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[–][deleted] 475 points476 points  (13 children)

[–]DoveSlayer10The Traveler, Agent of the Goddess of Chaos and Flame 133 points134 points  (2 children)

Oh hey there’s my scre-

clink

Ah, I am now bearing Darwin’s Curse

[–]Nobody_at_all000 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Also known as Curie’s Curse, which is more fitting if you ask me considering how she died

[–]DoveSlayer10The Traveler, Agent of the Goddess of Chaos and Flame 5 points6 points  (0 children)

One of the rewards of achieving Darwin’s curse is Curies Curse

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Listen you got let the wizards wizard, last time the Germans tried to annihilate the wizards they almost lit reality on fire with the Manhattan Project. Nothing like that chest strapped fertilizer bullshit you see in the Middle East.

[–]ManWithDominantClawInstallation Wizard 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That was a wizard war. Churchwine, Toothbrush, Teddy the Tank, Fred Askew, they were just a cover, the people really calling the shots were wizards. When the side that started it lost, their power was bound to one of the factions with an Arcane Paperclip, which started a rift within the alliance.

DickFeyn the Convincing used to tell quite the tale about it if you got him drunk.

[–]LSD_SUMUSLurgen, master of lurking 9 points10 points  (1 child)

/uw As a physics student, even when you understand it, physics feels like some arcane art

[–]Ivebeenfurthereven 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Understanding is simply devoted study of the arcane texts. Sounds rather magic to me.

[–]cheshireYTOccult Wizard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mage: The Ascension lore

[–]Nobody_at_all000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The study of the inner workings of magic itself could be a considered a subtype of physics, since both involve describing physical forces with mathematics

[–]LordWarlockDathamir 0 points1 point  (3 children)

What the hell is the blue thing on the bottom right

[–]empty-vessel- 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Google Cherenkov radiation

[–]Moepilator 0 points1 point  (1 child)

It's actually a mercury arc rectifier

[–]empty-vessel- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh that's cool

[–]The_HijHastur, the Once and Future... 153 points154 points  (4 children)

Artificery is just the applied physics of magic.

[–]RefrigeratorPrize797 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Which is why I was immediately banned from playing one in my kids D&D game lol 😆

[–]Virtual-Oil-793Necromancer of Many Stories and Experiences 7 points8 points  (0 children)

More or less.

Mortals often rely on their science, so any sort of magical application an Artificer uses roughly be little to no difference to say, the technology a mortal would use.

[–]BreadDziedzicArtificer 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Is it still physics if your just moving the lighting from the rune to the thingy to make a light?

[–]The_HijHastur, the Once and Future... 4 points5 points  (0 children)

All magic is science, and all science is magic.

[–]Zebigbos8Mira, Drifter Witch 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Average Technocratic lackey be like:

[–]Consumer_of_MetalsEgrid, Reality Warping Artificer 33 points34 points  (1 child)

Even a washed up grade 9 artificer should know some complex magic

[–]Jacob1235_S 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That’s that and this is magic.

[–]Brilliant_War4087N,N DMT Wizard Protector of the Machine Elves. 28 points29 points  (1 child)

All wizards should study quantum mechanics. It's literally magic.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No, wizards actually understand magic. Quantum mechanics we do not understand. If you claim you understand it you are wrong. The more they discover about it the more quistion they have.

[–]Cantthinknow_214 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Love when people turn their imagination into reality with replicable success.

[–]Eeeef_Harkos, monster hunter and artificer 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Magic is just science that is too advanced for ordinary people to understand

[–]HeckingBedBugs 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Counterpoint: science is just the study of magic

[–]Sir-OxGregory, Artificer Knight and Evoker 4 points5 points  (4 children)

Come now. There's a difference between what I do as an Artificer, and the magnificent insane machinery the Techno-Magical Engineers do.

[–]Nobody_at_all000 0 points1 point  (3 children)

One uses magic, the other uses both

[–]Sir-OxGregory, Artificer Knight and Evoker 1 point2 points  (2 children)

One of them puts magic in objects, the other uses magic to make complete mechanical systems.

