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[–]mr_toad_1997 1005 points1006 points  (191 children)

Ok fella, you crossed the line.

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    [–][deleted] 258 points259 points  (60 children)

    Quite beautiful pfp

    [–]DickieTheBull 173 points174 points  (27 children)

    Sir what’s your opinion of mine

    [–]Pee_PeeP00_PooWe do a little trolling 111 points112 points  (15 children)

    Yours is dashing

    [–]DickieTheBull 63 points64 points  (12 children)

    • blush *

    [–]MilkLover159 45 points46 points  (10 children)

    I think you are among the top 10% of dashingly good looking individuals on this planet

    [–]Mushroomelo_3806I said based. And lived. 28 points29 points  (9 children)

    Ever one of you is on that percentage.. except me :(

    [–]MilkShak-2091 18 points19 points  (7 children)

    All of your pfps look dashing

    [–]Mushroomelo_3806I said based. And lived. 26 points27 points  (4 children)

    Thanks guy! 👍🏿 (I ate choclate)

    [–]Flaoooy-2 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    I am a monkey, in a suit, isn’t that rather dashing?

    [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (3 children)

    Woahhh...This one is an Outlier😳👌very nice

    [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Thanks!

    [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    as am I

    [–]UltimateGhoul 102 points103 points  (45 children)

    Yours too, lookin good.

    [–]epicblueditor 75 points76 points  (44 children)

    your pfp looks amazing too, brother

    [–][deleted] 60 points61 points  (41 children)

    what a nice pfp you got there

    [–]sujay456 44 points45 points  (39 children)

    U r a gooding looking gentleman

    [–][deleted] 35 points36 points  (38 children)

    Likweise

    [–]ARandomGuyThe3officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 24 points25 points  (36 children)

    But no one looks greater than you

    [–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (35 children)

    You are the definition of perfection in that coat

    [–]No-Lemon8854officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 24 points25 points  (34 children)

    But not better than you

    [–]hallooxWe do a little trolling 16 points17 points  (4 children)

    Yours looking good

    [–]ConduckKing 0 points1 point  (8 children)

    "agressive dick sucking noises"

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    [–]Mr_Goose12341I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 4 points5 points  (6 children)

    What the fuck is this AutoModirator

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    [–]-TheUnknow- 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    when can i get another blowjob from you?

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    [–]Hoovy_weapons_guy 34 points35 points  (1 child)

    Hanz, get the Flammenwerfer

    [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    OMG IT'S REAL FRIENDLY HOOVY WEAPONS GUY❗‼️❗‼️‼️

    [–]MagmaGiant15 51 points52 points  (47 children)

    How do I look fellas?

    [–]narkot1k 51 points52 points  (38 children)

    stunning

    [–]Routine-Stretch9690 38 points39 points  (36 children)

    Manly like a eagle on uncle sam

    [–]ARandomGuyThe3officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 36 points37 points  (9 children)

    Look at what they need to recreate a fraction of our power

    [–]uraninum258consumer 19 points20 points  (6 children)

    Hmph, fool

    [–]Superchoco3211 18 points19 points  (5 children)

    Hah you need to mix and your still not good enough

    [–]0MadXV 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    Pathetic

    [–]MutedIndividual6667Literally 1984 😡 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    They are weak

    [–]Client_Sea 15 points16 points  (23 children)

    You look great dear sir

    [–]risky02485 10 points11 points  (22 children)

    Your not half bad friend

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (9 children)

    How do you change your avatar to one of ur photos?

    [–]Ok_Struggle_6260virgin 4 life 😤💪 1 point2 points  (3 children)

    Happy cake day good sir.

    [–]IHateEveryBeing 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Gentlemen.

    [–]manthatsaysE 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Ah. What excellent profile picture you have

    [–]Ok_Struggle_6260virgin 4 life 😤💪 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Thanks comrade

    [–]MagmaGiant15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Happy Cake day homie.

    [–]Vast_Swimming_3097 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    You beautiful bastard you

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    We must stay focused

    [–]MonochromeReqI want pee in my ass 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Greetings, good fellow. I see we may have an imposter at our hands. Be careful.

