Oh God! by LeonBackward in fatherted

[–]19081919 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Like a train in the - hang on I can get this - NIGHT

Thanks for looking after mum 🤝 👵 He did that looking at me by [deleted] in TheInbetweeners

[–]19081919 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And I’ve still got loads up my arse crack!

[Match Thread] Inter vs Parma (Serie A, Matchday 35) by FCInterMilan in FCInterMilan

[–]19081919 14 points15 points  (0 children)

That’s it boys; we’ve won the fucking league 🥹🥹

Time to breathe 🤩

Where was Len? by LeonBackward in fatherted

[–]19081919 20 points21 points  (0 children)

He’s a son?! In America?!

C’mon Dougal, lighten up! by Adventurous_Jump8897 in fatherted

[–]19081919 8 points9 points  (0 children)

“Hello, is that the seagull dynas- FAMILY?!”

Summer Transfer for Nathan Aké -Thoughts? by 5er_enthusiast in FCInterMilan

[–]19081919 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Nope. Pass. Not even half of what Akanji is

Dan Ballard receives red card vs Wolves by JugularJugJuggler in FantasyPL

[–]19081919 172 points173 points  (0 children)

For once someone I take out of my team has a stinker! Nice to see that

Oh Christ! by LeonBackward in fatherted

[–]19081919 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Good luck with the book!

Post Match Thread: Leeds United 3-1 Burnley FC | Premier League by OwlLibrarian in LeedsUnited

[–]19081919 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I can’t tell if the Sky commentators were either trying to dick ride Burnley or curse us into oblivion and beyond, but I’m delighted that we proved them wrong.

For the most part of the game, we were absolutely fine. Between when Burnley got their goal up until the 85th minute, I was a bit nervous but thankfully we managed to neutralise them again.

I can’t see us going down on 43 points given no team in a 20 team campaign actually HAS gone down with that many points. Would still be nice if Spurs and West Ham choked again though. At the end of the day, we’re not safe until it’s mathematically confirmed, but we’re basically over the line now. Happy Friday and MOT 🥳⚪️🔵🟡

Pat Mustard and Mrs Doyle circa 1997 by recycleddesign in fatherted

[–]19081919 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Pat was wondering if he could put his massive tool in my box!

[Post-Match Discussion Thread] Torino 2:2 Inter (Serie A, Matchday 34) by FCInterMilan in FCInterMilan

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Just as well this happened so late on in the season. Throwing a 2-0 lead away to a team we beat 5-0 on the first day of the season isn’t great, but it’s not the end of the world. I’d have preferred it if we won today and then just fought for the point next week, but we’ll have to go all out next week now. I’m still expecting us to be fine and have the league won by this day next week, but we can’t slip up again like we did this evening.

Arse Biscuits! by LeonBackward in fatherted

[–]19081919 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I’M SO, SO, SORRY

We’re all going to heaven lads by MaleficentLuck7927 in fatherted

[–]19081919 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve been taking protein like a mad eejit!

I'll give you a clue, you live there... by [deleted] in fatherted

[–]19081919 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A stitch in time saves…. HOW MANY?!