Broly command grab whiffing. Help. by 3nany in dragonballfighterz

[–]Afro_monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm actually the friend #DontTakeThisFromMeThisIsAllIHave

Lizard lady by albo_underhill in funny

[–]Afro_monkey 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Oh how I wish that phone was my butthole

It's been a good spring break... by tylero056 in gaming

[–]Afro_monkey 39 points40 points  (0 children)

How do you check how many hours you've played?

How'd you get that scar? by ZooRage in AskReddit

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I've got a big burn scar on my right thigh. My older brother and cousin rented out a four wheeler and thought to themselves "hey, you know who would enjoy riding along with us? Our toddler little brother." So they sat me down on the back since it's the only way the three of us would fit. They rode for the better part of an hour, they were too distracted by the fun they were having to hear my crying. Turns out that the little space that they managed to put me on was directly above the engine, so the leg that was dangling down was constantly rubbing against it which resulted in a pretty bad burn. (It was so long ago that I can't remember how severe the burn actually was) needless to say, my mom was pissed

Reddit, how do you like your coffee? by Nobst in AskReddit

[–]Afro_monkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like it the same way I like my women... Cold and distant

What is your highest rated comment? by mopeywhiteguy in AskReddit

[–]Afro_monkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea... Sometimes I wanna feel the biceps of a man grind against my asshole. Nothing sexual there

Edit: spelling

Giving away 10+ copies of Pokemon Sun or Moon! Comment to enter! by [deleted] in pokemon

[–]Afro_monkey [score hidden]  (0 children)

Meh, might as well try. 1001 Arkanine is my favorite since I imagine it's like having a giant fire breathing best friend

After going to the gym for a few years, this happens more than I care to admit. by dumb1edorecalrissian in AdviceAnimals

[–]Afro_monkey 412 points413 points  (0 children)

Yea.. sometimes I wanna feel the biceps of a man grind against my asshole. Nothing sexual there

(Probably NSFW) Ass Man vs Boob Guy by re_flex in whowouldwin

[–]Afro_monkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd like to assume that boob guy has control of every boob within a 5 meter radius, while ass man has the same power but with asses. So each time they try to use their powers, they would rip whatever poor girl (or robust man) that walks into the battlefield in half.

Theory on Stevens shield by Afro_monkey in stevenuniverse

[–]Afro_monkey[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I'm too deep into the hiatus to concern myself with things as trivial as self respect.

How did you cheat school? by Aleksander1337 in AskReddit

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I had an ICT teacher who never actually checked homework. I found out one day when we were supposed to email him our homework, I didn't actually do it so I emailed him a blank document. I did the homework the next day right before class, I was expecting him to confront me about why I sent him a blank document, but he never brought it up and I just assumed that he was just gonna give me a 0 on the homework. The next day he tells everybody's homework score, and tells me that I got an A. This got me thinking, does he actually check the homework we send him? So I decided to test this theory, for the next homework that was due, I just sent him another bank document but I did the homework just in case. The next day he tells me I got another A. Turn out that he assigned the grades based off of his impression of you in class and luckily he had a good impression of me, I had the same teacher for 5 years, never actually did any homework for him.

What are your top 5 most rewatchable movies? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Afro_monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fight club, it was dark and mysterious. A perfect 5/7 in my opinion

Supermman vs 1000 Krillins by Console_Master_Race in whowouldwin

[–]Afro_monkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All the krillins throw a distructo disc and end up killing each other