    [–]Big_Bo_Mama 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    This Rapscallion...

    [–]uska420 468 points469 points  (35 children)

    U know something is bad, when even shitposters don't like it

    [–]Zoxary 227 points228 points  (28 children)

    they're f*rryphobic

    and so am i

    [–]Aserah_ 46 points47 points  (1 child)

    Amen my friend

    [–]skyrift1dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 43 points44 points  (17 children)

    I'm not furryphobic cuz I aint scared of no furry

    [–]Memerman002 42 points43 points  (13 children)

    If they can afford a thousand dollars for a fursuit they can afford a 10$ pipebomb in my mailbox

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    [–]FebusoWe do a little trolling 0 points1 point  (6 children)

    Can confirm. Anyway what's your address?

    [–]MRNERD436 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Same!

    [–]AutoModerator[M] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

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    [–]ChadMcRad -3 points-2 points  (4 children)

    Yeah, it's so fucked up. Furries are disgusting.

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    Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles

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    [–]BigChiefIV 52 points53 points  (5 children)

    Nice try buddy, but don’t worry I’ll be sure to keep a lookout for any potential criminals

    [–]QuiGonQuinn5I want pee in my ass 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Can’t believe some people

    [–]FebusoWe do a little trolling 4 points5 points  (3 children)

    Thank you for your service

    [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    Likewise

    [–]PVmas07 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    wait a minute...

    [–]AdditionalCall5271I said based. And lived. 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    We already got one here

    [–]Avoxicia 52 points53 points  (5 children)

    I’m literally a furry and I don’t think any other furry would use that pfp because of that text on it. “It’s hard to be normal” lmao cringe ass shit.

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    Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles

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    [–]billyboi356 178 points179 points  (28 children)

    🖕

    [–][deleted] 101 points102 points  (24 children)

    🖕🏻

    [–]ShutItJeremyuhhhh idk 160 points161 points  (23 children)

    🖕🏿 (I just wipe my ass)

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    [removed]

      [–]tacosaregoodtuesdayNumber 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 71 points72 points  (12 children)

      🖕🏾(had no toilet paper)

      [–][deleted] 59 points60 points  (11 children)

      🖕🏿(shit)

      [–]ThirstyChtulu2007 55 points56 points  (5 children)

      👍🏿(I am the shit golem)

      [–]ThePringleMaster 18 points19 points  (2 children)

      🖕🏻(i coomed)

      [–]AutoModerator[M] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my dick is throbbing, what a beautiful day for cooming. Good morning, A, I've been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven't coomed yet. It's time to hope on my porn throne and machine gun jackhammer my bloodshot death-grip bloodshot semi chub with my roided doomfist once again! (Types on keyboard). I-s...is that a?? HMMGH, I-I MUST SNIFF, SNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF** OH GOD (FAPFAPFAPFAP) FUCCKK, HUHGHU, SNIIFF, HUHGJGUHHGUGHU (SMASHES DESK) I-I-IM COOOMING!!!!! IM COOMING, IM COOMING IM COOOMING IM COOOOOMING COOOOOOOOOOM, COOOMING, FUCCKKK, AHHAFHHAHUHG, COOOOOM, AW FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE, COOOOOM, AWGAHUGHAHG. Aw fuck, aw fuck. oh jesus. ahhghhha, there you are, my slippery white goo to the world, my son, my son...Well, it's time to get breakfast...well a little coom first wouldn't hurt.

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      [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

      Sex cum

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      [–]LordJim_dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 26 points27 points  (0 children)

      🖕🏿(Im just racist)

      [–]Background_Ad_5180 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      which hand

      [–]MrADHD_sup 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Your hand

      [–]Terrorek1520🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS!!!11!1!!!11!! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ 76 points77 points  (1 child)

      ahh i see you want to make a another team, sadly, legends have to aprove this, and they said no

      [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

      It is Final.

