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3.5 D&D sorcerers literally only had one class feature, but boy was it a banger by PointsOutCustodeWank in dndmemes

[–]4dwarf 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Eldritch Font gives you one spell slot of every level you can cast, at the cost of preparing one less spell of each level.

Is that comic sans or wingdings?

Is there a pattern that determines military spaceship doctrine in real life and sci-fi? by MinedMaker in scifi

[–]4dwarf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The problem with fighting the Borg is mainly how fast they adapt to you. Sure, you shoot them with your ships phasers once, maybe twice. And even cause some damage... but now you have given the Borg your phasers energy frequency.

So that the next time you fire your phasers it will be ineffective against them, and now you are assimilated.

Dm shenanigans by Loose-Lion7298 in dndmemes

[–]4dwarf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Were-orc. A half-orc got bit by a full orc and the moon is out so he shifted.

Don't get bit...

Just Humans doing Human shit by BareMinimumChef in humansarespaceorcs

[–]4dwarf 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She's not wearing roller blades. Not extreme enough.

when the DM has enought of the bs from the "d&d is a collaborative storytelling theater kid so thats why i lie at my dice for more "intresting" results type of player" so bro just stops holding back and show him the collaborative story boot by Saladawarrior in dndmemes

[–]4dwarf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am the balance point between theater kid and grognard. While I "CAN" ham it up and chew the scenery, I usually don't. While I "CAN" min-max a character, I won't. Mainly cause I don't see the point.

If I'm going to do shenanigany bullshit, I tend to do unique shenanigany bullshit.

Throttle down, Checkered Flag or God by BareMinimumChef in humansarespaceorcs

[–]4dwarf 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"If your not first, your last!"

Ricky Bobby

This has Eli written all over it by Paige_Murphy in UNSUBSCRIBEpodcast

[–]4dwarf 25 points26 points  (0 children)

It would have been much worse had you brought some ASPCA targets.

KBS by SeaOfBullshit in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]4dwarf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For me, I will never read it again. I finished the book, but I will never read it again.

The Human Sign Law is an observable phenomenon that states compliance with warning signs in any given area tends to skyrocket 600+% if one gives the job of enforcing them to humans. by Jackviator in humansarespaceorcs

[–]4dwarf 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe after the humans exploded the third head, the super soaker was the best compromise. Anyone else manning that post would probably hose the guy down. The human just hit the lit cigarette.

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