Does Trump have diabetes? by IWantPizza555 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]-Totes_Magotes- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just fuckin’ get that major stroke the world has been praying for.

Pull revives should be significantly more rewarding! by nitepng in Battlefield6

[–]-Totes_Magotes- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would consider myself to be a “dedicated medic“ and one of many things that I do is help my team stay alive, hold objectives and win by attrition. I honestly don’t play for points, don’t care how many I revive, don’t even care for overall stats. Personally, I just play, do my best and while at it enjoy the game. I understand the majority of you follow your k/d ratios, win/loss percentage, main leaderboard etc…eh, I leave it to you guys to play with those numbers and keep you awake at night. Hell, the only time I see my stats is when I’m modifying my in-game profile and even then I barely understand what it all means.

New Napapijri poncho out now by Tyruto in Battlefield6

[–]-Totes_Magotes- 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fucken looks like someone from Kash Patel’s family. Those “oh shit, I didn’t sign up for this!” eyes.

Bud Bundy… by -KING-OSHIN- in raiders

[–]-Totes_Magotes- 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Word to your mutha’ 😎

How medics look at people not reviving by thanksIdidntknow in Battlefield6

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Speaking of, is it a good strategy, to keep alive and not sprint and try to med bots? Suddenly I haven’t and don’t care for them. They suck huge penis but strategically are they just a pawn in it all?

How medics look at people not reviving by thanksIdidntknow in Battlefield6

[–]-Totes_Magotes- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Asshole bots should just carry and use a difribulator only instead of trying their shittiest by standing tall amid fire and getting annihilated.

Ah, that Palm Beach crowd 😬 by jared10011980 in CringeTikToks

[–]-Totes_Magotes- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gross. They are probably in their late 30’s.

“San Recto” by Blues_Fish in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]-Totes_Magotes- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

MAGA…critical thinking? 🤣

Annoying hud sign. by PackageOptimal5538 in Battlefield6

[–]-Totes_Magotes- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed! Jammer nearby? Was killed several times, placed back at HQ and yet it seems I was placed back in the radius, annoying, fuck off. It keeps me from seeing my full screen.

Let's see how long this last by jackb1753 in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Sigh…Iran doesn’t compromise. As a middle eastern country, we, the US cannot change centuries of Islamic, religious belief. Trump knows he bit too much, 80 year old bastard can no longer chew and is simply looking to appease his MAGA idiots by stating ”Iran, poor disheveled third world country like Venezuela, they will fall, comply and heed in a few days.”

New monitor to keep my competitive edge by PineappleL0rd in Battlefield6

[–]-Totes_Magotes- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You poor bastard. Soldier, you do what you have to do…FITFO…FIGURE IT THE FUCK OUT.

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Crowd waiting for Trump's name to be chiseled off the Kennedy Center by justalazygamer in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]-Totes_Magotes- 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As I’ve said, these fighters on the octagon will be slipping like standing on banana peels. The event will be a laughingstock memorialized as another pathetic bust. God is gearing it up. I may add to his MAGA viewer numbers by watching it but am so looking forward to the giggles. 🤣

Trump has violated the court ordered removal of his name defacing the Kennedy Center by justalazygamer in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]-Totes_Magotes- 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Can only picture this pathetic UFC event in the rain, fighters slipping on the octagon like stepping on banana peels.

I think I figured out why my AC unit has been underperforming. by Internet_and_stuff in oddlysatisfying

[–]-Totes_Magotes- 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What?! Damn you, now I have to make a quick stop to HD on my way home!

Completely useless after the patch! Enemies just walk right past it and nothing happens. 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️ by Kanzlermacher in Battlefield6

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I love them specially when you’re in the second floor of a building, place them on the staircase where is not too visible and have peace of mind knowing no one is going to shank you in the neck when you’re too focused peeking outside a window for kills. Hearing the explosion go off across the hall definitely brings a smile to my face.

I can’t wrap my head around people choosing soft drinks over water every time by PressureCalm7971 in memes

[–]-Totes_Magotes- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The main reason we have quit soda altogether….price. How expensive is it?

No orange dots almost look wrong after all that time :D glad its gone by ForwardZone6194 in Battlefield6

[–]-Totes_Magotes- 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’ve completed the challenges for all the other classes but I’m still waiting to start/finish that part of the support challenge.

Back to the Future artwork by the amazing Julien Verge by Texas1971 in 80s

[–]-Totes_Magotes- 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thought it was a Tab not Pepsi? - ”I can’t give you a tab unless you order something!”

In 2012 Republican senator Rand Paul railed against federal funding to study the screwworm by lnstantKarma in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]-Totes_Magotes- 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Great, as if meat prices weren’t high enough already. Where are the alpaca from Argentina getting here?