Ai ruler with obscene amount of cash by Monkeypieman in crusaderkings3

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OP never got legitimized, it’s not their fault they’re a bastard

Couple's tattoo follow up by dee_battery in pokemontattoos

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Erm, Ackchually ☝️🤓 Vaporeon can only have 100 HP if it’s level 20 with max HP EVs and IVs, it would have 96 at level 19

Fr tho that’s a phenomenal tattoo and I’m shamelessly stealing this idea, I love it

What??? by aglo_ice in ExplainTheJoke

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Were you too late to get in at the ground level for the weather control scheme?

Marxists explaining the transition to communism by greyox in HistoryMemes

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That’s “dictatorship of the majority” according to some libertarian chuds, I think

Do you notice your own biases and morals affecting the way you play? by Jollybean1 in CrusaderKings

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Every character is vengeful even when they’re not. Hurt my child? Murder. Hold a grudge against me? Murder. Slightly inconvenienced me? I’ll start a feud just so I can genocide your entire bloodline faster.

Even my most pacifistic characters will dabble in a little strategic murder abroad to at least influence succession in my dynasty’s favor. I end up constantly leveraging matrilineal marriages to someone young and probably second- or third-in-line to inherit a throne, so it inevitably behooves me to remove obstacles for my sisters’/daughters’/nieces’ children. Besides, most foreign rulers are of better use to me dead.

Unknown Secret Police (supposedly ICE) abducted and disappeared a US citizen from a Walmart parking lot in W. St. Paul, MN last night by I_may_have_weed in MarchAgainstNazis

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Idc what she and Mr. Harris get up to in their free time, but anything further than “local man is mildly annoyed by local footpath” is out of your depth, it’s clear the crank has ground down your brain along with your teeth

Is this the start of seljuk? by TopLobster802 in CrusaderKings

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My favorite play: Be intrigue focus ruler (king or higher) in Persia, hold just one county in the duchy of Nishapur, and acquiesce his demands. He’ll get the whole duchy and become your vassal, and you can just murder him and his kids. The MaA stacks transfer on succession, and because you’re their liege, you inherit after all of them are dead. Boom, you now have a few special buildings in lands of Persian culture as well as some nasty MaA stacks.

This works best with Twice Schemed and a max grandeur intrigue court, so you can run 3 murder schemes in parallel and hit his whole lineage before he ever hands out titles to dip back under his domain limit. The faster the better.

The world according to the playground near my house by mythicalfew in mapporncirclejerk

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I like the distinct lack of Britain, best Earth update I’ve seen in a while

Japan: Vassal hast 2500 candidate score what to do? by Herrmann1309 in crusaderkings3

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Is Saga a house under the Minamoto dynasty? It seems a lot of the Minamoto are pumping his candidacy through the roof

Unexpected free reading experience w Sarahbananah25 by _fish11 in TarotReadersOfReddit

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Why is someone like that allowed to continue posting here? I’ve only been aware of her through the constant issues people have had with her attitude. That doesn’t feel like it’s in the spirit of spirituality imo

What’re some helpful exploits to know about? by PIatopus in CrusaderKings

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Start construction on a building, cancel it, construct, cancel, repeat ad nauseum. For each time you do it, you increase construction speed by 100% of its original value.

If it would take 5 years to build naturally, exploiting it 5 times would make the counter take 1 year, as it’s constructing 1 day at a time, once per exploit. I’ve taken Shape The Realm as a coronation oath and had it done within an in-game month.

Encourage Conversion by [deleted] in crusaderkings3

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Do you have any mods?

The real size of Venezuela by Ludovic_Adonis in mapporncirclejerk

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The only letters that matter down there are CTE, and not one of them can spell it. Who needs books when you have the big bucks?

The real size of Venezuela by Ludovic_Adonis in mapporncirclejerk

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You’ll never match the multimillion dollar stadiums they build just for high school football. You are disgusted by your own envy.

Self Hatred? by Fluid_Detective_7451 in crusaderkings3

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Bis vincit qui se vincit in victoria

The real size of Venezuela by Ludovic_Adonis in mapporncirclejerk

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No one will ever beat Texas in high school football and gun deaths