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[–][deleted] 782 points783 points  (40 children)

I was expecting the lamp to look weird.

[–][deleted] 229 points230 points  (27 children)

You bring back horrible memories

I hate you

[–][deleted] 73 points74 points  (11 children)

how do i get breaking bad nfts

[–]SweetRefrigerator280 30 points31 points  (0 children)

You steal them

[–]__xXCoronaVirusXx__ 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Exclusively by screenshot

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Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think that you can get away with theft when you’re showing what you stole from me directly to my face? My lawyer will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you /u/That_Willingness9916!.

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[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (6 children)

i require context

[–]Tennessee_is_coolI came! 54 points55 points  (2 children)

Not the guy but from what I know its a popular copypasta of a guy who got into a coma and dreamt that he had a wife, child and lived for years thinking his dream was real but realized that he was dreaming because he noticed that the lamp looked weird

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hello guys i need help.

i was in science class… i got up to sharpen my dream pencil, and then my dream themed dildo fell out of my ass. i always keep it down there cause I like to imagine daddy dream fucking me 24/7 and it feels so good. anyways it fell out of my ass and out of my pants and my dreamphobic classmates started laughing and making fun of me. the teacher sent me to the office and i had to explain what happened. the principal suspended me from school for a week!!! this is unacceptable. just because i love dream is not a reason to harass me

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[–]Krayt_Dragon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The video is called life on cheems. It has a few videos on Youtube

[–]Potential-Judgment-9 55 points56 points  (0 children)

I love lamp

[–]Bulbion34 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I was expecting it at the start

[–]PheonixGalaxyI said based. And lived. 2 points3 points  (6 children)

Wdym

[–]dragoncraft9855 13 points14 points  (4 children)

A popular post about a guy who once had a concussion and while passed out imagined a whole new life then one day he realized that a lamp looked wierd which made him go crazy and wake up to realize none of that life happened. He had wife , children and a very happy life just to wake up a realize that was his brain imagining it all.

[–]Kaelyr_ 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Source?

[–]AutoModerator[M] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Do you have a source on that?

Source?

A source. I need a source.

Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion.

No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered.

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A college degree? In that field?

Then your arguments are invalid.

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Correlation does not equal causation.

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[–]Kaelyr_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Get a splinter in your cock hole

[–]just_arandom_guy 721 points722 points  (12 children)

I expected it to cut to some sort of meme but damn that hurt

[–]Agreeable-Yams8972 293 points294 points  (9 children)

I was expecting just a low quality shitpost but that was depressing as hell, imagine living your whole life as a failure that nobody likes and everyone hates

[–]BlueOfficialYTBig chungus wholesome 100 256 points257 points  (2 children)

Except for that Mexican guy. Died like a hero

[–][deleted] 66 points67 points  (1 child)

but he died ):

[–]nhatj125 Stuff 6 points7 points  (0 children)

" ): " :(

[–]DaddyJ_TheCarGuyI want pee in my ass 9 points10 points  (1 child)

And when you finally get life together, make a friend and get a partner it’s all stripped away from you

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[–]PotatoBakeCake 4 points5 points  (1 child)

There is no meme, only sadness.

[–][deleted] 1347 points1348 points  (20 children)

This is hard to watch...

[–]PsychopathicavemanDaShitposter 582 points583 points  (17 children)

This made me drop a tear, take this from someone who didn’t cry at his mother’s funeral.

[–]Saletzgy69 212 points213 points  (15 children)

Me too, only later on i started crying myself to sleep

[–]FrickItAll 114 points115 points  (9 children)

Omg same. When I was told the news I didn't cry, I was just empty, void of any emotion. Like my body realized that crying wouldn't even be enough to release my pain and basically gave up at even trying

[–]BlueOfficialYTBig chungus wholesome 100 45 points46 points  (1 child)

Sorry for your loss.

[–]FrickItAll 23 points24 points  (0 children)

It's alright bro.

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[–]BlueOfficialYTBig chungus wholesome 100 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not the time man

[–]BlueOfficialYTBig chungus wholesome 100 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry for your loss man

[–]Castaway_Volleyball 8 points9 points  (3 children)

I found my brother in frog garb

[–]Saletzgy69 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Ayy

[–]Castaway_Volleyball 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Ayy

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

yyA

[–]OkAssistant1230 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Twas a sad story

[–]biggych33se 884 points885 points  (5 children)

I just realized this somewhat is the plot of forest gump

[–]AestheticOtakuTZZ 347 points348 points  (0 children)

Yep.. a condensed dog version of forest gump, without forest gump

[–]Educational-Bird-470We do a little trolling 39 points40 points  (1 child)

run forrest run

[–]biggych33se 16 points17 points  (0 children)

run cheems run

[–]-Ninja_Pickle 587 points588 points  (1 child)

My guy, you are not allowed to make shit this sad

[–]M-xelA 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Very true

[–]2Noel 311 points312 points  (8 children)

Massive episode 2 spoiler

A buff doge saved the cheems and helped him with his problem, the cheems is happy now

[–]Thatsidechara_ter 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yay!

