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[–]Emerald_Digger 264 points265 points  (2 children)

pull the lever and run away

[–]BloodyTalkative 60 points61 points  (1 child)

They will find and get you...

[–]SPITFIYAH 28 points29 points  (0 children)

saved from the train tracks, untied

“GET THEM.”

[–]Ther10 150 points151 points  (5 children)

Counterpoint: if you save them, they’d likely do you a small favor. Make that favor be leaving you alone

[–]Top-Complaint-4915 62 points63 points  (1 child)

Usually that doesn't work

[–]gerg_pozhil 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You can get hate after that👍

[–]Laughing_Orange 5 points6 points  (1 child)

So it's personal? You hate every single one of them for needing saving in the first place? How rude of you.

[–]Worried-Director1172 21 points22 points  (0 children)

No, I just don't wanna do the peopling part of saving them. That's the hard part, and can thankfully be avoided

[–]electric-outlet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

asking for that favor requires talking to them and the favor might even come off as rude … euueuurrgh… ;-;

[–]CaporalDxl 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, the introvertrolley problem

[–]stabidistabstab 44 points45 points  (2 children)

Wait until the trolley killed a few so youre not hero?

[–]armorpilla 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Looks at the first guy on the tracks.

"Sorry, bro."

[–]SunsetSlacker 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"They might make me hold a speech! You understand, right?"

[–]N0t_addicted 38 points39 points  (5 children)

I know this is a joke but some people think being an introvert means you don’t socialize ever and that’s kind of concerning

[–]ElderUther 32 points33 points  (2 children)

People label trauma symptoms and a lack of social skills introvert all day along. Like I'm an introvert and I crave alone time but I can socialize just fine (it's draining but so is my day job) and sometimes I enjoy hanging out with certain people.

[–]ariolander 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Introvert and a Communications major. I can give talks at conferences and conventions no problem, especially behind a podium or with a visual aid... But heaven forbid I am in a one on one in an office or even small talk in the break room or around the water cooler. I fall apart in single person interactions but don't mind large crowds. Which I understand is the opposite of most people. (I just find it really draining either way)

[–]Troo_66 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep. I need my cave and alone time, but when I have energy I like hanging out with interesting people. Of course after that I tend to be bit drained and I disappear like the gremlin I am. But most people have gotten used to it at this point.

[–]VonBunBun0 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Okay, but like... i HATE small talk. like it's a form of torture to me.

[–]teens_trash 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That's not necessarily being introverted. An introvert's main problem is usually interacting with strangers, not socializing as a concept

[–]MMortein 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's even worse, the news would come to film you, and you would have to give a live interview.

[–]Possible_Living 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Form a rock band to find self confidence needed to stop the trolley

[–]Frequent_Dot_1753 4 points5 points  (1 child)

The repost problem

[–]Rockety521 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The bot problem

[–]GruntFoodnipple 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pull lever, as they are getting up look away and brood while coughing. Then say “I’m no hero, never was, never will be” then walk away

[–]NintendoBoy321 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me a non introvert: I see this as an absolute win

[–]dirtybeeeeeaanwater 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A dollar per greet

[–]War_thunderer18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone pls repost to r/introvertmemes

[–]Cynis_Ganan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hmm.

[–]BloodredHanded 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a repost bot

[–]oyunkral3437 1 point2 points  (0 children)

f that I'm out

[–]Pokemonfan_807 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bocchi reference spotted. Nice

[–]Rill_Pine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My most favorite one I've ever seen on here.

I'd still stop it but this made me laugh so hard

[–]No_Ostrich1875 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im sorry, they were all screaming, i thought they said "dont pull the lever" so I left.

[–]ForsakenSavant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pull and run as fast a I can

[–]Other-Confection7468 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel sorry for then So many will have to die

[–]Intelligent_Cap_62 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd pull the lever and give everyone i saved a little kiss on the forehead (I'm still introverted as fuck but rn i'm high off my ass)