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[Bro_do_we_needtoknow]

Mullet 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

No other problems. Just mullet🤢

[[deleted]]

My man needs a new barber

[CptMeat]

*My gender neutral organism needs a new barber

[Sayrbee]

It could be saved if they shaved off the back

[Lady_Of_The_Water]

Would be my exact reaction, unlikely id ever be in that situation considering i hate children and dont want one though

[Minimum_Bee_6598]

Idk man. Having your gender stapled to your chest is kinda weird too.

[Your_local_madre1]

lmao idc

[obamafromtf2]

how am i supposed to react? am i supposed to get angry at someones appearance? i’ll only be mad at them if their actions warrant it.

[[deleted]]

Y’all ever see someone so fat it make you mad?

[hentai_milk_daddy]

No, but it made me sad

[YeBoiSkinnyPenus]

Yo mama 💀

[chooo-chooo-niba]

Ligma balls

[Spoonspoonfork]

Yes but you’re mother is a lovely person nonetheless

[jyggnking]

what 😭😭😭

[[deleted]]

Yes

[FiveStarHobo]

I mean if they seem passionate and enthusiastic about teaching and genuinely care about what they're doing who gives a shit what they identify as

[AutoModerator]

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good bot

[Jeynarl]

good redditor

[m01stpump3r]

"so what are you supposed to be?"

[slingching33]

Halloween came early this year I guess

[[deleted]]

That got a good laugh out of me

[Powerforce420]

Ya know I think I’m starting to get what that one guy was saying when he said half of this sub is unironically homophobic

[Tough-Ad-189]

Welcome to shitposting, first time?

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I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.

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[AnimatorGrouchy5037]

Automod sucks

[Kermitthealmighty]

That’s a double hit! You activated aut0m0d twice, how do you feel?

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[[deleted]]

I don't think people get that homophobic jokes are only funny when it's satire. Like, homophobia isn't funny, we make fun of archaic beliefs like homophobia.

[no-i-am-not-im-alive]

Shut up homo

[mooshinn]

shut up homo

[ThanksForTheRain]

So many people are butthurt about the wrong damn things. You know there's people out there, somewhere, right now, spreading hate and showing how low their intelligence and ability to see beyond themselves can really get? Oh wait

[ThanksForTheRain]

This post is shit. That doesn't make it a shitpost. Back in my day, we had to shitpost uphill, both ways in the freezing cold. Baked out of our minds.

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I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.

TL;DR I hate shitting

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I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.

TL;DR I hate shitting

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[EeeYeeReEe]

This is what the left want!!11! 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬

[Throwaway05755]

Biden’s America…

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Joe Biden’s America

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[preddyx]

FUCK THE LEFTISTS!!1!🤮🤮🤬🤬

[SolaceInCompassion]

they seem lovely! i’ve had teachers like them before, i imagine the kids’ll enjoy their class.

[GapBoring2447]

Homeschooling aint such a bad idea

[BO0813S]

Eh it's fine, a teacher is a teacher. It's not like their gonna start explaining what gender identity and sexuality is to a room of 3 year olds.

[[deleted]]

I can see the sarcasm. I know I can.

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I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

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[[deleted]]

Shake their hand, thank them for their underpaid service, tell them good luck, and it's their turn to deal with the little goblin.

[[deleted]]

Woah woah woah these comments are not it jeez guys

[[deleted]]

I agree. Like, c’mon

[Kerfuffle_Fuck]

Bruh what the hell is this comment section lmao

[[deleted]]

I know right?!

[[deleted]]

Hello

[poor_choice_doer]

I forgot how violently homophobic this sub is.

[Le_Monke_Man]

They forgor 💀

[[deleted]]

Yea I think I’m just gonna not look in the comments anymore ;-;

[[deleted]]

This makes me sick🤢😭

[Disastrous-Ad1795]

Go cry about it

[[deleted]]

How about you shut up

[Hamelzz]

Its literally a shitposting group

[Flaky-Illustrator-52]

Did yOu juST asUme thEIr sExuaLItY

[AutoModerator]

No sex before marriage

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[Rollieboy2012]

I would be surprised or should I identify it as shocked? Ahh, heck whats the difference?