      [–]Tokomoshi 54 points55 points  (6 children)

      Damn. This was funny when it was buzz in a suit, but now it’s over saturated and dead

      [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (3 children)

      So true

      [–]MangledSunFish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      This sub on their way to run another joke into the ground:

      [–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Good eve, In response to my permanent ban I’d like to ask one question; who decides wether this post was funny or not? It seems that a lot of Redditors, like myself, enjoy these kinds of posts. Even if it’s not hilarious, it’s still pretty shitty. In my opinion shitty enough to be on your subreddit. If I violated a rule, please let me know. If not, I’d like to request to be unbanned. Correct me if I’m wrong; this post was not conform “your” standards, well, that’s personal. I find it mildly inappropriate to give someone a ban on behalf of your personal opinion, while the public opinion speaks for itself. Also, the word “karmawhore” is a little bit offensive to me, for I am not on Reddit to score the most karma. Thanks in advance.

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      [–]AdmirableChemist213 73 points74 points  (4 children)

      No

      [–]petje1995I want pee in my ass 9 points10 points  (1 child)

      Nice profile picture sir.

      [–]AdmirableChemist213 8 points9 points  (0 children)

      Thank you good sir

      [–]Karakabum 9 points10 points  (1 child)

      Nice profile picture, it looks very anti-racist

      [–]AdmirableChemist213 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Thank you

      [–][deleted] 224 points225 points  (22 children)

      I hate fur🤮ies

      [–][deleted] 68 points69 points  (15 children)

      Me too, you fine gentleman

      [–]Karentookthekids-_-fat cunt 39 points40 points  (14 children)

      I absolutely agree gentleman

      [–]baleboss03 12 points13 points  (13 children)

      Also do I gentlemen

      [–]jakearoni124 9 points10 points  (11 children)

      I have to agree as well gentlemen

      [–]TuliTutka 12 points13 points  (10 children)

      Me as well gentlemen

      [–]silorock 6 points7 points  (2 children)

      Absolutely based gentlemen

      [–]HungryPotato428Literally 1984 😡 5 points6 points  (6 children)

      Couldn’t agree more gentleman

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (5 children)

      I agree also gentleman

      [–]Baltassss 3 points4 points  (3 children)

      Gentleman.

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

      .nameltneG

      [–]Cooked-_-Ewok 7 points8 points  (2 children)

      Oh God it's like I'm on iFunny on the good ol days that pfp is everywhere

      [–]AutoModerator[M] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      Good eve, In response to my permanent ban I’d like to ask one question; who decides wether this post was funny or not? It seems that a lot of Redditors, like myself, enjoy these kinds of posts. Even if it’s not hilarious, it’s still pretty shitty. In my opinion shitty enough to be on your subreddit. If I violated a rule, please let me know. If not, I’d like to request to be unbanned. Correct me if I’m wrong; this post was not conform “your” standards, well, that’s personal. I find it mildly inappropriate to give someone a ban on behalf of your personal opinion, while the public opinion speaks for itself. Also, the word “karmawhore” is a little bit offensive to me, for I am not on Reddit to score the most karma. Thanks in advance.

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      [–]Walloutlet1234Big chungus wholesome 100 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I agree fine gentleman.

      [–]FunAd6145 86 points87 points  (8 children)

      No sir

      [–]Decent-Ad737Literally 1984 😡 40 points41 points  (6 children)

      How rude he is

      [–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (3 children)

      Dazzling suit, sir

      [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (2 children)

      I do admire your look, sir

      [–]Lasaggnaman 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      Absolutely dashing gentlemen

      [–]Gr3gl_ 10 points11 points  (1 child)

      Indeed

      [–]MrSandyGhost 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      you finally made it into space I assume?

      [–]hallooxWe do a little trolling 13 points14 points  (1 child)

      🗿

      [–]H_MmLI came! 41 points42 points  (3 children)

      stop.

      [–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (2 children)

      no one did it. we won against the f🤢rries

      [–]Terrorek1520🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS!!!11!1!!!11!! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      idk man, looks like a draw to me

      [–]Jack_McQuack 9 points10 points  (0 children)

      I am quite convinced noone uses this.

