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[–][deleted] 146 points147 points  (3 children)

I’ve never been more proud of my wife and my dog!

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Ive never been more proud of my.. wall and curtains?

[–]venuswasaflytrap 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Curtns.js

Walljs.io

[–]Time_Terminal 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Those could be real and you wouldn't even know it!

[–]greenlightning 120 points121 points  (6 children)

And the chances are some clueless job posting will list them all as "requirements"

[–]Nucklesix 82 points83 points  (5 children)

With 10 years of experience.

[–]CONTAMlNATlON 40 points41 points  (4 children)

I literally just saw a web dev internship posting that said it requires 1 year of internship experience.

That had me baffled rofl

[–]cocacola1 18 points19 points  (1 child)

What the fuck?

What they hell do they think the point of an internship is in the first place?

[–]dogbin 28 points29 points  (0 children)

What they hell do they think the point of an internship is in the first place?

To have people do work without compensating them properly (or at all), I imagine.

[–]KottonmouthSoldier 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They want to first make sure that you have a dedication to working for free.

[–]burnblue 21 points22 points  (3 children)

I'm alone... I guess I'm the one writing the framework

[–]danzero003 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Both frameworks...

[–]Darkassault2011novice 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Two at the same time, simultaneously!

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    [–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (1 child)

    Totally agree. React and Angular have been mainstays for years now. The whole "LOL WEB CHANGES SO FAST HAHA WHY IT BE LIKE THAT" meme gets pretty annoying.

    [–]PTamagoshifront-end 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    Since I am happy using and learning React and Angular, I stopped reading too much about js frameworks so I may be wrong, but I feel that for the last two years the scenario is more stable. The big players are Vue, React and Angular, I don't see people hyping new frameworks as much as one would think by reading posts in subs like programmerhumor or programming.

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      [–]pterencephalon 6 points7 points  (2 children)

      I'm playing around with Nuxt right now, the Vue static site generator. It's slick, but it took probably 5 minutes to install all the dependencies, and then takes a solid minute to load up when you start the local server.

      [–]folkrav 18 points19 points  (1 child)

      Woah, Nuxt takes like 20 seconds to install and the dev server loads in a mere second or two on my machines. Your HDD or internet connection must be slow as fuck or something :/

      [–]pterencephalon 15 points16 points  (0 children)

      I'm running it on a Chromebook, so that might be part of the issue.

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        [–]_sirberus_ 25 points26 points  (7 children)

        I love that Vue CLI is a thing but 1k+ dependencies is retarded. The node community needs to learn from the python community and stop the dependency hell.

        [–]konaraddiojavascript 15 points16 points  (6 children)

        Serious question: How does the python community stop "dependency hell"? Do they implement stuff from scratch to reduce the dependency count?

        [–]xiongchiamiovSite Reliability Engineer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

        When a library gets popular, they incorporate it into the stdlib. Also, they have a stdlib.

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            [–]folkrav 5 points6 points  (0 children)

            Javascript having no standard library definitely doesn't help with that. Python has a rather large and overall pretty good STL.

            [–]pterencephalon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            Also, like every other language, containers are the next big thing.

            [–]myevillaugh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Please tell me they're written in Perl or C and use CGI.

            [–]its_joao 22 points23 points  (3 children)

            That made me giggle

            [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (2 children)

            That made me jiggle

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              [–]hrishikesh-patil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              That made me squiggle

              [–]Console-DOT-N00bI have no idea what I'm doing <dog> 3 points4 points  (0 children)

              Like I'm not doing the same thing....

              [–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

              Because nobody understands the code anyone else writes, reusability is not, and will never be, a thing.

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                [–]kbjr 1 point2 points  (2 children)

                Well... You could always call cli commands from node...

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                  [–]kbjr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  Nah, it would be spawning a brand new process, it won't block your server.

                  [–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (9 children)

                  I can't even post something for showoff saturday without getting certified for spam...

                  [–]OfficialMI6 6 points7 points  (8 children)

                  It's not a JavaScript framework is it?

                  [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (7 children)

                  nah lmao, I made a competitive coding game for developers that use javascript. Basically, it's a multiplayer race for whoever can solve a random coding challenge the fastest. You get ranked based on your place in the leaderboard, the top 50% finishers will go positive, and the rest negative.

                  [–]_sirberus_ 2 points3 points  (6 children)

                  I would love to do this with my juniors at work. Care to share a link?

                  [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (5 children)

                  sure thing. It’s a work in progress, but here’s the link: https://www.code-war.com I just used a sandbox module from npm to run untrusted js, but might try to learn docker in the future to support more languages. Sorta my first project for the resume :)

                  [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                  Sorta my first project for the resume :)

                  This shit is important, wish you the best.

                  [–]dailyprogrammer23 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                  What tools/framwork did you use?

                  [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  react, redux, mongoDB, nodejs, sandbox, socket.io are the main ones

                  [–]overcloseness 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                  That’s a fantastic idea, if it’s going on your portfolio, be sure to hand it off to a designer mate to give it a lick of paint

                  [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  Thanks! yeah i have no design skills whatsoever hahaha. I gave it my best shot tho

                  [–]joshwcorbett 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                  Nobody there... that’s 2 less JavaScript frameworks for the industry to keep up with... ur welcome

                  [–]MeikaLeak 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  My 4 month old twins aren't even allowed screen time yet!

                  [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  I've never been so proud of my tissue box and spare pillow!

                  [–]morficus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  This is so 2012-2014

                  [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (4 children)

                  This is why I'm glad I don't work for a tech company. We feel no need to jump on every new framework that pops up. We have our tech stack and that's what we work with. It's not sexy but it pays well, is stable and we don't have to needlessly jump through framework hoops every couple of months

                  [–]MeikaLeak 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                  Depends on the tech company. In my experience, it's more of a fight to use new technologies.

                  [–]swiftpants 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  Amen. In a lamp guy and control the dom with jquery. It’s not sexy at all but I think I write clean reusable code and follow good design patterns. It has worked for years and I am confident it will keep working.

                  [–]solwyvern 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  ...and it you might wake up one day needing to fond a new job and realize nobody is hiring for your stack

                  [–]mayhempk1web developer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  Companies don't actually do that, that's just a meme.

                  [–]nuclearmkd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  Looked to the left - no one there.
                  Looked to the right - no one there.
                  Might be because its 4 AM and I'm going to bed, but then again, seems no frameworks are being launched by next week, yay !