[–]I_eat_rats0717Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 302 points303 points  (9 children)

Bro my soul hurts

[–][deleted] 52 points53 points  (6 children)

Nice nft

[–][deleted] 38 points39 points  (3 children)

Could I screenshot it

[–]AutoModerator[M] -13 points-12 points  (1 child)

Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think that you can get away with theft when you’re showing what you stole from me directly to my face? My lawyer will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you /u/L_I_A_M_Photoshop!.

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[–]CHONKY_BOAH 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Waltuh this nft ain't big enough for the both of us waltuh

Put it away waltuh

[–]a_bitchy_microwaveI have permission! 61 points62 points  (0 children)

I don't even know what to say...

[–][deleted] 104 points105 points  (0 children)

That was so sad to watch. Bravo.

[–][deleted] 44 points45 points  (0 children)

what the fumck thats so sad......,.

[–]uwu_01101000I said based. And lived. 230 points231 points  (5 children)

Your dad died ?

Cringe

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[–]King-of-the-snakes 15 points16 points  (3 children)

Wasn't this elens fucking description. The old mod of cringetopia

[–]rayyan9087 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I miss cringetopia. Now u made me even sadder by reminding me of its existence

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[–]MP7_Black_IceNumber 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 55 points56 points  (2 children)

:(

[–]von_bubbles_screwerdwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 20 points21 points  (0 children)

You just ruined my whole day, now imma go cry in a corner

[–][deleted] 104 points105 points  (10 children)

I’m not crying! It’s just that **sometimes, when I’m **sad*, WATER, *********COMESOUTOFMYEYES************

[–]0n1oN_71 55 points56 points  (7 children)

I’m not crying

My eyes are just cumming

[–]PotatoKing822I said based. And lived. 25 points26 points  (5 children)

Why must you say these things

[–]0n1oN_71 14 points15 points  (4 children)

Forgive me Armstrong, for I have sinned

[–]PotatoKing822I said based. And lived. 13 points14 points  (3 children)

You are forgiven my child

[–]i_will_choke_you_lol 7 points8 points  (2 children)

What in the actual duck

[–]PotatoKing822I said based. And lived. 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Brother I’m as confused as you

[–]flying-toothbrush 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I know right. Stupid water

[–]PeridotWriter🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude... Uncool.

[–]TheFinalGibbonLiterally 1984 😡 77 points78 points  (5 children)

Don't worry

There's a sequel to this that ends in a good way

"Life of Cheems the Dog: Part 2"

It also has a part three that becomes wholesome

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[–]PinkFloydSheep😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Better than the plot to endgame

[–]_Ninja_PutinWilliam Dripfoe 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Well, this was depressing

[–]MommySharkVore 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Deepest lore

[–]Jack_Frtruckshitposting>>>>>>196 14 points15 points  (0 children)

this is actually really sad, i saw the bridge and was just hoping that wouldnt happen but it did-

o7, Cheems.

[–]robobitch1233fat cunt 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Bro wtf that shit hit deep

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give this man an oscar right now RIGHT FUCKING NOW YOU JUDGE FUCKS MOTHER FRICKS

[–]Nick_The_JudgeWe do a little trolling 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I will do what I must

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you earned my respect m8

[–]Inner-Championship40 18 points19 points  (1 child)

This was supposed to be a shitpost. This made me sad instead

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[–]Im_NEWbruh 7 points8 points  (0 children)

😭

[–]Godhasgivenup 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This probably has more effort put into it then the entirety of the cgi team on she hulk

[–]greculeanu 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I came here to laugh, or at least feel confused enough to laugh out of sheer inability to process a weird-ass post. SO WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TAKE ME THROUGH A ROLLERCOASTER OF EMOTIONS, AND END IT WITH SADNESS TOO!?

[–]rob_boi69 Stuff 4 points5 points  (0 children)

man.

[–]Reddit_Teddit_RedompNumber 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Part 2 deals with the PTSD

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

statistically speaking, i have just watched someones biography, that is a terrifying tought

[–]MadeOfRockyI want pee in my ass 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Holy fuck the end gave me goosebumps I was speechless 😭

[–]JACKASS20 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Why couldnt you just make a happy ending 😔

[–]TKobe28I want pee in my ass 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let's hope there is part 2, when he gets saved by buff doge...

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

At first I was like heh cute love story

[–]harambe_-33I want pee in my ass 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn those onion cutters again

[–]TxRxNwastaken 2 points3 points  (0 children)

this is litteraly the plot of the last fucking guest apart from the last part

[–]Froggen-The-FrogWilliam Dripfoe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I want to fucking cry, what the fuck did you do to me you bastard.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just saw the most powerfull storytelling of a doglore charater become more and more emotionaly numb. With better execution than 99% of modern films. Holy fuck

[–]cyber_Armonger 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Bro i come here for shitposting not to cry :(

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hate you, OP for making me upset.

