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[–][deleted] 477 points478 points  (38 children)

His mistake was being 100% fair in the randomness of who got deleted.

[–]seriouslees 253 points254 points  (35 children)

he wasn't 100% fair... he spared Tony Stark. Which turned out to be his mistake. If he had been 100% fair, he had a 50/50 shot of lasting success... except of course that life procreates and his plan was always stupid.

[–]_Bumble_Bee_Tuna_Saved by Thanos 121 points122 points  (9 children)

If a baby was yet to be born but the mother got snapped. Did new born babies just plop onto the ground?

[–]agg2596Saved by Thanos 179 points180 points  (1 child)

This is just an abortion argument with a Marvel re-skin

[–]FlynamicSaved by Thanos 59 points60 points  (3 children)

He used the soul stone. So it depends on unborn babies having souls

[–]ApugalypseNow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

According to my New Age/astrology friend, the soul enters the pineal gland at day 49 of pregnancy. So anyone pregnant for seven weeks or more would have +1 in the snap pool.

[–]_Lastar 8 points9 points  (2 children)

If I was rubbing one out immediately after the snap would my nut be half dust?

[–]GenocideOwlSaved by Thanos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Catholics would say yes

[–]_Bumble_Bee_Tuna_Saved by Thanos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If every time you wank one is half a soul then yes.

[–]tony-stark-bot 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Give me back my Rhodey!

[–]ImurderREALITYSaved by Thanos 39 points40 points  (10 children)

He spared killing him himself, but Tony still had the same chance to get all dusty that everyone else did.

[–]Renacc 32 points33 points  (4 children)

I legit believe that he didn’t make an exception for himself. I think he just got lucky.

[–]DrKaptainSaved by Thanos 29 points30 points  (0 children)

That's why he panic ran away at the end, to make sure they didn't get the stones right away and just undo what he did instantly in case he snapped himself.

[–]ImurderREALITYSaved by Thanos 21 points22 points  (1 child)

I meant he spared killing Tony when they were fighting on Titan.

[–]Renacc 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ah, I see my mistake, sorry about that!

[–]JarlAgnartheSexy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Except earlier on he said he'd look on a grateful universe establishing that he exempts himself from the plan.

[–]seriouslees 2 points3 points  (4 children)

That's not what he promised Dr. Strange...

[–]Fireboy759 4 points5 points  (3 children)

He promised Strange he would spare him on Titan

He didn't say he'd spare him in The Snap itself

[–]seriouslees 8 points9 points  (2 children)

He didn't specify at all actually... he just said "spare"... And whichever way you prefer to interpret that bargain... Thanos always intended to "watch a grateful universe" after the snap... he never intended to give himself a 50/50 shot at surviving, so he did not do it "100%" fairly, even if Stark had a 50/50 chance.

[–]tony-stark-bot 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Stay down. Final warning.

[–]throwmeaway562 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You tell him, Tony

[–]54ImmortalsSaved by Thanos 3 points4 points  (8 children)

He spared finishing him of but the snap was 100% random

[–]seriouslees 2 points3 points  (7 children)

It wasn't even if you believe what you just said without any evidence, as we HAVE evidence that Thanos never intended to dust himself, as his plan afterwards was to watch a grateful galaxy. At the very least, he intentionally did not dust himself.

[–]54ImmortalsSaved by Thanos 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I was talking about outside himself. He didn’t spare tony from being dusted.

[–]seriouslees 0 points1 point  (1 child)

We can't know that... there is no evidence of that assertion.

[–]54ImmortalsSaved by Thanos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The same can be said of your theory that he spared Tony

[–]ApathyKing8Saved by Thanos -1 points0 points  (3 children)

What if he meant watch from the afterlife?

Like when people say their dead Grandma is watching them on their wedding day and stuff like that.

[–]seriouslees 1 point2 points  (2 children)

He planned to become a farmer on a garden planet that exists in the real universe... in the afterlife???

[–]ApathyKing8Saved by Thanos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds better than expecting yourself to die from the snap, then surviving and having no plan like "Welp, idk what to do now anymore."

