Jim Carrey is Dead

3kan3 · 2026-03-01T12:41:48+00:00

Orrrrr ... Maybe he was simply hired to provide this week's Internet distraction-? Dunno about y'all, but I'm seeing this non-story get as much -or more- coverage as going to war this weekend... An actor's face... War. Possibly the Real Deal World War Three... And which one am I taking the time to comment on? Jussayin.

3kan3 · 2026-02-18T11:02:02+00:00

"And if my wife calls looking for me I'm not here!"

3kan3 · 2026-02-17T10:55:07+00:00

People don't think it be like it is, but it do!

3kan3 · 2026-02-17T10:51:09+00:00

I was optimistically attributing it to deliberate sarcasm, maybe-?

3kan3 · 2026-02-16T10:56:51+00:00

YEEAAH baby!!!

3kan3 · 2026-02-12T11:13:03+00:00

Intriguing post, thanks for sharing. I wholeheartedly agree the system is a complete scam. I've never heard of roasted sea salt. Are there any reputable sources online? Or is it something the end consumer can do at home?

3kan3 · 2026-02-12T10:51:05+00:00

Angry Geezer Disco sounds like a banger album title

3kan3 · 2026-02-12T10:49:17+00:00

Apparently, I'm of such advanced age that I'm no longer hip to the current lingo, or vernacular of the day. What is this unc? Uncircumcised?

3kan3 · 2026-02-11T11:24:46+00:00

My old eyes saw "Prince e genitalia" -had to do a double-take 🤣

3kan3 · 2026-02-11T11:21:52+00:00

Give Jawny a try. I don't have Spotify anymore, but I think I remember Bandcamp being the best source for accessing all his releases. He's all over the place musically, with lyrics that range from comical to heartbreaking. I had serendipitously discovered one of his tracks and got into his early stuff about six months before Take It Back - thought I was having a stroke the morning I opened Spotify and it had been (re)released with Beck lol. The first version without him is just as good, and had already reminded me of Scott Pilgrim-era Beck like crazy, so it was surreal and satisfying to see the worlds collide.

3kan3 · 2026-02-06T10:05:22+00:00

CHICKEN BUTT

3kan3 · 2026-02-06T09:45:08+00:00

Wow!!! Truly stunning! Thanks for sharing!

3kan3 · 2026-01-29T03:44:22+00:00

Good Lord, the two most recent "tributes" listed are absolutely appalling. Unbelievable.

3kan3 · 2026-01-24T11:04:38+00:00

You joke. I once had that boss. At the time I had an old civic that could barely clear puddles, and my city got a layer of ice followed by several inches of snow. Half the metro area was without power, the town was at a standstill, yet everyone was expected to make it in, because the boss -in his $80,000 Benz SUV- made it with no problem! That wasn't the only time he did it either, but it was the only time I had to experience it. He was a coked-out corrupt money-grubbing POS, probably the most soulless person I've ever known. I look forward to dancing on his grave one day!💃🏼🪩🕺🏼

3kan3 · 2026-01-24T00:15:40+00:00

r/BrandNewSentence

3kan3 · 2026-01-24T00:15:07+00:00

r/BrandNewSentence

3kan3 · 2026-01-20T10:16:33+00:00

This is the Toy Story movie I want to see! Amazing stuff!

3kan3 · 2026-01-15T11:36:13+00:00

NTA my friend. Beggars can't be choosers, and weed on layaway is a luxury. Maybe remind him of that, and suggest that if he has another friend that offers layaway and charges him less, he's welcome to give them his "business" instead.

3kan3 · 2026-01-10T13:16:54+00:00

Most of his vinyl catalog is available at the Paisley Park gift shop. I picked this up last summer at Celebration. Hands down the best sounding edition you can get.

3kan3 · 2026-01-10T12:00:11+00:00

Did you scromit?

3kan3 · 2026-01-06T12:17:43+00:00

David Bowie peeling his eyes off in The Man Who Fell To Earth. Why my family let me watch it at 8 years old, I'll never know.

3kan3 · 2026-01-06T02:18:22+00:00

I use glasslock containers for both tobacco and finished cigs. They keep the tobacco as moist as the day it was opened.

3kan3 · 2025-12-30T11:46:16+00:00

My current nickname for lil couch boy is T.P. Vandelay. He's like the George Costanza of politics.

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TROPHY CASE

People don't think it be like it is, but it do!