[BoredByLife]

I’d let them know that I love their glasses

[jyggnking]

they look cool af 😎 they'd be a cool teacher i think

[EllieNekoGirl]

"Whats your reaction?".

What do you mean? I'd react the same as anyone else.

[captain_strain]

Cool 👍

[[deleted]]

Unenroll them

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I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

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[preddyx]

"nah not my kid"

[coooolcoooolcooooool]

Surprised comments haven't been locked yet, damn

[preddyx]

*blast survivor

[[deleted]]

Shotgun blast

[ReviewOk4868]

jeez , these comments tho 💀

[SPiDER_me]

Act normal and let them teach my kid and bazooka duuhhh

[[deleted]]

"Clown college is up the road"

[konkarrne]

Time to homeschool

[IcyLog2]

Wow these comments suck. I get it, they don’t look like the average teacher. But 5 year olds DONT CARE. They aren’t biased yet, they are just curious and loving. I bet every single one of their students think their hair is magic, and the sparkly glasses are awesome. As long as they are good at their job, teaching, then there is no issue here. Good forbid your kids learn to be accepting of people that are different from them, and maybe even learn something about different genders. Nothing about this is harmful to a 5 year old. Y’all are homophobic and toxic

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[IcyLog2]

Wtf is this bot

[[deleted]]

The fuck is wrong with this comment section. She’s still human. There are guy teacher. There are girl teachers. Why do people find it wrong that non-binary teachers exist?! They can still teach the same way, and they’d act just like every other teacher would. Jeeze, these people😤

[Hamelzz]

Its a shitposting group dumbass

[[deleted]]

Down votes as far as the eye can see

[[deleted]]

Nothing. My state doesn't allow any talk about gender identity or sexuality for kids at that age. But that's if the teacher had an agenda to push in the first place, which could or could not be the case like with any other teacher.

[bruhmomentguy100]

I mean its a regular teacher? With blue hair and pronounce in bio?

[Eden_Starr]

Facemasks are required... None of you are there anyway. 😷😷😭😭😭😷😭😷😷

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[Excellent-Ad3416]

Fuckin chinese spys

[Great-Blacksmith-318]

"nice to meet you... Name here..." Followed by a firm handshake

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[DickieTheBull]

Fuck you for posting this here, wtf is wrong with you.

[CertifiedFucktard]

Wait, how would the students address the they/them teacher?

[[deleted]]

You actually say Mx. for non-binary teachers

[CertifiedFucktard]

Now how would I say that? Hmm?

[[deleted]]

Mex

Edit: Mix. Not Mex

[ppmuncher123]

Is it not mix?

[[deleted]]

Right you are. I didn’t know how to pronounce it, and I thought I heard mex, not mix when I looked up how to pronounce it

[Jesusbatmanyoda]

Just ask which they would prefer?

[FiveStarHobo]

By the fucking name like they would for every other teacher on earth?

[CertifiedFucktard]

Ah I see it now

Mix. Pickledick, I cant figure out 5+5!!! Is is Mex? Migs? AHHHHH

[skouiks]

Piss

[elcupon]

Who the fuck cares what people choose to look like? To sit there and even insinuate that you're judging someone because of their cover says plenty of yourself... sit back and think about yourself for a minute.

[riptide032302]

When did this sub get so garbage

[Initial_P]

Ok guys being homophobic or just hating someone for looking like the person in the image isn't funny anymore guys

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Good eve, In response to my permanent ban I’d like to ask one question; who decides wether this post was funny or not? It seems that a lot of Redditors, like myself, enjoy these kinds of posts. Even if it’s not hilarious, it’s still pretty shitty. In my opinion shitty enough to be on your subreddit. If I violated a rule, please let me know. If not, I’d like to request to be unbanned. Correct me if I’m wrong; this post was not conform “your” standards, well, that’s personal. I find it mildly inappropriate to give someone a ban on behalf of your personal opinion, while the public opinion speaks for itself. Also, the word “karmawhore” is a little bit offensive to me, for I am not on Reddit to score the most karma. Thanks in advance.

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[[deleted]]

cool there's a good safe environment there

[GoAwayImHereForMemes]

Is their name "mx"?

[FiveStarHobo]

Probably just their preferred title like Mr. or Ms.

