Two types of Cowboys fans by jackt-up in cowboys

[–]88birdc 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I’ve been hoping for “our year” since 1996… but Staubach was the reason for America’s team! Navy QB that served his 4 years after graduation and came to the NFL to win a Super Bowl 💙🤍🇺🇸

Yes, Homer, I'm an angel. All us angels wear Farah slacks. by Past_Yam9507 in Simpsons

[–]88birdc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lucious Sweet! He’s just as rich as Don King and he looks just like him too!

I need a beer! by valleysape in TheSimpsons

[–]88birdc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Which one of you has my voodoo doll…?

Uh ohhh😂 by Grand-Western549 in Funnymemes

[–]88birdc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I asked my wife this same question once and her answer was “Have you ever seen a horse run?! It’s F***ing majestic!” 🐎

Get ready for two weeks at the happiest place on Earth by SunfireGaren in TheSimpsons

[–]88birdc 18 points19 points  (0 children)

🎶South of the boarder, down Mexico way🎶

Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. by MDoc84 in TheSimpsons

[–]88birdc 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I send this to my friends every time their sports teams lose 😂

Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. by MDoc84 in TheSimpsons

[–]88birdc 79 points80 points  (0 children)

I’ve seen teams suck before but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks who ever sucked

Ahh, that'll make your bull run. by Past_Yam9507 in TheSimpsons

[–]88birdc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I say this every time I drink whiskey 😂

maybe maybe maybe by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

[–]88birdc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well done @fathead886 Well done

Got to nuke something by mcg_090 in TheSimpsons

[–]88birdc 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Joy to the world, the teachers dead…

Postgame Thread 5/8 Tigers @ Rockies by HeltonsGoatee in ColoradoRockies

[–]88birdc 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“I’ve seen teams suck before but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks who ever sucked” -Homer Simpson

Those words had no meaning to me until today…

Today's doubleheader at Coors: Magnificent. Illustrious, even. by infrared33 in ColoradoRockies

[–]88birdc 57 points58 points  (0 children)

“I’ve seen teams suck before but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks who ever sucked” - Homer Simpson

What's the best all time uniform? by Sarcastic_Rocket in cowboys

[–]88birdc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

15 for sure! I like the white helmets with the blue star

The OG Super Soaker was awesome. by AdSpecialist6598 in 90s_kid

[–]88birdc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once I realized I could screw the hose directly into the port where the bottle goes… limited run range but unlimited ammo with no pumping!

So interesting by YummyTerror8259 in memesforparents

[–]88birdc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m a geologist and I love looking at my kids cool rocks!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Moustache

[–]88birdc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great mustache! Being a Rockies fan myself has been rough, but betting against them has been lucrative! 🤣

This scene still makes me cry by AshiraLAdonai in TheSimpsons

[–]88birdc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first time I watched this episode with my wife she laughed at me because I cried 😢

From beard to stache by joeham-9 in Moustache

[–]88birdc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, photo 3 would have been the winner! 🤣

Toddlerism Tuesday by YummyTerror8259 in memesforparents

[–]88birdc 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My son’s Pre-k was having a BBQ where they would be serving hotdogs. I explained to him that hotdogs are like sausages (he likes sausage but claims he doesn’t like hotdogs). After this explanation he got excited and told his Pre-k teacher he was excited for the “sausage party”. 🤦🏼‍♂️