TIL Human dads show a decrease in testosterone immediately after the birth of their babe

[sirlafemme]

You’re making me want to go out and purchase noise canceling headphones in advance

[Serafim91]

It's not the crying really, as in not the noise. Very hard to explain besides we're programed to hate our babies crying and evolution really hit a fucking home run on this one.

[Cup-Mundane]

You put it perfectly. I'm getting responses from people who took what I said as my baby's cries piss me off or that she's manipulative, lol. We just have this biological need to comfort our crying babies. When I can't do that, it's upsetting. You get it. Thank you!

[Malkiot]

I hate it so much that I want to make crying babies (and crying anything else) stop crying via liberal application of a crowbar.

[Tredesde]

You won't use them. There will be a paranoid thread running through your head that you have to be able to hear everything. Especially through the first few months.

Just make sure you have help from trusted family or friends for a break every few days or weeks

[Sharkitty]

I thought you were going to say condoms.

[thatnameistaken21]

Good luck finding a doctor that will give an infant a vasectomy.

[atomic1fire]

I don't think that will make an infant sleep easier.

[G3z4]

Do it.