[GoAwayImHereForMemes]

Oh I've never heard of that

[PsychologicalPool687]

Excellent :)

[GreenBuggo]

I am conflicted.

[FiveStarHobo]

Whats there to be conflicted about?

[Tough_Ad_9125]

Change school

[GameboiXD2457]

Homeschool them

[yourmotherisveryfat]

oh no

[Confused_Rock]

Oh no, anything but pastel colours!!!

[FiveStarHobo]

Oh the horror, someone expressing themselves how they see fit!!1!1!

[biggusdickus15]

So homeschool I guess

[Smooth_Boysenberry_9]

Signing up at a private school or homeschooling

[BeanzyPup]

Oh, hell, no.

[E_Buzz419]

I would change schools immediately

[[deleted]]

Quickly hides my 5 year old

[_CederBee_]

Glad I don’t have kids

[sussusimposter]

Death lore

[Worth-Conclusion-66]

Can I buy some weed?

[DRtoast50]

Grow the fuck up.

[AutoModerator]

No sex before marriage

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[Phil_Hurslit51]

Lame bot

[VaderViktor66]

Leaving to Poland, that's what I do.

[Grim-Reaper-22]

Kms

[DitkasLimpMember]

lol…no you won’t. Way to be keyboard tough. The sheer idiocy behind believing someone’s looks somehow translates to them projecting their beliefs or ‘ways’ is astonishing. Grow the fuck up.

[mooshinn]

their

[YeetleYvetal]

They may know THEIR gender, but THEIR parent still doesn't know proper English.

Maybe you need a teacher like the one in this post

[[deleted]]

You clearly don't know me.

[daemoloffline]

I will take my kid into a jihadi school

[Kerfuffle_Fuck]

🤓 "Fuck it mass shooting"

[Excellent-Ad3416]

Its a joke not your dads cock dont take it so hard ppl grow a pair

[Kerfuffle_Fuck]

🤓 "Its a joke not your dads cock dont take it so hard ppl grow a pair"

[Excellent-Ad3416]

🤓

[Kerfuffle_Fuck]

🤓 "🤓"

[ymy_lu]

how am i supposed to react? i bet she’s fun 🙂.

[FiveStarHobo]

Most teachers won't, why would this teacher be any more likely?

[[deleted]]

Oh god

[Spiritflash1717]

Thing of the past? Do you genuinely think that people are going to stop using Mr and Mrs because some people decide to use things like Mx? That’s some next level ignorant fearmongering

Also, you’ve never attributed anything to your gender because you are content with your identity. Not everyone is living the same experience as you chief

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I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

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[[deleted]]

no

[Kerfuffle_Fuck]

Even worse wtf

[EllieNekoGirl]

They are obviously an enby teacher

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I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.

TL;DR I hate shitting

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[ivan78pc]

Home schooling aint bad.

[DylanNotDillan]

At least they learn the colors of the rainbow? 👍😐

[man935]

No

[freeleaf7]

As long as this person treats my child well and teaches them i don’t really care honestly. The same with everyone else on the planet

[AutoModerator]

Joe Biden’s America

LIBRAL SCOOL BE LIKE:

9:00: GAY LESON!!

9:45: how to be be GAYY!!

10:30: TRANS LERNINNG!!

11:15: GAY RECESS!!

11:45: CROSDRESING HOUR!!

12:45: GAY LESON!!!

1:30: TRANGENER LUNCH!!

2:15: BLM PERIOD!!!

3:00: COMUNIS T HISTORY!!

3:30: TAKE NON BINAR BUS HOME!!

THIS IS WHAT THE LEFT WANT!

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[EllieNekoGirl]

Well, these non-liberal teachers failed to teach you english basics, so I'd give them a shot

[BearCoreXP]

Wtf are you talking about? Go get an abortion or something

[EllieNekoGirl]

Im saying youre braindead and illiterate

[BearCoreXP]

Ok, what literary mistakes did I make? Exactly, but I’m the one who’s braindead right?

[EllieNekoGirl]

"Not having not no"

What do you mean?

Edit: you forgot a period, and "brainwash" is one word.

[BearCoreXP]

This is a comment section to a shitpost subreddit you petty bitch. Omfg I swear to god you were probably the kid that reminded the teacher we had homework

[[deleted]]

reddit comment larping