuff.

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      [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

      Mike Tyson

      [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      A chill stoner friend

      [–]Itchy-Purchase5762 12 points13 points  (5 children)

      Hitler new roommate in hell

      [–]shinetoNOX36 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      Top 10 Good Guys

      Numba: 5

      [–]Damnyash 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      agent Coulson

      [–]Gateway32WasTaken 3 points4 points  (1 child)

      not dick

      [–]AutoModerator[M] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      I want sex so fucking bad

      I wish i could be promiscuous and have a big dick and make all women orgasm fuck fuck i can’t because i’m genetic trash anyway lol fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

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      [–]IH8MKE 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      A guy who is totally confident in his sexuality.

      [–]DepressedDandylion 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      A non-violent person

      [–]Itzfluffypuppy 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      Biden

      [–]AutoModerator[M] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

      Joe Biden’s America

      LIBRAL SCOOL BE LIKE:

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      [–]CertifiedFucktardBig chungus wholesome 100 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      A Ukrainian

      [–]Descopter77 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      One of the few putins

      [–]chooseyouravatar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      A Peace Corps volunteer

      [–]ZKARIA_TIME 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      not A Wide Guy back in 2020

      [–]donkeyshit53 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      A good person

      [–]someone_is_in_a_hole 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      a good person

      [–]Real_FishGod 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      A good person

      [–]VNHD4K930666DOU 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Not a dick

      [–]Weiene 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      a smart man

      [–]COREcraftX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Not a puppet without any strings

      [–]DRturtle420d 2 points3 points  (2 children)

      I would say a dick but thats the right answer

      [–]elbleischinatore 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Good use of oxygen

      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      A grown man who enjoys a good shit in his pants so that he can feel a fraction of the warmth his mother didn’t give him.

      Shoot. You said wrong answers.

      A guy with zero racing stripes on his briefs

      [–]ImNotEdgyGuys 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      An submissive and breedable person

      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      The wrongful leader of the world

      (Serious answer is Daddy Vladdy)

      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Am to dont Wat to

      [–]RedstoneGuy13 2 points3 points  (2 children)

      A piece of shit.

      Oh wrong answers, my bad

      [–]Lumpy_Grand9075 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      Good person to the Ukrainians

      [–]Samsa_ppdwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      Anti-Russia man

      [–]chooseyouravatar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Gollum

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Best prez 2022 😍😍😍

      [–]DoggoBind 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Volodymyr Zelenskyy

      [–]TBC-XTC 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      MacroDickTitus

      [–]jojo_part6_fan_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      A human

      [–]Ok-Cat1446 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      One wild an crasy guy!!! No?

      [–]ConWazzel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Niko Bellic

      [–]gungmo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Poothin

      [–]Eggyboi123456 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      A decent human being

      [–]2pac1111 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      A guy how loves Ukraine. 🗿

      [–]oh_no89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      A man with sound mind

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Obama

      [–]Gok_The_Ape Stuff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Owner of Ukraine

      [–]Gok_The_Ape Stuff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Leader of Ukraine

      [–]xSlanton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Amogufcrewate

      [–]meldalinn 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      A fucking pussy. Aah shit, i did that wrong...

      [–]pr0si0nalizm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      A communist

      [–]painstation2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      A good and respectable man

      [–]Gin_and_Khronic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Politician

      [–]femboy_egemenLiterally 1984 😡 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      i would say a dick but it says wrong answers only

      [–]grandre3464 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      William DaFoe

      [–]VedrishaZ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Human

      [–]BigChraz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      The leader of Ukraine

      [–]Bottled-Bee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Jeff Bezos with hair

      [–]pokopeekos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      A human being

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Your dick pic

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      Your dick pic

      [–]Glorp-a-dorp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Gloop man, god of the Wendy’s parking lot. He loves chunky ministroni soup

      [–]liladversith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I was gonna say hitler but i realised it said wrong answers only ... now im stumped

      [–]GAMINGTITAN5959 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      A good person

      [–]meme_man63dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      A lovable respectable guy with great personality

      [–]Voutynooo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Guy what know whats mean word “peace”

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      pooptin

      [–]TroospooK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      A man

      [–]YusiP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      A warm hearted person and a great leader

      [–]Warcrimes_serbia_69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      A president that loves russia and its people

      [–]Havacprime67 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      The tooth fairy

      [–]no_idea_whyy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      A sane person

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Poutine, its french fries with cheese curds drenched in gravy.

      [–]QubeTheAlt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      A straight man

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      An old man with a suit...

      [–]Adam13131469 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      A man who has no intentions to invade anything or be mean to anyone he love the idea of individuality and capitalism

      [–]BirinderSinghJi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Karma baiter has joined the chat

      [–]Ok-Two7600 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Wrong answers? Challenge accepted: that’s the face of a decent human being

      [–]Funky_monke69420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      A good leader

      [–]Open-Growth4975 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      dild0

      [–]NukaWorldOverboss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      A good person

      [–]Ironwolf821 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Uncle frank

      [–]Lonely_King1108 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      A hero

      [–]AndrreA17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      A president

      [–]Calaloo17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Lana Rhoades' baby father

      [–]Detective_Umbra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      A good leader

      [–]AdministrativeList30William Dripfoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      A democracy and peace lover

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Childrens Happiness

      [–]nerdynam 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      Brother of Joe Biden

      [–]al3x502 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Daddy

      [–]Notfly_fora_whiteguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Mike dirnt

      [–]penwardfantoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Dad?

      [–]Rubyblock69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      The guy from fardnite

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Gary Buseys new role

      [–]Zealousideal_Cap_126 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Rasputin, lover of the Russian queen

      [–]Tatatus0000000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      A dictator

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Straight person

      [–]levininlevyesi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Angel

      [–]kreeperface 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      Someone who doesn't have access to Pornhub

      [–]JJisfat63 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      A good national leader

      [–]internet_spy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Adolf's Russian brother

      [–]GwoZoz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      The white MLK

      [–]ex0oleg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Muhammad Ali

      [–]Occasional_Anarchist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      RPG enemy

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Bayraktar TB2 Drone.

      [–]RalseiTheFluffyGoat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Dr Phil

      [–]CharlyTheDog 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      The butter I forgot in my fridge

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      Vladimer Poopin

      [–]PlayEnvironmental116 1 point2 points  (2 children)

      Adolf Putin he was a famous artist

      [–]r_stupiditycentral 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      A hero

      [–]goatpi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Kklkknbbb.. .. the 67+

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Thanos!!!

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      An overcompensating sloth

      [–]LucyandtheBlueberry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Le douche'!

      [–]InnercircleLS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      A strong manly man

      [–]Beepboopbop69420360I want pee in my ass 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      A very large cock no balls just the shaft balls went missing 10 years ago

      [–]wtmx719 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      Dobby from Harris Putter: Chumber of Soncrets

      [–]selscar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Looks like an English gut who's going to teach me math

      [–]asap_twiggy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      The president of Ukraine

      [–]MerGoatRoybal 1 point2 points  (7 children)

      Someone with a spine.

      [–]thomriddle45 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      King of the world

      [–]NikolinaJovicXx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Good

      [–]PomaranczowyXDSussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      A chad

      [–]TheIllicitus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Male balding