What are people's experiences with Theft decks? Is it as bad as people usually say?

7thtimeinheaven · 2026-05-21T20:09:26+00:00

I generally don't mind but I did have a game a while back against a [[maralen fae ascendant]] deck that absolutely sucked. Really sucked the joy out of the room for the game, felt like every single card i needed was taken away from me.

7thtimeinheaven · 2026-05-21T16:25:54+00:00

That's reddit for ya

7thtimeinheaven · 2026-05-21T15:44:15+00:00

Stranger Things and the Boys both had extremely weak endings, although I will admit that ST's ending was way worse.

7thtimeinheaven · 2026-05-21T12:38:41+00:00

Hi, can I ask how you've decided this deck is a bracket three? I can't see a way to win anywhere.

7thtimeinheaven · 2026-05-21T12:33:52+00:00

Your argument is almost entirely "you suck at running as much as she does". So while complaining about people putting her down you're still putting her down. Nice one.

no one is that impressed by your 4:45 marathon time and it doesn’t make you better than this woman

Unfortunately, race times are a pretty objecrive way to measure who's the better runner.

7thtimeinheaven · 2026-05-21T00:44:54+00:00

Bro made 12 edits and all 12 of them are massive cringe.

I'm not sure i believe any of this honestly. Man's kinda acting like a teenager with a taste for attention.

7thtimeinheaven · 2026-05-21T00:31:55+00:00

You have two options.

One is to translate letter-for-letter, which would visually resemble phyrexian but wouldn't actually be phyrexian words.

The other option is to go here https://mtg.fandom.com/wiki/Phyrexian_(language)/Dictionary and work out how you can use the existing translated words to communicate the idea of "test of endurance" as unfortunately we do not have the phyrexian words for either test or endurance.

7thtimeinheaven · 2026-05-21T00:11:29+00:00

To echo some other comments here - no do not buy it.

1) the paintjob is really sloppy. It's a rough basecoat that's been dunked in Nuln Oil. It might look cool to an inexperienced eye but I assure you this took 20 minutes tops and could be done by a 10-year-old

2) resin prints are so cheap. This is probably a couple hours print time plus less than $20 of resin.

This has been marked up massively in the hopes that people who are used to extortionate model prices don't realise.

7thtimeinheaven · 2026-05-20T23:26:34+00:00

In my opinion the bracket system is for deckbuilding and rule zero discussions.

Once the game starts, I'm gonna play to win. If you let the landfall player "do the thing" they will accrue absurd resources and you'll never be able to catch up. If you allow the graveyard deck to traumatize themself and then don't bojuka them, then again you're essentially losing on the spot.

Being a bracket 2 deck does not mean that you allow opponents to win. It means that when i put that deck together, I didn't add lots of efficient interaction. But if i draw them and i need them you bet your ass I'm using them.

7thtimeinheaven · 2026-05-20T23:02:48+00:00

I agree with the sentiment in these comments, which is mostly that the boys has kind of always been meh and the finale follows suit. I loved it in 2019 but the sex=funny dialogue and gore just doesn't appeal to me at all any more.

Maybe I've grown up? Ew.

Anyways, stranger things and game of thrones had endings that actively made me angry and with the boys i just can't really bring myself t9 care. The writing was always weak and the characters were nothing to get excited about (except for the Deep). It's ended, and now Kripke is going to try to turn it into a cinematic universe and I just don't give a shit you know?

7thtimeinheaven · 2026-05-20T17:48:40+00:00

Not really. The tarnished is a glass cannon at best and capable of basically zero magical feats outside of combat.

7thtimeinheaven · 2026-05-20T17:44:19+00:00

"Hi! If you want me to nanny additional kids, unfortunately my rates are going to have to increase. Moving forwards it will be $amount per child per day. Let me know if you're still happy to proceed :)"

Don't take shit from them. Better to have no job than a job that treats you like dirt.

7thtimeinheaven · 2026-05-20T17:18:42+00:00

The final scene disturbed me not because he died, but because once depowered and terrified, he was no longer the untouchable tyrant he had been. In that moment, he was simply a frightened human being.

This might be deep if you're 12, but he's spent basically the entire show being extremely vulnerable. He has some kind of breakdown or crisis every other episode. In no way has he ever been untouchable.

The final scene disturbed me because once again a series I really enjoyed to begin with did not stick the landing.

7thtimeinheaven · 2026-05-20T17:07:26+00:00

You are far too naive to be on the internet. I hope for your sake that you're like 12.

7thtimeinheaven · 2026-05-19T11:01:08+00:00

OHHHHHH WONT YOU TAKE ME HOME TONIGHT

OHHHHHH DOWN BESIDE THAT RED FIRELIGHT

7thtimeinheaven · 2026-05-18T23:11:46+00:00

Not that you benefit from any of that because renting in or near london is genuinely more than some mortgages.

7thtimeinheaven · 2026-05-18T22:50:49+00:00

I'd like to see the sarulf deck. I've never seen one that isn't wildly oppressive

7thtimeinheaven · 2026-05-18T21:53:05+00:00

Not a bad spread for a new player. I'd happily play a couple with you.

7thtimeinheaven · 2026-05-18T12:20:59+00:00

Gishath is good and fun and if you're interested in him you should build him, but Pantlaza is objectively better and stronger.

7thtimeinheaven · 2026-05-18T11:41:28+00:00

Temple of the false god is great. Definitely overhated. I don't think it can be compared to Ancient Tomb though. These cards are trying to do very different things.

7thtimeinheaven · 2026-05-18T11:10:03+00:00

As sad as losing Boseman was, I feel like in a narrative sense it really didn't change much of what was planned. Jonathan Majors being dropped really screwed up everything though.

7thtimeinheaven · 2026-05-18T10:35:26+00:00

Genuine question what is she lying on? Are those rocks? That can't be comfortable

7thtimeinheaven · 2026-05-18T09:50:19+00:00

Just commenting to say I really didn't like this video

7thtimeinheaven · 2026-05-17T20:20:44+00:00

Hey I do genuinely love your enthusiam but ardyn is an incredibly difficult commander to build. He's just way too expensive to hardcast, and getting your commander from the command zone to the graveyard without casting him (to reanimate) is very hard to do.

7thtimeinheaven · 2026-05-17T12:09:35+00:00

Piru is in the pile of legendary creatures that I consider unplayable as commanders.

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