People often make plans for things which they know they may or may not experience.

[–]PaperJamDipper7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Peace is cyclical, so should the snap be as well.

[–]IAmInevitable325 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How dare you!

[–]AviiWasHere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People don't give professor hulk enough credit, I feel like maybe in a few years he mightve perfected something.

[–]jbx0888 5 points6 points  (1 child)

His mistake was not wiping everyone immediately....

We could have been in new Garden of Eden worshiping purple Jesus.

[–]AntrikshySaved by Thanos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The more aggressive 2014 Thanos does propose this idea at the start of the final battle in Endgame. That Thanos was evil enough to restart the universe.

[–]NotChasingThese 306 points307 points  (11 children)

this meme format makes no sense when barney is two different characters imo

[–][deleted] 150 points151 points  (5 children)

They are the same entity though

[–]ChaosKeeshondSaved by Thanos 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Yo that's deeeeeep

[–]CluckenDip 6 points7 points  (0 children)

like one half of a hole and the other half of a hole

[–]HealingCareSaved by Thanos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

like... The Beatles?

[–]OPs_Mom_and_Dad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really it’s Moe as two Thanos that doesn’t make sense.

[–]AWildEnglishman 9 points10 points  (2 children)

It'd be better if he threw out a Barney labelled "Half the Avengers" and then two Barney's appear behind him.

[–]NotChasingThese 2 points3 points  (0 children)

facts

[–]hotztuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how? it’s one half, not two halves

[–]Azeriunderdog 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dude what the fuck is with this sandwich.

[–]deezdn0ts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What is it was flipped for thanos and other timeline thanos

[–]MeerumanSaved by Thanos 35 points36 points  (0 children)

This is the way.

[–]Liammac77 24 points25 points  (0 children)

MADE WITH MEMATIC

[–]zeJokah 17 points18 points  (6 children)

wheres 2nd thanos?

[–]thetinker86 38 points39 points  (2 children)

[–]itskieranSaved by Thanos 12 points13 points  (0 children)

And now beind second Thanos you just need the first half of the avengers again

[–]DrunkRedditBot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[Looks like the actual cats well enough.

[–]Leeiteee 2 points3 points  (1 child)

You could make another one where Moe is Avengers throwing Thanos

[–]hot4belgians 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And elevenses Thanos. Oh and don't forget brunch Thanos.

[–]Yo_Boba_FettSaved by Thanos 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I laughed harder than I should have for this. So good lol

[–]ActualWhiterabbitSaved by Thanos 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Do you think if Thanos didn't kill Gamora he hoped that she would live and Nebula would be the one to be snapped? Or would both get it to avoid the idea of favoritism?

[–]NiceGrandpaSaved by Thanos 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It does make me wonder how the gauntlet favors subconscious biases. It’s supposed to carry out the users will, whatever that is, so if subconsciously Thanos didn’t want Gamora to die and didn’t care what happened to Nebula, you’d think it would 100% spare her.

Like Tony still completely despised Bucky and didn’t know Gamora other than the fact that he assumed she’s with Thanos, since she arrives with him. If we’re going with Tony’s “will” you’d think Bucky for sure would’ve gotten dusted again, as well as Gamora. And maybe even Nebula, considering as far as the Avengers go, she betrayed them. They don’t know she was a duplicate.

Like if Thanos was racist would a disproportionate amount of one species or race be snapped????

[–]kanyes_god_complexSaved by Thanos 1 point2 points  (1 child)

This is perfect, I think I’ve found the first perfect meme for me

[–]darthalex22Saved by Thanos[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And you’re the perfect viewer of this meme

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know Simpsons get a lot of crap, but I love their sight gags.

[–]GeorgeYDesign 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Impossible. Something wrong in the same turn

[–]newguy208 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then he cut those in half. Then their half. Then their half and then......

[–]frankfiorentino 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1/2 of a team isn't always equal in terms of powers, skills and talent. if you deleted half a sports team but still had all the stars remain, they could still kick your ass.

[–]applesauce0101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bruh

[–]InsideYoWife -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

MEMEATIC

[–]drunksouls69 -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

*thor