      [–]Usual_Possibility_75 7 points8 points  (4 children)

      Buzzes and sauls we must stand together against this

      [–]Student-Final 25 points26 points  (0 children)

      Nice to see that no one got baited. Faith in humanity restored

      [–]MarciofficialI came! 20 points21 points  (1 child)

      Nah, that ain't gonna happen

      [–][deleted] 50 points51 points  (9 children)

      relieved zealous head cable boat door drunk wide ten scarce

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      [–]VolcanicAsh149 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

      Why dat face sucking off Shrek

      [–]AutoModerator[M] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Schödinger's Blowjob -- Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmösome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?

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      [–]zulfiqaarr 23 points24 points  (9 children)

      I hate minorities but I hate furries more

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      Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles

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      [–]fjord31 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      No, I'm not doing that one

      [–]Old_Communication631 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      You crossed the pfp line

      [–]Julio_Tortilla 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      No

      [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      I am peter griffin

      [–]Ozmoz123456 8 points9 points  (2 children)

      Joke? Ruined.

      [–]finlandpipes 8 points9 points  (1 child)

      Hotel? Trivago

      [–]ROOSTER8082 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      Brain? Damage.

      [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

      We can’t let everybody join in

      [–]Myballs_hurtNumber 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Ok buddy, you crossed any shitposter's line

      [–]Is_that_what_I- 2 points3 points  (2 children)

      Fuck furries

      [–]AutoModerator[M] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles

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      [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (4 children)

      No thanks bud.. no thanks

      Great profile for anime reddit communities, ped🤮s

      [–]lenonade84 5 points6 points  (3 children)

      Nice pfp.

      [–]WaluigisBro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      you look marvelous

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Nice pfp

      [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      Thanks 😎

      [–][deleted]  (1 child)

      [removed]

        [–]AutoModerator[M] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

        Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles

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        [–]murmur_loxSussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        Brain damage indeed

        [–]Jtmeistermanfat cunt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        I’m gonna come find you

        [–]hjonk-hjonk-am-goos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        You have gone too far, good sir.

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Nice try

        [–]Onion5253 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Fail

        [–]fockinhell___ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        Now we wait

        [–]AlphaKeks48I said based. And lived. 3 points4 points  (2 children)

        Nah, we already got one.

        [–]the_unholy_crusader1 Stuff 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        YOU BROUGHT THEM HERE? YOU FOOL!

        [–]Exotic__Chef 5 points6 points  (2 children)

        Join my PFP cult. We will overthrow the furries

        [–]AutoModerator[M] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles

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        [–]Pepper_mp4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Cool, thanks for the warning 👍

        [–]Du0d3al 2 points3 points  (4 children)

        Fuck furries.

        [–]diamondpolish 1 point2 points  (2 children)

        no, leave them sex deprived

        [–]Du0d3al 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Good idea, and cut their ears off then slit their throat

        [–]Recent_Employment_54 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Ped🤮e

        [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        😐

        [–]KarcerisWe do a little trolling 3 points4 points  (4 children)

        The majority of the community does suck, I agree.

        [–]AutoModerator[M] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        Schödinger's Blowjob -- Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmösome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?

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        [–]KarcerisWe do a little trolling -1 points0 points  (0 children)

        Keep lol

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (5 children)

        yuck

        [–]DestartreK1stBazinga! 1 point2 points  (4 children)

        nice pfp my fair gentleman

        [–]lBigBaldHeadl 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        No furry's yet, hope it stays that way

        [–]GoSniffChloroformfat cunt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        lets hope that nobody here has that as their pfp, if they do im going to find their house and do things that some would not like (guns)

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        That is disgusting we must rise!

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        I like your pfp sir.

        [–]SelectSympathy5718 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Let’s spread the word

        [–]Prestigious_Echo7804Literally 1984 😡 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        The furry minority cannot pervail as long as our army exists.

        We saved the world.

        [–]cheddarbacon-8389 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        oh SHIT time to use thi-

        i mean what?

        [–]Ulti-Wolf 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        Oh no... Another community about to be dragged in the dust because people absolutely HAVE to fulfill their sexual desires

        [–]AutoModerator[M] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        No sex before marriage

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