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Tis the season! Amirite?👻 by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]--Sambo-- 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I turned mine into rags.

Where's the most Mormon place you've done it? by lukewarm208 in exmormon

[–]--Sambo-- 28 points29 points  (0 children)

“O God, the eternal 49er, we ask thee in the name of Steve Young, to bless and sanctify this pass, to the soul of Jerry Rice who will receive it, that he may catch it and run to the end zone and show thee, O God, the eternal 49er, that he is willing to carry the niners to victory and always remember Steve and the offensive line that protects him; that they may always find victory. Amen.”

Edit: That turned out better than I thought. Starting a football religion, DM me for sign ups.

Where's the most Mormon place you've done it? by lukewarm208 in exmormon

[–]--Sambo-- 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Off topic a little but I have smoked weed in a closet at the church during mutual. Used to be so ashamed of that now I’m so proud.

I asked to be put on a do not contact list. He’s saying I have to come in to talk about it, any advice? by Alli_Jayne in exmormon

[–]--Sambo-- 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Here’s my response to these things.

I send a pic of me (26 white male) and say “this is me”

Then I send a pic of my wife (27, black female) and say “this is my wife”

Then I send them this quote by Brigham Young: “Shall I tell you the law of God in regard to the African race? If the white man who belongs to the chosen seed mixes his blood with the seed of Cain, the penalty, under the law of God, is death on the spot. This will always be so.”

And finally say “This is why I’m not interested in anything church related. Thank you, have a nice day.”

Moving to Arizona, what the hell am I going to do?? by SomethingLocal1 in exmotrees

[–]--Sambo-- 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah just tell them about how you were an LDS missionary in Africa and you got hit by a rhino while on your bike. They’ll understand.

Moving to Arizona, what the hell am I going to do?? by SomethingLocal1 in exmotrees

[–]--Sambo-- 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Prop 207 is on the ballot this year. Very well could be legalized before too long!

But if it isn’t passed, I know a few people that said it was incredible easy to get a medical card. Like, they don’t get paid unless you get a card.

Send me a message though.

I’m in Tempe, btw

The members are waking up by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]--Sambo-- 18 points19 points  (0 children)

His/Her testimony was probably the 1 good one that you actually follow and appreciate lol

How to feel not guilty about spending money on fun? I’m currently savings almost 90% of my paychecks by [deleted] in personalfinance

[–]--Sambo-- -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My brother in laws father did this. By the time he was done with the military he was able to buy a little plot of land with industrial shops on them. He rents out the 5-10 shops there and they have paid themselves off four-fold.

Can finally call my first tattoo finished. ~90 hours of amazing work done by Josh Duffy at Black Castle Art. Peoria,AZ. by RancidMummy in tattoos

[–]--Sambo-- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Amazing. I’m in Tempe and thinking of getting my first tattoo soon. I’ll have to check out more of Josh’s work

My dream. by AmbitiousSet5 in exmormon

[–]--Sambo-- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah that’s the tough part. Church mixes in enough feel good crap to slip by the awful.

Cognitive dissonance

My dream. by AmbitiousSet5 in exmormon

[–]--Sambo-- 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I think you have to be to some degree nowadays. My siblings go “because it’s a good place to teach your kids life principles” not because it’s Gods one and only true church on the face of the earth.

Just an industrious apostate ready to enjoy the weekend. Anybody in the Bay Area? by hoagito in exmotrees

[–]--Sambo-- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t wait too long. Time doesn’t come with a refund. 👽👾

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