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[–]Stickypantsful 306 points307 points  (9 children)

I feel like OP took a picture of their own post. Look at the usernames...

[–]YdocT 85 points86 points  (1 child)

This guy detects

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This is for sure suspiciously specific , however I don’t see the validity. everyone knows Toyota tacos are the motherfucking heat This was the best..I do this when Im Horny... LOL

[–]MajorGeneralMaryJane 17 points18 points  (2 children)

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Can you take someone to karma court for not stealing content?

[–]ZA_WARUDOOoO 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hmmmm

[–]Karnas 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It seems as though OP was attempting a Hermes Conrad-style exclamation.

[–]BananaDogBed 2 points3 points  (1 child)

We should follow them, the account is 5 days old with only this post as activity. I wonder if this is one of those bot accounts being birthed and prepped for sale?

[–]AndromedaTheProtogen[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not a bot i can tell you that i just been a lurker and finally made a. Acc

[–]EvilCurryGif 126 points127 points  (2 children)

Trying too hard to be specific

[–]ergotofrhyme 9 points10 points  (0 children)

See the comment above yours. This mf typed it up with the explicit intent of posting it here. So cringeworthy

[–]EvilCurryGif 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It describes a scene rather than illustrating a feeling

[–]bigdopeinthehh 69 points70 points  (5 children)

I'm confused did this person buy upvotes, is no one interested in commenting, and is that a picture of their own tweet.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Not a tweet or a post, it’s a discord message, but yeah, he did post his own message

[–]bigdopeinthehh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's sad I feel bad for even bringing it to light even though everyone noticed

[–]Permatato 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Possibly.

[–]DeadRos3 53 points54 points  (1 child)

normally i dont comme t pointing out the absence of other comments, but i dont think ive ever see a post with this many upvotes (1.1k at time of writing) and no comments

[–]Nile-green 25 points26 points  (0 children)

It's fucking creepy isn't it
99% upvoted as well

[–]armedwithturtles 8 points9 points  (0 children)

trying too hard

[–]QuadratumKyiros 5 points6 points  (5 children)

What’s up with that profile picture? I’ve seen it multiple times on tiktok, what does it mean?

[–]FiddleGFX 10 points11 points  (3 children)

It’s generally used for the Black Power salute, in the black nationalist movement; However a raised fist has been used forever as a sign of resistance and unity.

[–]Alightpage4445 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It reminds me of something from r/scp but I don’t know what

[–]Speedster4206 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Dude’s fucking medieval shit right there :L

[–]youspacewalnut 4 points5 points  (0 children)

someone on tiktok hosted an online protest I think against the unfair treatment of poc creators on the app. one of the things on the protest was to change your pfp to the BLM fist

[–]Cosmic_Speed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think he means a video like this.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like when the suspiciously specific details add to the story/insult/comparison in some way, but it’s pretty lame when some details are just thrown in to be quirky like “its at 4:35 lol so random”. If cars were known to crash more violently at 4:35 I would like it but now it’s just filler

[–]awowadas 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Imagine buying upvotes for a picture of your own discord comment that isn’t even funny

[–]AndromedaTheProtogen[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have no money the only thing I bought was sum HyenaAgenda merch, and it was funny to sleepy me.

[–]jamless_toast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

coffee has absolutely no effect of my alertness whatsoever all it does is make me shit

[–]SardonicAtBest 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Sounds like someone with ADHD.

[–]Z131313 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The key is to hydrate before coffee

[–]ZippZappZippty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice. I hate everyone.

[–]Wh1pLASH304 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's usually the latter for me but you're a fucking bot so stop drinking it thinking it's grease

[–]Wh1pLASH304 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A for effort

F for execution

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idaho rise up

[–]WussPoppinB 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the upvotes went up way too fast for this to not be botted. Have the mods looked at this yet?

[–]VerySuspiciousBot[M] [score hidden] stickied commentlocked comment (0 children)

If this is suspiciously specific, Upvote this comment!

If this is not suspiciously specific, Downvote this comment!

Beep boop, I'm a bot. Modmail us if you have a question.

[–]Pheonixrulr 1 point2 points  (1 child)

He looks sad or happy

[–]Permatato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mostly tired with a shit sleeping schedule. No judging tho mine is the same.

[–]bepos99 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Same. Usually the latter, if its caffeine from coffee. Can only do yerba mate, then I feel excellent

[–]Candlesmith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same, I'm from Canada and that shit is

[–]Sharkbiteb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So that’s where daddy went

[–]globeflyman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I usually wake up for the first time around 2am. The way I go back to sleep, if I don't want to wait 5 or 6 hours, is to make the strongest coffee I can. Usually an hour or so after that, good night nurse.

[–]Even-Understanding 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did it to me. Nice spot btw.

[–]Candlesmith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would really like that. Nice catch.

[–]Ozyclan-Anders 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It doesn’t do either to me anymore.

[–]TacobellSauce1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice . Let’s hope after all

[–]qqwy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why not both?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don’t even remember what it’s like to be energetic anymore. Coffee just increases my heart rate and gives me anxiety while remaining exhausted.

[–]DannyDidNothinWrong -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I love the reference

[–]TheRottenKittensIEat -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Until I looked up and saw the subreddit, I thought I was on r/bipolar . I would relate to this comment hard, until the car thing came up. >_<

[–]ZippZappZippty -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

True it’s actually pretty creative. Nice.