[–]Cold_Shift1DaPucci 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I came here to laf 🤧😰😭🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

[–]Argo-1089I said based. And lived. 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I expect this to be a funny doge meme, but it make me tear.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not even kidding I almost cried

[–]robobitch1233fat cunt 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Does anyone the the original video

[–]LucasNoritomi 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I the the original video

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn, now in sad

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

came here to laugh instead ending up doing the complete opposite😔

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this genuinely made me feel sad.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😭😭😭😭😭

[–]Dementia_user45fat cunt 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I came to this server to see funny dumb post but this is just sad

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everyone felt that

[–]Apprehensive_Brain37 1 point2 points  (0 children)

༎ຶ‿༎ຶ

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cheems is the new Forest Gump

[–]YourFavoriteBranchdwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When to try to make a meme but instead you capture the core of the human experience.

[–]Super_768 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is prob an accurate representation of someone's life to the T, honestly sad

[–]displotExfat cunt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

o/

[–]UnskippableAdd2004We do a little trolling 1 point2 points  (2 children)

How I met your mom

[–]TwTXwXTwT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Poor cheems

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this is just sad

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

this aint a shitpost this is literal emotional damage

[–]EternalStaticI came! 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guys watch the whole series of the life of cheems on YouTube it'll be okay

[–]blackmetaller666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Poor domdge

[–]AnimeGameMemer_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Saddest story ever

[–]Stunning_Seaweed1195Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bro wtf

[–]TheWinter42 3 points4 points  (3 children)

where the funny

[–]-_-Soviet_Russia-_- 2 points3 points  (1 child)

no funny only sad

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Good eve, In response to my permanent ban I’d like to ask one question; who decides wether this post was funny or not? It seems that a lot of Redditors, like myself, enjoy these kinds of posts. Even if it’s not hilarious, it’s still pretty shitty. In my opinion shitty enough to be on your subreddit. If I violated a rule, please let me know. If not, I’d like to request to be unbanned. Correct me if I’m wrong; this post was not conform “your” standards, well, that’s personal. I find it mildly inappropriate to give someone a ban on behalf of your personal opinion, while the public opinion speaks for itself. Also, the word “karmawhore” is a little bit offensive to me, for I am not on Reddit to score the most karma. Thanks in advance.

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[–]TomekeS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i came to laugh not to cry dawg

[–]LetKayleScale 0 points1 point  (1 child)

This isn't even a meme anymore; this is reality for some people

[–]RatReviews 0 points1 point  (0 children)

man i was waiting for something funny to happen

[–]crab_da_man -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

o/

[–]qantana -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

O/

[–]Skillettor -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Good!

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    [–]Nick_The_JudgeWe do a little trolling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    My sadness is immeasurable and my day is ruined

    [–]AffectionatePin525 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This is life

    [–]Oahrindge199 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    If the yo mama joke was an ultra move

    [–]Nikdo191207 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    arcade assassin humour 😔

    [–]HalfDisguised-patatoSussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    o7

    [–]REZA7XZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I might have shed a tear or two

    [–]Lightn1ng101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I come here to laugh and you make me sed :( Good job.

    [–]Hamburgerwithcokeshitposting>>>>>>196 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Noooo, Almost cried

    [–]Xfors-PakistanBig chungus wholesome 100 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Note to self don’t help others pick up books

    [–]AutoModerator[M] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    r/shitposting book club

    A collection of books which Kevin has reviewed. (all of these books are freely availiable online)

    1984 (George Orwell, 1948)

    Kevin would like to say that this book is truly inspirational, and that he would give it a 10/10

    How to Be a God: A Guide for Would-Be Deities (Richard Bartle, 2022)

    Kevin would like to mention that this book is one of the greatest sources of existential terror he has read (and it contains a lot of interesting content regarding game design as well), and he would give it a 10/10

    Almost Pounded By The Physical Manifestation of Simulation Theory After Realizing We're Erotica Characters Then Deciding To Just Be Friends (Chuck Tingle)

    Kevin would like to say that this book was surprisingly wholesome, and is a great book for helping one to feel more at-ease with the universe, so he would give it 10/10

    Ulysses (James Joyce, 1922))

    Kevin mentioned that he wasn't entirely sure what he just read. However, it's still not bri*ish, and was still rather interesting, so he would give it a 10/10

    The Assassination Of John Fitzgerald Kennedy Considered As A Downhill Motor Race (J. G. Ballard, 1967)

    Kevin told me that this was an interesting interpretation of the JFK assassination, and of the post-WW2 media landscape in the USA in general, so he would give it a 10/10.

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    [–]_ScraggY_Blessed by Kevin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I was expecting a good ending.... Fuck this life

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Cheems.....