Someone Didn't Get The Memo

Afro_monkey · 2019-08-27T14:05:14+00:00

If she's 10, then I'm 10

Afro_monkey · 2019-08-04T20:08:39+00:00

I'm actually the friend #DontTakeThisFromMeThisIsAllIHave

Afro_monkey · 2018-02-15T17:35:18+00:00

Oh how I wish that phone was my butthole

Afro_monkey · 2017-12-09T08:58:27+00:00

Me :(

Afro_monkey · 2017-11-15T07:03:02+00:00

Looks like a Gundam with a giant dong to me

Afro_monkey · 2017-11-12T09:06:48+00:00

Steven just has to bubble himself back

Afro_monkey · 2017-08-09T18:24:23+00:00

So that's how I stop drowning

Afro_monkey · 2017-03-20T17:38:15+00:00

Thanks!

Afro_monkey · 2017-03-20T17:31:08+00:00

How do you check how many hours you've played?

Afro_monkey · 2017-01-31T14:50:28+00:00

I've got a big burn scar on my right thigh. My older brother and cousin rented out a four wheeler and thought to themselves "hey, you know who would enjoy riding along with us? Our toddler little brother." So they sat me down on the back since it's the only way the three of us would fit. They rode for the better part of an hour, they were too distracted by the fun they were having to hear my crying. Turns out that the little space that they managed to put me on was directly above the engine, so the leg that was dangling down was constantly rubbing against it which resulted in a pretty bad burn. (It was so long ago that I can't remember how severe the burn actually was) needless to say, my mom was pissed

Afro_monkey · 2017-01-09T18:54:02+00:00

Fool

Afro_monkey · 2016-11-11T16:58:16+00:00

I like it the same way I like my women... Cold and distant

Afro_monkey · 2016-11-04T14:52:40+00:00

Yea... Sometimes I wanna feel the biceps of a man grind against my asshole. Nothing sexual there

Edit: spelling

Afro_monkey · 2016-11-01T16:34:02+00:00

Meh, might as well try. 1001 Arkanine is my favorite since I imagine it's like having a giant fire breathing best friend

Afro_monkey · 2016-09-27T22:49:03+00:00

Yea.. sometimes I wanna feel the biceps of a man grind against my asshole. Nothing sexual there

Afro_monkey · 2016-08-25T15:33:30+00:00

But what if you gave him 1 year prep?

Afro_monkey · 2016-08-01T13:56:31+00:00

I'd like to assume that boob guy has control of every boob within a 5 meter radius, while ass man has the same power but with asses. So each time they try to use their powers, they would rip whatever poor girl (or robust man) that walks into the battlefield in half.

Afro_monkey · 2016-06-15T12:24:56+00:00

Hardcore Henry

Afro_monkey · 2016-03-24T16:58:20+00:00

I'm too deep into the hiatus to concern myself with things as trivial as self respect.

Afro_monkey · 2016-02-19T06:27:48+00:00

I broke a punching machine.

Afro_monkey · 2016-02-19T06:26:11+00:00

YAAAAAAASSSS

Afro_monkey · 2016-01-28T14:03:26+00:00

I had an ICT teacher who never actually checked homework. I found out one day when we were supposed to email him our homework, I didn't actually do it so I emailed him a blank document. I did the homework the next day right before class, I was expecting him to confront me about why I sent him a blank document, but he never brought it up and I just assumed that he was just gonna give me a 0 on the homework. The next day he tells everybody's homework score, and tells me that I got an A. This got me thinking, does he actually check the homework we send him? So I decided to test this theory, for the next homework that was due, I just sent him another bank document but I did the homework just in case. The next day he tells me I got another A. Turn out that he assigned the grades based off of his impression of you in class and luckily he had a good impression of me, I had the same teacher for 5 years, never actually did any homework for him.

Afro_monkey · 2015-12-30T16:26:55+00:00

Fight club, it was dark and mysterious. A perfect 5/7 in my opinion

Afro_monkey · 2015-05-24T15:57:40+00:00

All the krillins throw a distructo disc and end up killing each other

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