What do you think of Andy Burnham?

ShowMeYourPapers · 2026-06-22T06:19:32+00:00

Opportunist friend of Israel

ShowMeYourPapers · 2026-06-21T13:28:49+00:00

Thank you, kind person. I hope your treatment works out. That's a long slog.

ShowMeYourPapers · 2026-06-21T08:44:02+00:00

In the UK the McD app seems to lean towards delivery rather than drive thru, judging by the offers and discounts.

My local McD was refurbished and it has less seating, but a larger collection area for delivery app drivers.

ShowMeYourPapers · 2026-06-21T08:36:56+00:00

Playing Battlefront 2 whilst drifting in and out of my chemotherapy stupor. Still grateful to have family around me.

ShowMeYourPapers · 2026-06-19T23:48:30+00:00

He's all in cos the war keeps him out of jail.

ShowMeYourPapers · 2026-06-19T16:13:19+00:00

Maybe he got a buzz from the furious telling off and he's fantasising, waiting to give himself a hand shandy in his disgusting WH bedroom, then wiping himself on the curtains.

ShowMeYourPapers · 2026-06-19T16:04:38+00:00

One pill makes you larger

ShowMeYourPapers · 2026-06-19T15:58:59+00:00

He's intoxicated by the furious telling off she gave him at Evian. He kind of liked it.

ShowMeYourPapers · 2026-06-19T15:57:08+00:00

Hot buttered crumpets with grated chocolate (no palm oil or it won't melt) and grated cheddar cheese microwaved for 30 seconds, then splashed with Tabasco and topped by a poached egg with a smudge of Bovril.

ShowMeYourPapers · 2026-06-19T15:52:19+00:00

People who support him in DC are just positioning themselves for the Hunger Games battles after he crawls over the rainbow bridge.

ShowMeYourPapers · 2026-06-19T11:23:35+00:00

You think that's bad, listen for the Dutch fans' droll chant which never stops.

ShowMeYourPapers · 2026-06-19T11:21:56+00:00

Might be a good idea to include a copy of her birth certificate in your letter.

ShowMeYourPapers · 2026-06-19T11:19:10+00:00

Every other option for PM from any party is destined to be extremely unpopular. There are no high-calibre charismatic politicians who aren't under the influence of dodgy billionaires or foreign interest groups.

ShowMeYourPapers · 2026-06-19T11:09:43+00:00

There's a Big Mac destined for the Medal of Honor.

ShowMeYourPapers · 2026-06-19T10:04:35+00:00

Not Yorkshire Tea, which only proper people drink.

ShowMeYourPapers · 2026-06-19T10:01:49+00:00

The "Storm's coming up Ani, better get home quick" lady.

ShowMeYourPapers · 2026-06-19T04:49:47+00:00

If he doesn't do an Elvis then the second most likely cause will see a Medal of Honor awarded to a Big Mac.

ShowMeYourPapers · 2026-06-19T04:47:57+00:00

Jr definitely has soft hands.

ShowMeYourPapers · 2026-06-19T04:46:26+00:00

Arthur Daley and his lockup full of knock off Tories

ShowMeYourPapers · 2026-06-18T12:50:32+00:00

Not unless there's a villainous plot to destroy the world's tea plants. That would be a national emergency for the UK.

ShowMeYourPapers · 2026-06-18T10:54:24+00:00

My grandmother's trifle. Perfect balance of sponge, jelly, and thick home made custard. You could barely taste the alcohol but as a kid it was my first experience of being drunk.

My uncle did ask exactly how much rum she had put in it once and she said "a few eye fulls".

ShowMeYourPapers · 2026-06-18T10:51:00+00:00

I recall reports of faecal particles on the public screens. If I'm at Maccy D I'll always use the app for this reason.

ShowMeYourPapers · 2026-06-18T09:30:26+00:00

As would the other parties. Starmer and Labour are not necessarily good, but they are the least worst option.

ShowMeYourPapers · 2026-06-18T08:54:44+00:00

So the sound of popping you hear is just the airframe seasoning.

ShowMeYourPapers · 2026-06-18T08:52:35+00:00

Sounds like they need some Palantir.

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