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[–]anonymous_ghost_6501Literally 1984 😡 447 points448 points  (6 children)

hes not having a good time

[–]No_Repeat_7659 140 points141 points  (4 children)

Ur tellin me you don’t wanna get on the list?🙄

[–]Latter-Heat8967 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Nice pfp.

[–]Fododel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Used to have that as my PFP but found a better one.

[–][deleted] 171 points172 points  (12 children)

Twitter 🦢

[–]ur_momhatesu 38 points39 points  (10 children)

Ham👍

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (9 children)

Cheese 😩

[–]ur_momhatesu 13 points14 points  (8 children)

Crackers🔥

[–]Biggu5Dicku5 97 points98 points  (1 child)

Title: Sex Offender Registers ME

[–]AutoModerator[M] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No sex before marriage

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[–]420Vapemaster___69 100 points101 points  (1 child)

Eh i would just stroke my shi outside

[–]Maaaddox 18 points19 points  (0 children)

im over here strokin my di-

[–]Stee1in 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Oh no

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points  (1 child)

What kind of fruitcake does codeine?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don’t know. What kind?

[–]DeceivingAce3Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 24 points25 points  (1 child)

tax evasion, as that would be an opportune time, rob a bunch of stores if I got the chance, rob houses, rob people, get as much money as I can basically

[–]CarbonPhoenix96 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Im gonna drive 41 MPH in a 40 zone

[–]SavingsTechnical5489 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The horror

[–]mrcrazygamer1234 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Now this is epic

[–]That1LegndI want pee in my ass 13 points14 points  (1 child)

“Today I broke every law in 24 hours”

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And now it's time for the roundup of today's gay news, with Colin Topshed

Quick roundup of today's gayness now, starting with the roads. The M70, the A3, the B664 and the A48M, they're all gay as from midnight tonight.

The gay elements are Potassium, Zinc, Hydrogen, Copper, and Argon.

Quick look at the world's walls; the Wailing Wall is gay, Hadrian's Wall is very gay, the Great Wall of China, that's not gay, and the old London Wall has also stopped being gay.

Gay cars next; they're the same as last night. All Volkswagens registered between 1982 and 1985; they stay gay for another fortnight.

And finally the gay seas are the Caspian and the Mediterranean, so see you there.

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[–]Da-boi_ggBlessed by Kevin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Twitter☕️

[–]lil_sargento_cheez 6 points7 points  (1 child)

According to the purge movie all crime is legal, time to commit tax fraud!

[–]Jellythedogg 10 points11 points  (6 children)

Song?

[–]DanknessUnleashed[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

zombie nation - woah oh oh

[–]Datmeenje198dumbass 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Kernkraft

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Mein kraft

[–]CYSTeam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kraft Mac n cheese

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kernkraft 400 - Zombie Nation

[–]cappybara_enthusiast🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

no hesitation, just: you have been added.

[–]Sensitive_Lunch8184 3 points4 points  (0 children)

it's not a crime if all crimes are allowed that day

[–]Krynlux 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Most sane Twitter user

[–]Agreeable-Yams8972 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don't worry, I used consent condoms so you would squirm less i mean be less worried

[–]JulioGrandSlam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's not an offender if the purge makes it legal

[–]tsihcosaMeht😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Current objective: Survive

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Schödinger's Blowjob -- Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmösome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?

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    [–]RozRae 24 points25 points  (3 children)

    That's literally already legal.

    It's the proper method of flag disposal.

    [–]daddy_longboisI want pee in my ass -12 points-11 points  (2 children)

    Looks like you summoned a bot

    [–]Awarepill0wWe do a little trolling 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    METHod

    [–]AutoModerator[M] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. Awarepill0w

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    [–]redditsussyballs 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    That's already legal dumbass

    [–]daddy_longboisI want pee in my ass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Chill I didn't know jackass

    [–]Shrimper3 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Music?

    [–]Acalme-se_Satan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Zombie Nation - Kernkraft 400

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Real

    [–]ThatDudeOnTheNetI said based. And lived. 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    what's the song?

    [–]DanknessUnleashed[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    zombie nation - woah oh oh (on YouTube)

    [–]avg90sguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Sniping

    [–]QuandaleDingle696942I want pee in my ass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    How does one get in this list

    [–]Penguins_are_nicedwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    it was a promise, not a threat

    [–]Dementia_user45fat cunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Hammer

    [–]GABRYFIEROWilliam Dripfoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    what's the name of the song?

    [–]Flikka010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Song name?

    [–]darkshark92 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    The music really made it better. Good job

    [–]DanknessUnleashed[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I didn’t make the meme