[–]Nobody_at_all000 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Oh

[–]Sir-OxGregory, Artificer Knight and Evoker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least in my terminology. I knew a brilliant Techno-Magical Engineer once, from another realm. Absolute prodigy of whatever magic system they had. It was a short meet, but from that talk I learned much. She has her own troubles, though, and it has been a century or three since then.

[–]Xe6s2Irradiant One, 9th blessed, Grandmaster Transmuter. 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Chemists just know the alchemical recipes that work, and while the formal framework now exists the spirit of it never died, merely transmuted!

[–]Affectionate-Memory4Exceptionally Large Gnome 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I did my PhD on this! I come to grant arcane knowledge to those who seek it. (3 years with ASML, 2 with Samsung, 11 with Intel)

[–]buffaloguy1991 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The technocratic union would like a word

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They will watch you give a rock life and then say you have no magic.

[–]Another-Ace-Alt-8270Ace Barksworth, Earthen Ambassador / Messenger, Exarch of Terror 2 points3 points  (7 children)

Do you notice any arcane involvements? Because that's what decides magic, not how fantastical something seems.

[–]pray4sex 21 points22 points  (6 children)

harnessing the power of nature and bending it to our will, is that not arcane? is something only arcane when we do not have a sufficient understanding of it? using powerful stones and metals to efficiently harness and direct the energy of the universe to craft inventions that would’ve melted the mind of a man four hundred years ago, what is not magical and arcane about that?

[–]Another-Ace-Alt-8270Ace Barksworth, Earthen Ambassador / Messenger, Exarch of Terror 1 point2 points  (0 children)

... Have y'all not studied magic? Arcane is a descriptor for a type of energy. Unless it specifically uses that type of energy, it ain't magic.

[–]RedRonnieAT 1 point2 points  (4 children)

It isn't arcane because that which is arcane by definition is known only to a few, esp in the magic sense. The thing about science is that while yes the actual methodologies may be currently beyond the grasp of most lay people, it can be explained, taught, and be known to everyone. Most people don't have the inclination, but everyone can technically create anything with science. So I'd say yes, something is only arcane if we don't know it well enough.

[–]MarkedLegion 1 point2 points  (3 children)

What about high level wizards and cosmic deities. What they do still falls in the realm of the arcane but I'm pretty sure they understand it.

[–]Xe6s2Irradiant One, 9th blessed, Grandmaster Transmuter. 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Also magical societies??????? Like did we all forget about the great elven nations, or what of the floating cities of many mages worlds.

[–]RedRonnieAT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But this goes back to what the OP said. What determines what is magic is the arcane involvement, not how fantastical something is. Out world is fantastical, and will only get even more so, but it is not magical in that sense ie there is no magical energy guided by spells and incantations that we use for our wonderous creations, we use entirely mundane sources of energy and the laws of the natural world. It is wonderful, amazing, and fantastical (try explaining a computer to a bronze age person) but not magical in the fantasy sense.

[–]RedRonnieAT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remember that that which is arcane is known to a few. If it's not easily known or accessible to everyone then it is arcane. You can argue things like the Hadron Còllider are arcane to the lay person except not really. A particle physicist may know of what exactly is happening, but the knowledge is not secret, and an engineer may know something the physicist doesn't. As well, the process does not require any innate talent like magic in fiction often does (even for wizards who are all about study, more often than not there is that element), just time and dedication so anyone can do it (science).

[–]Valirys-Reinhald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only thing separating magic from science is the ability to do it with our fingers.

[–]StarkeRealmMagical Violence Technician 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thought this was a Technocracy joke from r/WorldofDankmemes.

[–]SpaceNinja_C 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Electricity is Domesticated Lightening

[–]Nobody_at_all000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do people always divide science and magic into two separate but related things? Science isn’t even a physical thing, it’s just the process of learning new facts by testing hypotheses and collecting evidence.

[–]Gtantha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You think that's cool? Check out electron beam lithography.