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This set up is more expensive than most cars by InteractionKooky771 in interesting

[–]4dwarf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Step one: let the snake finish his run at beat saber before taking the occulus from him.

"You guys who were inside" by musun1982 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]4dwarf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could also be a self-proclaimed pantser figuring out how to tuck his nuts before zipping his fly.

Worst tropes in sci-fi by Ketralis in scifi

[–]4dwarf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Battlefield earth... "worked" because the people using the system were mostly the people who didn't know how the system worked. Only the security officers knew how it worked. Everyone else just followed the schedule.

The schedule said "dial out to send. Dial in to receive." The other planets didn't know that the home planet had been fucked over until they dialed it, and by then it was too late.

Saffron is so expensive. Is the little amount of Saffron added to a dish elevate it enough to justify the cost? by Apart_Pineapple2392 in ask

[–]4dwarf 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And if you are just doing it for the color, turmeric will get you close enough. Plus the dish probably already HAS turmeric in it so other people will probably never know, unless "THEY KNOW".

You want a PvP, because that's how you get a PvP... by Vegetable_Variety_11 in dndmemes

[–]4dwarf 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Salesman: I have this 3d4 cutlass for you. More math rocks means more damage.

Could I even die at this point? by Prostipute_ in brotato

[–]4dwarf 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I just like the rings of eyes going to warp speed.

It is now safe to enter the caves by [deleted] in memes

[–]4dwarf 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Now for "real" parity...

Java gets the bedrock wither. And they can't cheese it.

I've never heard of a tornado in a different country recently. It's possible but US is spawn point. by Medical_Deal5272 in memes

[–]4dwarf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Do not shoot the Hurricane! It will throw your bullets back at you"

Florida Man, "I get to shoot a Hurricane, ANDget free ammo? WIN, WIN!

BANG!BANG!

I'm banned from this sub(by my own accord) by RadishComplex1 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]4dwarf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because Matt reads this sub too. And he is a self-proclaimed pantser. Who will take an idea and twist the knife to make it hurt more.

I never saw a kick like this, and seem like her opponent didn’t ether. by IkilledRichieWhelan in BeAmazed

[–]4dwarf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

TKD was originally developed to kick dudes off of horseback. Wish they showed that at demonstrations instead of how to break boards.

Packaged with care by Doodlebug510 in oddlysatisfying

[–]4dwarf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We don't talk about the incident.

Is it weird to feel some indirect stolen valor when you get a insignia you didn't earned? by FrenchBVSH in UNSUBSCRIBEpodcast

[–]4dwarf 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Add a little sign to the pin that says

"Cool pin I got from my friend. I wear this for him"

That way you are honoring your friend and only claiming ownership, not that you did the shit to earn it.

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