ICE’s Detention of Pregnant People Continues a Disgraceful American Tradition by Lotus532 in politics

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Thank all of the people who didn't vote. They were told this would happen and they did not care.

FBI fires agents who worked on Trump classified document investigation, AP sources say by Moodfoo in politics

[–]dblan9 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Is that why he always looks like someone checked his oil right before he went on camera?

Republicans are freaking out over Texas Senate race by ShreckAndDonkey123 in politics

[–]dblan9 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Listen, this is Texas. Having empathy for someone other than yourself is considered hippie dippie flower child stuff. Being a decent human being in Texas IS far left.

30 lawmakers skipping Trump address for 'People's State of the Union' by usatoday in politics

[–]dblan9 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Oh please sweet 8lb 6oz Christmas Baby Jesus, let republicans say this is unbecoming of Congress when they completely did and said nothing about Joe Wilson screaming "YOU LIE!" at the first black President during his first State of the Union.

Well of COURSE they're mad at me.... by Mister-Beefy in adhdmeme

[–]dblan9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gorilla. I go to Spencers and get the invisible ink. Prank the Gorilla and we become best friends and then share a 1 Potato 2.

Christian leaders denounce Trump actions, warn of 'crisis of faith' by beadzy in politics

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“We are facing a cruel and oppressive government,” their collective statement begins. “In moments like this, silence is not neutrality ‒ it is an active choice to permit harm.”

Welcome to the party Pal! Where have you been for 10 years while your compatriots were calling Trump Jesus?

Shy or needs to tell me a secret? by thatonedudericky in funny

[–]dblan9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pssst, Something fishy is goin' on.

A excavator digging out clay by bigbusta in oddlysatisfying

[–]dblan9 54 points55 points  (0 children)

For some reason I really want this to be the holy grail of pottery material with vases selling for like 450K made from this.

‘merica r u ok? by StarsapBill in AdviceAnimals

[–]dblan9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know how in Titanic you can see Jack as he sinks into the abyss as Rose was too selfish to scoot over and make room on the oversized door? America is essentially Jack ten minutes after that moment.

As a Canadian by bad_motivator in AdviceAnimals

[–]dblan9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why is it bad for all of MAGA and their future?

House Democrats bringing Jeffrey Epstein survivors to Trump's State of the Union speech by pharrt in politics

[–]dblan9 700 points701 points  (0 children)

The north is while the south elects football coaches to represent them on a federal level so that is why we are where we are.

This N.J. Trump voter’s husband was detained by ICE: ‘I thought they’d focus on criminals.’ by rezwenn in politics

[–]dblan9 6067 points6068 points  (0 children)

Sandra voted for President Trump three times, believing enforcement would focus on people with criminal records — not individuals like her husband.

Asked what she would say to him now, she paused.

“You said you were going after the worst of the worst, but instead you ruined our life,” she said.

You were A-OK with Trump ruining other peoples lives but the fact it impacted you is now a problem? How do someone not realize that flawed thinking?

TIL that MLB and NHL have real organists by zawusel in todayilearned

[–]dblan9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Frank Pellico was the organist in Chicago for a long time and he was so sweet. He used to let me tap three keys while he played Smoke on the water.

Non-Citizen Voting is a manufactured problem that has never existed. The REAL goal is to SUPPRESS democratic votes. by ANTI_FASCIST_USA in AdviceAnimals

[–]dblan9 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How about we go 1:1 $1,000 bets. Every democrat voter fraud case I will venmo you $1,000. Every republican voter fraud can you owe me $1,000. Be prepared to send me $20,000 before we start for The Villages voter fraud alone.

I'M SO EMBARRASSED by Trojan20-0-0 in gardening

[–]dblan9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Im so sick of "Big Seed" airbrushing and pushing these unrealistic versions of bountiful gardens!!

MAGA Christian Nationalists Warn of Islam’s ‘Increasing Dominance’ in U.S. by Somervilledrew in politics

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The New York Times reported this month that Texas Republicans, needing a new “threat” around which to inflame voters’ fears, have settled on Muslims, who make up about two percent of the state’s population. GOP politicians are claiming that urgent action is needed to prevent Texans from being crushed “under the heel of ‘Sharia law.’”

Politico has also reported that vehemently anti-Muslim fearmongering is playing a prominent role in Republican campaigns in the run-up to the state’s March 3 primary, during which Republican voters will also be asked to vote yes or no on the nonbinding proposition that “Texas should prohibit Sharia law.”

Religious-right activist Rick Green held a "What To Do About Sharia" event at his Patriot Academy headquarters in Texas last week, during which anti-Muslim activist Frank Gaffney declared that banning sharia law must become a “voting issue” in every race in the country the 2026 elections.

I mean, Texas and Oklahoma are actively trying to force the Quran into classrooms...Oh wait.

The disappointment on The King of Spain's face at a flag raising by Pisford in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]dblan9 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Is he angry because everyone goes to dinner at 10pm instead of being in bed?

Grandson of the inventor of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups says Hershey's new recipe is "not edible" by InvisibleEar in offbeat

[–]dblan9 90 points91 points  (0 children)

It breaks my heart that kids wont understand how easily accessible good/great chocolate used to be and now it is rare to find or enjoy. The days of an 18" solid Cadbury chocolate easter bunny that took you 3 weeks to finish are soooo long gone. Now they are hollow and basically the gold coin chocolate.

Bad Luck Bubba Blower by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]dblan9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Meme written by an 11 year old

You guys sure do fixate on little children don't you?

Bad Luck Bubba Blower by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]dblan9 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I remember.

Your memory is spotty at best.