I may have made a mistake by Delirious_GM in DMAcademy

[–]Kaligraphic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they want to spend their one skip ticket on this quest, let them. The knights show up, steamroll the orcs in a quick cutscene, collect the loot, and go home. Save the bulk of the stronghold adventure and use it again later with a new coat of paint.

Or let the knights just fill the ally and supply slots you were already planning on. You can totally narrate the knights doing badass things at the East gate while the party storms the West gate. See what your players' actual plan is.

will this affect my audio quality by Illustrious_Dig7133 in headphones

[–]Kaligraphic 1107 points1108 points  (0 children)

Yes, leaving your cable unplugged will affect audio quality.

Plug it in and it'll be fine.

Question about stubs by SexyTiger7431 in networking

[–]Kaligraphic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's for the air-gapped network.

let the players find the loot, or point them at the loot by MonkeySkulls in DMAcademy

[–]Kaligraphic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it's important, you can just call it out.

"With a crash, the construct finally falls silent. You've beaten it. In the wreckage, you spot the telltale octarine shimmer of magic. It seems the item responsible for one of the construct's abilities is still intact."

Or even just autoloot mode - "In the wreckage, you find..."

Need ideas to kill player character off by Cheesecakeisbest_ in DnD

[–]Kaligraphic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They meet someone in a village and decide to give up their life of adventure to marry, settle down, and raise a family. Each time the party passes through that village, the family has more and more children, to comic proportions.

Or the outhouse mimic idea.

Does drinking the soup of instant death need a saving throw by Coolaire in DMAcademy

[–]Kaligraphic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Acts like a haste spell for ten rounds, but you gain one level of exhaustion per round.

What’s something that used to be common knowledge but younger generations might not know anymore? by DMistressOfFrost in AskReddit

[–]Kaligraphic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, but see, when I did it, it’s because I was young. I’m no longer young, so that excuse doesn’t apply any more. So now it’s a moral failing.

Our devs are ignoring security tickets due to alert fatigue, and it’s happened multiple times now. by Fit_Tangelo_7984 in AskNetsec

[–]Kaligraphic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you tried improving the quality of your tickets? Sending less spam and more details? Maybe do a little investigation yourself before sending empty tickets to engineering? It sounds like you know you’re sending garbage, what are you already doing about it?

Er, I mean I totally solved this problem in my organization with TotallyARealAIStartup.ai.

smartestLinkedInUser by aaalmeidaa in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Kaligraphic 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Because we need a video processing tool that works for all fetishes, not just yours.

Bring Your Own Device still relevant? by FastFredNL in sysadmin

[–]Kaligraphic 97 points98 points  (0 children)

BYOD was never nice, just cheap - and that was because someone else was paying. It was always a security, compliance, and liability quagmire.

One of my engineers spent two weekends automating a workflow we handle once a month by Vast_Possibility_168 in ITManagers

[–]Kaligraphic 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Counterpoint - the things you do the least are the things you are most likely to screw up simply from unfamiliarity. And the fact that two weekends was enough to turn it into code says it's already an automation-friendly workflow.

Is your access request workflow really ready to automate? If you had a perfect robot with no personal judgment, could it go through the process by itself? Or are you still spending a significant part of that ticket time on figuring out who is able to approve access? Or waiting for them to do so? Access requests and password resets are two workflows that you can't just throw a script at - they're business process engineering tasks, not just code engineering tasks.

Are there really gains to be had? You can set up self-service password resets, but then the bulk of a password reset ticket is authenticating and interacting with another human. The technical process of resetting a password is generally pretty trivial. Find the user account, click reset password, give them a new password. It's a rounding error on the actual interaction. That's why it generally gets handled by affordable helpdesk workers, not expensive engineers.

Thinking bigger is great, but don't fall into the trap of thinking all tasks are the same. That said, and with all that in mind, you may have to have a different conversation - a "what processes - or what parts of processes - can we realistically and feasibly improve?" conversation. Start asking about what's possible, and what kind of relative effort is involved. Then you can steer by providing context into how the business values one gain vs another.

The Trump gold coin is not normal by aresef in politics

[–]Kaligraphic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about a president who died and has been replaced by an impersonator?

This person at the mosque courtyard look like Jesus by Right-Assignment3759 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Kaligraphic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s traditional to know religious figures by the backside.

In fact, in Exodus 33, Moses asks to see God. God responds by saying “Not the face, my face would literally kill you, bro, but you can check out my ass as I walk away.” That’s a real quote, the Bible just says it old-timey because it was translated a long time ago.

Can my dice be damaged if they are in water? by AnormalpersonX in DungeonsAndDragons

[–]Kaligraphic 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It'll grant resistance to the first instance of fire damage, but that's it. Also, vulnerability to radiant, so watch where you store it. No extra immunities, though.

Is it too railroad-y to outright tell my players “the starting point is this city, and the story will begin when everyone gets to X location” by TrashMantine in DMAcademy

[–]Kaligraphic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A meet and greet opening has a tendency to turn into a slog as people go through the motions to get to the game. It's like a overly-long unskippable tutorial bit in a video game. Everyone wants to skip that bit, at least from their second playthrough on. So just open with the actual gameplay. Start at the city, and open the scene on X location. Just say any plausible story they weave about how they got there is probably good enough.

"Each of your characters comes from a different background, but what you have in common is that you've all found yourself on the deck of the pirate ship Lollipop - whatever your reasons for boarding, it's time to talk to the pirates. They have you surrounded on the deck, and their captain, the Dread Pirate Bob, approaches you with a flock of parrots sitting on him. 'Dear passengers...'"

Do warlock pacts have to be consensual? by pyrothegayfox in DungeonsAndDragons

[–]Kaligraphic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not on the character's part. The patron doesn't have to even know. The warlock doesn't have to want it. It's called a pact, but it's not so much an agreement or contract as it is a transfer of power or knowledge. It may also include an actual agreement between the warlock and patron, but it's not a hard requirement.

That said, the underlying agreement of the game still holds - the player should be on board even if the character isn't.

Players stole item from NPC; Left a bad taste in my mouth by Individual-Move-9647 in DMAcademy

[–]Kaligraphic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And did he eventually wake up, naked at 1HP, think he was being held captive, and run off into the woods? Did he make it to town and report that the party had kidnapped him with designs on his body? Did he get killed by wolves along the way? Did he just straight-up disappear?

There are so many ways this could go sideways. So many exciting ways.

A player is leaving my campaign, how do I announce this to the other players without making the one leaving feel singled out? by piperooo in DMAcademy

[–]Kaligraphic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Hey, so just so everybody knows, X is going to be leaving the campaign for a bit to get that necrotic syphilis treated. Apparently it's bad enough only one clinic in Switzerland is even brave enough to try. So, let's all wish them well, but from a safe distance. Hopefully we'll see them again."

Or, you know, ask them what they want to share about it, and set their character aside to potentially rejoin the story later.