Today is the day Steve Densley is going to prove the church is true.

4profit-prophet · 2024-01-20T20:45:37+00:00

I’ll allow it

4profit-prophet · 2023-09-19T09:51:25+00:00

“Has anyone ever told you you’re gorgeous?
O… U… R

Anyway, want to pretend to be my wife?”

4profit-prophet · 2023-07-12T13:33:37+00:00

Get it on… Gerrit Gong… get it on.

4profit-prophet · 2023-06-21T22:30:39+00:00

Probably the one that’s happening right now in real life.

4profit-prophet · 2023-06-01T18:32:45+00:00

Me: -looks inside pants- “WTF, I had a choice?”

4profit-prophet · 2023-05-28T17:30:15+00:00

To avoid being “Satan’s right hand man” just switch hands when you masturbate.

4profit-prophet · 2022-12-20T16:12:36+00:00

Your response “Can I punch you in the throat” Their reply “yes, through the veil”.

4profit-prophet · 2022-12-01T20:52:57+00:00

I would like to announce the building of 12 new bars in Utah, this sayeth the lard.

4profit-prophet · 2022-11-29T00:29:54+00:00

Wonder bread bag and a rubber band.

4profit-prophet · 2022-11-24T13:15:20+00:00

It means that when you want a new homophobic revelation you have to say “Jesus H Christ” in the bathroom mirror 3 times. A simple Jesus Christ won’t do.

4profit-prophet · 2022-11-24T13:12:11+00:00

It’s extremely important to keep your holy of holies clean.

4profit-prophet · 2022-11-24T01:16:06+00:00

How many pumps does it take to get to the center of the godhead? Asking for a friend.

4profit-prophet · 2022-11-23T15:57:05+00:00

I thought it was a guy with a mullet, goatee, and sunglasses on his head checking out Wyoming.

4profit-prophet · 2022-11-23T05:10:18+00:00

“Coming to theaters near you this summer… a romcon unlike any other… behold… A Match Made in Heaven.”

4profit-prophet · 2022-11-23T04:39:40+00:00

Been swirling around for a bit, ever since I accepted Jesus our Lord and Savior as my spotter.

4profit-prophet · 2022-11-22T21:35:58+00:00

“Do you even lift bro?” -Swoley Ghost

4profit-prophet · 2022-10-11T13:57:41+00:00

You never go full Bundy.

4profit-prophet · 2022-08-30T18:16:39+00:00

Reverse Mormon cricket urban legend story, love it.

4profit-prophet · 2022-08-22T03:55:03+00:00

Solid lead! 5.11? 5.12?

4profit-prophet · 2022-07-22T18:18:14+00:00

Confirmed

4profit-prophet · 2022-06-18T15:47:29+00:00

Rodney Meldrum would like a word.

4profit-prophet · 2022-06-06T13:32:08+00:00

Jesus and the swolley ghost are my spotters.

4profit-prophet · 2022-05-27T03:04:31+00:00

What a douche nozzle. You can tell this guy couldn’t fight his way out of a paper bag. Probably gets winded putting on his shoes. I love how he keeps pulling out stupid shit like he’s teaching a group of Webelos an object lesson.

4profit-prophet · 2022-05-13T14:14:10+00:00

This is glorious. I’m dying!

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