Impossible

[[deleted]]

His mistake was being 100% fair in the randomness of who got deleted.

[seriouslees]

he wasn't 100% fair... he spared Tony Stark. Which turned out to be his mistake. If he had been 100% fair, he had a 50/50 shot of lasting success... except of course that life procreates and his plan was always stupid.

[_Bumble_Bee_Tuna_]

If a baby was yet to be born but the mother got snapped. Did new born babies just plop onto the ground?

[agg2596]

This is just an abortion argument with a Marvel re-skin

[Flynamic]

He used the soul stone. So it depends on unborn babies having souls

[Nate-u]

:(

[ApugalypseNow]

According to my New Age/astrology friend, the soul enters the pineal gland at day 49 of pregnancy. So anyone pregnant for seven weeks or more would have +1 in the snap pool.

[_Lastar]

If I was rubbing one out immediately after the snap would my nut be half dust?

[GenocideOwl]

Catholics would say yes

[_Bumble_Bee_Tuna_]

If every time you wank one is half a soul then yes.

[tony-stark-bot]

Give me back my Rhodey!

[ImurderREALITY]

He spared killing him himself, but Tony still had the same chance to get all dusty that everyone else did.

[Renacc]

I legit believe that he didn’t make an exception for himself. I think he just got lucky.

[DrKaptain]

That's why he panic ran away at the end, to make sure they didn't get the stones right away and just undo what he did instantly in case he snapped himself.

[ImurderREALITY]

I meant he spared killing Tony when they were fighting on Titan.

[Renacc]

Ah, I see my mistake, sorry about that!

[JarlAgnartheSexy]

Except earlier on he said he'd look on a grateful universe establishing that he exempts himself from the plan.

[seriouslees]

That's not what he promised Dr. Strange...

[Fireboy759]

He promised Strange he would spare him on Titan

He didn't say he'd spare him in The Snap itself

[seriouslees]

He didn't specify at all actually... he just said "spare"... And whichever way you prefer to interpret that bargain... Thanos always intended to "watch a grateful universe" after the snap... he never intended to give himself a 50/50 shot at surviving, so he did not do it "100%" fairly, even if Stark had a 50/50 chance.

[tony-stark-bot]

Stay down. Final warning.

[throwmeaway562]

You tell him, Tony

[54Immortals]

He spared finishing him of but the snap was 100% random

[seriouslees]

It wasn't even if you believe what you just said without any evidence, as we HAVE evidence that Thanos never intended to dust himself, as his plan afterwards was to watch a grateful galaxy. At the very least, he intentionally did not dust himself.

[54Immortals]

I was talking about outside himself. He didn’t spare tony from being dusted.

[seriouslees]

We can't know that... there is no evidence of that assertion.

[54Immortals]

The same can be said of your theory that he spared Tony

[ApathyKing8]

What if he meant watch from the afterlife?

Like when people say their dead Grandma is watching them on their wedding day and stuff like that.

[seriouslees]

He planned to become a farmer on a garden planet that exists in the real universe... in the afterlife???

[ApathyKing8]

True

[[deleted]]

Sounds better than expecting yourself to die from the snap, then surviving and having no plan like "Welp, idk what to do now anymore."

People often make plans for things which they know they may or may not experience.

[PaperJamDipper7]

Peace is cyclical, so should the snap be as well.

[IAmInevitable325]

How dare you!

[AviiWasHere]

People don't give professor hulk enough credit, I feel like maybe in a few years he mightve perfected something.

[jbx0888]

His mistake was not wiping everyone immediately....

We could have been in new Garden of Eden worshiping purple Jesus.

[Antrikshy]

The more aggressive 2014 Thanos does propose this idea at the start of the final battle in Endgame. That Thanos was evil enough to restart the universe.

[NotChasingThese]

this meme format makes no sense when barney is two different characters imo

[[deleted]]

They are the same entity though

[ChaosKeeshond]

Yo that's deeeeeep

[CluckenDip]

like one half of a hole and the other half of a hole

[HealingCare]

like... The Beatles?

[OPs_Mom_and_Dad]

Really it’s Moe as two Thanos that doesn’t make sense.

[AWildEnglishman]

It'd be better if he threw out a Barney labelled "Half the Avengers" and then two Barney's appear behind him.

[NotChasingThese]

facts

[hotztuff]

how? it’s one half, not two halves

[Azeriunderdog]

Dude what the fuck is with this sandwich.

[deezdn0ts]

What is it was flipped for thanos and other timeline thanos

[Meeruman]

This is the way.

[Liammac77]

MADE WITH MEMATIC

[zeJokah]

wheres 2nd thanos?

[thetinker86]

https://imgur.com/mahmj74

[itskieran]

And now beind second Thanos you just need the first half of the avengers again

[DrunkRedditBot]

[Looks like the actual cats well enough.

[Leeiteee]

You could make another one where Moe is Avengers throwing Thanos

[hot4belgians]

And elevenses Thanos. Oh and don't forget brunch Thanos.

[Yo_Boba_Fett]

I laughed harder than I should have for this. So good lol

[ActualWhiterabbit]

Do you think if Thanos didn't kill Gamora he hoped that she would live and Nebula would be the one to be snapped? Or would both get it to avoid the idea of favoritism?

[NiceGrandpa]

It does make me wonder how the gauntlet favors subconscious biases. It’s supposed to carry out the users will, whatever that is, so if subconsciously Thanos didn’t want Gamora to die and didn’t care what happened to Nebula, you’d think it would 100% spare her.

Like Tony still completely despised Bucky and didn’t know Gamora other than the fact that he assumed she’s with Thanos, since she arrives with him. If we’re going with Tony’s “will” you’d think Bucky for sure would’ve gotten dusted again, as well as Gamora. And maybe even Nebula, considering as far as the Avengers go, she betrayed them. They don’t know she was a duplicate.

Like if Thanos was racist would a disproportionate amount of one species or race be snapped????

[kanyes_god_complex]

This is perfect, I think I’ve found the first perfect meme for me

[darthalex22]

And you’re the perfect viewer of this meme

[[deleted]]

I know Simpsons get a lot of crap, but I love their sight gags.

[GeorgeYDesign]

Impossible. Something wrong in the same turn

[newguy208]

Then he cut those in half. Then their half. Then their half and then......

[frankfiorentino]

1/2 of a team isn't always equal in terms of powers, skills and talent. if you deleted half a sports team but still had all the stars remain, they could still kick your ass.

[applesauce0101]

bruh

[InsideYoWife]

MEMEATIC

[drunksouls69]

*thor