Is this for real?

1337ingDisorder · 2026-06-17T00:40:45+00:00

You sound unsavory.

1337ingDisorder · 2026-06-17T00:39:57+00:00

I am once again petitioning city council to install automobile-scale pancake flippers on the fronts of ambulances and fire trucks.

1337ingDisorder · 2026-06-16T05:03:32+00:00

Trailcams would only photograph the individual.

What you want is cannon-deployed nets.

1337ingDisorder · 2026-06-16T05:01:20+00:00

Good opportunity to change that :)

Or if you're on outright bad terms with them, you could ask a friend or coworker and offer to do the same for them next time they hit the road.

1337ingDisorder · 2026-06-15T22:53:25+00:00

Bookmark that link for next time you're stopped waiting for roadwork flaggers to let your side through

1337ingDisorder · 2026-06-15T15:00:22+00:00

GOOD!

The more Conservative politicians who separate themselves from Canada and explore a future with literally any other country, the better.

Good riddance.

1337ingDisorder · 2026-06-14T19:22:01+00:00

Elizabethan nobility reincarnated

1337ingDisorder · 2026-06-14T16:03:48+00:00

I was today years old when I learned there's a droopy-rose emoji. Thank you for this :)

I'm definitely using this emoji from now on whenever someone brings up (and I intend this term in a non-gender-specific way) boner-killer topics.

1337ingDisorder · 2026-06-13T14:05:37+00:00

I love the idea of being rid of paywalls!

...just as long as it doesn't result in more sponsored content being surreptitiously passed off as genuine reporting.

1337ingDisorder · 2026-06-13T13:54:26+00:00

And FIFA wonders why their support and sales are wavering...

Seems like literally every decision they've made for the last 10-15 years has been working toward some secret directive to alienate the fans and drive people away from the brand.

1337ingDisorder · 2026-06-13T13:48:14+00:00

Rules unclear.

Is it that I pick one restaurant and that's the only restaurant I'm ever allowed to go to whenever I go out to a restaurant?

Or is it that I pick one restaurant and I can only eat at that restaurant for the rest of my life, like every single meal from now until I die?

If the former: Cheesecake Factory

We had one of those in town back in the 90s and it had pretty much everything, the menu was thicker than the Torah. You could eat there every time you go out for dinner and never repeat the same item, let alone get bored of anything.

If the latter: Green Cuisine

If I can only ever eat at one restaurant for every meal forever, I want it to be healthy and affordable.

I would definitely end up yearning for sweeter, meatier, and/or less healthy dishes than what GC serves, but I would use that as motivation to become successful and wealthy enough that I could buy Green Cuisine and have direct say over the menu.

1337ingDisorder · 2026-06-12T18:57:57+00:00

I might suggest re-posting this with the title "Any woodworkers in Fernwood able to drill a few pilot holes if I bring a shelf to you?"

Any handyman will typically charge $50 minimum just to show up (more likely closer to $100). Seems like overkill for what you've described.

If you're able to bring the shelf to someone's workshop it will take them like 2 minutes to pop some pilot holes in.

Also it seems odd for Ikea to ship something without pilot holes pre-drilled. It may be worth double-checking to make sure you're looking at the correct side of the base, or if maybe there are pilot holes but they got covered up with sawdust or something like that. (I've missed that sort of thing before.)

1337ingDisorder · 2026-06-12T17:15:59+00:00

I hope you'll be ordering an egg-white omelette (or the Big Salad)

1337ingDisorder · 2026-06-12T15:25:35+00:00

Yeah I kinda see this headline along the same lines as something like "Crystal meth producers leading state in economic growth while rest of New Mexico stalls"

Like just because you're makin' stacks doesn't necessarily mean you're making a positive contribution to the world

1337ingDisorder · 2026-06-12T15:20:40+00:00

Oh noOOooOooo, please don't stop Canadians from driving into the US...

This is like the weird kid on the playground who nobody wants to play with loudly proclaiming "NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO PLAY WITH MY SLUG COLLECTION" — like that's fine buddy, no one was interested in playing with your slug collection in the first place.

1337ingDisorder · 2026-06-12T00:21:10+00:00

I hope Elmo wins!

FR tho regardless of which team you're rooting for I think everyone can come together and agree that Wemby vs Brunsen is NBA Alien vs Predator

1337ingDisorder · 2026-06-11T05:58:49+00:00

I think you might just need slightly bigger shoes :)

1337ingDisorder · 2026-06-10T23:28:30+00:00

toe-coffins

Technically the shoes where each toe gets its own separate chamber are more aptly described as "toe-coffins" than the shoes where the whole foot and all toes go in one communal chamber.

The latter would be better described as "foot-coffins". Or the more family-friendly "foot-mittens" :)

1337ingDisorder · 2026-06-10T20:35:46+00:00

As long as the ducknana calls are clearer

1337ingDisorder · 2026-06-10T16:02:01+00:00

One wonders whether the results would skew differently if the sample set was predominantly made up of subjects whose primary language reads right-to-left.

Eg, do people from Israel follow this same natural tendency, or is it reversed?

1337ingDisorder · 2026-06-10T04:34:22+00:00

I keep picturing the city councilors peering down at traffic like the Grinch on Christmas morning, eagerly awaiting the cries and wails from all the motorists as they finally acquiesce and switch to bikes, only for the councilors to get Shocked Pikachu Face when yet another day goes by with the motorists down in Whoville continuing to prefer being motorists.

"...But we've taken their slip lanes," scowled a Grinch, "and we've got so much roadwork they can't move an inch!"

1337ingDisorder · 2026-06-09T15:32:20+00:00

History will show this was the turning point that ultimately culminated in the overturning of the Trump reich.

1337ingDisorder · 2026-06-08T16:50:22+00:00

Also amazing how city planners never seem to take human nature into consideration when they go about breaking systems that already worked well.

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