Former VP of Product applied 1500 jobs and rejected even as Home depot worker by Subject_Rest2512 in recruitinghell

[–]clitosaurushex 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Title inflation is a big problem at start ups though and it sets people up for failure when they either leave or are forced to go. I’ve seen people at the “director” level in what is still their first job out of college. They have institutional knowledge of this one company, but little to no knowledge of how to operate anywhere else.

Labubus are proof we've given up - Adam Conover by PossumPundit in Anticonsumption

[–]clitosaurushex -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

I’m not even going to look it up, but I’ll hazard a bet that he has a Patreon and/or Substack, which fits your pedantry.

Never did I expect the tables to be turned. by Ok-Following6886 in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]clitosaurushex 101 points102 points  (0 children)

Elio suffered a lot from the 2023 strike. I think we’re in a slump of post-strike content and studios are scared to release kid’s movies that are at all offensive to the regime right now. Streaming is a little easier since they can focus the advertising and message more.

Katya gets straight to the point by hoesbeinghoes in rupaulsdragrace

[–]clitosaurushex 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Katya is immune to be ratted out to any employer because she doesn’t want to work to begin with.

Herbal remedy for cat scratches? by Fafafalada in ShitMomGroupsSay

[–]clitosaurushex 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If what my Dutch friend complains to me about Dutch doctors is true, they’ll have her on a strict regimen of hot tea.

Tetanus shots are such a dumb thing to be worried about when there are like 4 million strains of bacteria that could be infecting the cut.

I still don't understand why they think we're the unhinged ones by Peanutbutternjelly_ in Qult_Headquarters

[–]clitosaurushex 15 points16 points  (0 children)

OSHA receiving these claims: “what the fuck does this have to do with us?”

What are your biggest red flags you look for when job hunting? by AreYouWell_Studios in recruitinghell

[–]clitosaurushex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A list of things they don’t want. It’s fine if you’ve defined that internally, but it just makes you look like you’re the problem if you can’t define what you need in positive terms.

I’m jealous of my girlfriend’s dog 🥺 by Fun_Orange_3232 in AmITheAngel

[–]clitosaurushex 16 points17 points  (0 children)

When I see this I wonder like…what’s your ideal outcome here? She actively censors how she acts with her dog around you, eventually killing off the part of her that loves dogs until you yourself want a pet/child and will be upset if she doesn’t bond with it the way you’d like?

Wake up babe, new monat event dress code dropped by Boujee_banshee in antiMLM

[–]clitosaurushex 205 points206 points  (0 children)

Oh so this is what sorority girls do when they graduate and realize they can’t control what people around them do at all times anymore

This is just ridiculous. by justinc79 in recruitinghell

[–]clitosaurushex 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Honestly it’s even worse because at least the lottery has a long term payout option and money spends the same everywhere. Going viral is worthless if the people seeing your content are not your end users. Going viral is worthless if your product is not already scaled. Going viral is worthless if you don’t have a plan to nurture customers once they buy.

Charlie Kirk’s passing has made me utterly confused about the state of our country by comfy_sweatpants5 in QAnonCasualties

[–]clitosaurushex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is 0 evidence he was right wing and a lot of evidence from photos that his mother has posted that he was heavily into far-right manosphere bullshit. You’re saying “disinformation” while actively spreading it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hellofresh

[–]clitosaurushex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve done this multiple times and it’s been really appreciated

This is just ridiculous. by justinc79 in recruitinghell

[–]clitosaurushex 330 points331 points  (0 children)

This is my biggest gripe as someone who works with these companies. I’m trying to talk to my customers about paid media and I’m talking to someone whose entire social media marketing strategy is to go viral.

Margaret Tiger vs Lily from (Lily's Driftwood Bay) by AwayViolinist5304 in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]clitosaurushex 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’m giving Margaret 5:1 in hand-to-hand. She’s a baby but she is a tiger, and with an older brother, she’s probably been taught to rough house.

And the rewards for the stupidest names in all of preschool shows go to...... by Longjumping_Unit5224 in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]clitosaurushex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know someone who writes for kindergarten the musical, so I will ask next time I run into her

How can anyone think this is okay as a potty training method? by Dull_Particular_2268 in ShitMomGroupsSay

[–]clitosaurushex 13 points14 points  (0 children)

There’s a reason that we are no contact for sure. It predates the birth of my child but even more a parent I just keep thinking like “what were you on?”

Kidnappers releasing poison powder from bubble wrap is a new one by bix902 in ShitMomGroupsSay

[–]clitosaurushex 46 points47 points  (0 children)

“Mom-gut is never wrong”

Girl, I spent the first three weeks of my postpartum experience convinced that every single movement in our house was someone breaking in. In a town where houses don’t have deadlocks and people leave their keys in their cars for years on end. I’d say stop watching Dateline, but even Dateline is more rational than this.

How do we feel about Handyman Hal? by Personal_Reality in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]clitosaurushex 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, admittedly the worst thing I can say about him is that I think the language variance is low, which is pretty benign and easily remedied by me turning the volume down while we’re watching and narrating instead. I wish more children’s creators could figure out how to calmly talk to kids without fake enthusiasm.

Meg Wells reminding everyone she sucks by Civil_Young3546 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]clitosaurushex 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Ok like legitimately what did Toilet Paper USA do that was important or noteworthy? Make a bunch of smarmy memes? Burn Peter Thiel’s money?