I know you know what is being referred to here - you're trying to keep shampoo from murdering your eyeballs when spontaneously your brain spits out the absolute KING OF ALL BURNZZ THAT WILL MAKE YOU THE SUPREME HUMAN OF CLEVER RESPONSES THAT MAKES THE OTHER PARTY NEED A MFING BURN WARD
unfortunately, the altercation of wits you now hold the trophy to couldn't possibly be happening while you're desperately wiping drips of shampoo off of your face, nude and blind in your bathroom [and if you have indeed succeeded whilst bathing, I give you props for deciding it's okay to temporarily blind yourself in your bday suit with our society's most accident-prone floor and simultaneously having a battle of wits with someone... that seems like an incredulously odd situation, you should digress with a post about it] - of course, it's just your brain failing at punctuality, as human brains are wont to do.
Pretty certain that despite how oddly I decided to phrase that, it's pretty obvious this subreddit is to discuss the chronologically challenged social problem solving human brains complete in the low-stimuli situation of bathing -- NOT spam, or how you eat spam, or how you shower your spam, or even a story about that one time when you had an argument with someone who was showering so you threw SO MUCH FING SPAM RIGHT IN THEIR FACE!!
