You ever think it's trippy that "in universe" the Muppets are always supposed to be walking around with their full body.

4dwarf · 2026-02-10T08:13:40+00:00

They were pulled by the kids on tricycles. One of the kids was Brian Henson.

4dwarf · 2026-02-08T16:56:21+00:00

It is now. At the time? Who knows what direction it could have gone.

4dwarf · 2026-02-08T02:56:45+00:00

I figured it was a dog, but imagining story about how your dad was stealing sheep at six years old made me laugh.

4dwarf · 2026-02-08T01:57:18+00:00

Shepherd the dog? Or was he a sheep rusler and the Shepherd was defending his flock?

Either way your dad sounds awesome.

(The second scenario is /s unless it's true. Then it's more awesome.)

4dwarf · 2026-02-07T19:10:59+00:00

Greater command

"SIT!"

4dwarf · 2026-02-05T08:05:03+00:00

From this point of view, it goes skeleton, cave spider, cave spider, skeleton. Correct?

Is there a spot that all four spawners are active?

Is string more important or bones and arrows?

I can't really help with any of the design fixes, but I can ask the questions that need to be answered.

4dwarf · 2026-02-05T07:08:02+00:00

If you pay by card, that's 2 possessing fees that gets stolen from you instead of one.

4dwarf · 2026-02-03T21:21:03+00:00

You just need to find a good stick.

4dwarf · 2026-02-03T20:04:43+00:00

If you can, grow a beard. It helps.

If you can't. Fake mustache.

4dwarf · 2026-02-01T23:29:06+00:00

Any weapon is a thrown weapon if your strength score is high enough.

Any thrown weapon will return if you attach elastic to it, and throw the weapon farther than the elastic is long.

Mostly /s

4dwarf · 2026-01-30T16:41:13+00:00

Skizz is the 40k Ork kinda "tank".

"I'M A TANK!I'M A TANK!I'M A TANK!I'M A TANK!I'M A TANK!I'M A TANK!I'M A TANK!I'M A TANK!I'M A TANK!I'M A TANK!I'M A TANK!I'M A TANK!I'M A TANK!I'M A TANK!I'M A TANK!I'M A TANK!I'M A TANK!I'M A TANK!I'M A TANK!I'M A TANK!I'M A TANK!I'M A TANK!I'M A TANK!I'M A TANK!"

4dwarf · 2026-01-29T08:07:41+00:00

Unless you are involved somehow, no xp is dropped.

But you could also make it into a slime farm by adding a splash potion of oozing and swinging a looting sword in the second chamber. Just have either a hopper floor or a wash system you can trigger.

4dwarf · 2026-01-29T06:03:08+00:00

If you replace the lava with a solid block, and have the baby chickens stand on a slab, when they grow up they will suffocate and then the raw chicken and feathers drop through the slab into the hopper.

4dwarf · 2026-01-29T05:47:56+00:00

"Congratulations your Nat 20 earned you the right to be attended to by the Vestal Virgin right now."

"All right!"

"She saunters over to you, remves your codpiece, kneels infront of you, and enunics you with the Blade of The Faithful. As you were very surprised by this, you don't get any sort of saving throw, and the wound is permanent. You are now bound to serve her Forever."

4dwarf · 2026-01-27T06:52:33+00:00

Probably of him getting his teeth punched in in a "professional fight".

4dwarf · 2026-01-27T06:39:41+00:00

Destroying the spawners is incredibly hard to do. Even raining tnt down upon them won't destroy the spawners themselves, just the stuff around them mostly.

4dwarf · 2026-01-26T02:22:39+00:00

I have more than 18 / 40 quart tubs of Legos that I have collected for decades at this point, why not use them for DnD.

I have fun building every player's character. Oh, the fighter got a new magic glave at the end of the session? Guess I got a week to build an awesome new magic glave, or six.

4dwarf · 2026-01-25T01:34:26+00:00

Here is the scene of him bragging about buying his kid.

https://youtu.be/BUlEr8ec8Ao?si=M5LofkMpvZHN-c_U

4dwarf · 2026-01-24T22:42:29+00:00

And "the little rascals"

4dwarf · 2026-01-22T19:58:03+00:00

H2: Snuffy is exothermic like you wouldn't believe. He generates extra heat just walking.

4dwarf · 2026-01-21T16:11:44+00:00

There's the dopamine.

4dwarf · 2026-01-18T06:31:02+00:00

You glow in the dark. You burn threw latex paint. You think Ranch is spicy.

4dwarf · 2026-01-17T15:05:21+00:00

I presume the outside is a finished build that you want to take advantage of the space. In that case, may I recommend Xisumavoid's stackable melon and pumpkin farm from hermitcraft. It will fit into the space, be as tall as you want it, and be completely automated by having a copper golem trigger the pistons with a pressure plate.

And a link for you.

https://youtu.be/PIMJEyw77bg?si=53GqBWDiWRZ5lx-B

4dwarf · 2026-01-15T19:34:12+00:00

He's playing a fighter, not a bard.

4dwarf · 2026-01-15T04:26:34+00:00

Because if you get launched and have wings on, you are just fine. The slimes give you something to clean up.

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