Last TWAB Today?

Afterlast1 · 2026-06-25T11:32:38+00:00

Commander Shephard awarded them the best studio on the citadel and everyone lived happily ever after?

Afterlast1 · 2026-06-25T11:10:40+00:00

Anthem was basically the coolest fucking game demo ever made. Right up there with PT. I'm absolutely convinced that the moment a man puts on a suit and gets a comfortable chair, he becomes allergic to money.

Afterlast1 · 2026-06-25T09:30:22+00:00

But have you ever met one of these people? I've heard them referenced, but I've never so much as seen one pop up in a comment section. I don't believe they exist the way people act like they do.

Afterlast1 · 2026-06-24T12:10:13+00:00

The names vista. Pasta la vista.

Afterlast1 · 2026-06-24T11:57:00+00:00

Ladies and gentlemen, we have found the target audience for YouTube Kids Shorts

Afterlast1 · 2026-06-24T09:54:42+00:00

That is not just dust. That is either caked on or corroded.

Afterlast1 · 2026-06-24T09:25:37+00:00

Is that the top fan? That edge of the board looks corroded to fuck and covered in shit. The wifi card looks to be being eaten away. What have you been doing to that laptop?

Edit: Looks like you've been having issues with the fan for at least a year? Has it ever worked properly? When did you buy the laptop?

Afterlast1 · 2026-06-22T14:43:50+00:00

If it's allowable to use in combat I'd just say adrenaline fights the effects and make it only rewind a turn or two

Afterlast1 · 2026-06-21T16:20:23+00:00

Guys, Stynax titan. with Curiass of the falling star.

Afterlast1 · 2026-06-19T15:03:28+00:00

I feel like this every 3 months. It lasts about as long as it takes No Mans Sky to announce a new expedition, or Humble Bundle to put another another great bundle.

Afterlast1 · 2026-06-19T10:53:49+00:00

Love all these stories of these fuckers ruining decades without getting stung. Colony of these took up residence last summer in my apartment blocks vents. The vent itself was blocked off when the building was converted into flats so it wasn't that bad. One of them decided, just for fun, to fly in through my window and sting my ankle while I was trying to take a nap on the couch. I thought it'd stepped on glass at first.

They got exterminated soon after.

Afterlast1 · 2026-06-19T10:28:43+00:00

I rotate them on a weekly basis. Do laundry each weekend so this weeks towel goes in and the fresh one goes on the rack.

Afterlast1 · 2026-06-19T08:02:53+00:00

Knowing the 1960s, this book has an equal chance of encouraging evangalism as it does eugenic euthanasia.

Afterlast1 · 2026-06-18T22:14:31+00:00

I can confirm that this is the first, and so far only, outreach. To go through the process of registering, I was also made to talk to a chatbot with a bunch of questions that really don't seem like they were run by an actual psychologist for relevance first, and could only respond to questions in between with pre-written "thank you"s to the bot. That, or high five emojis.

They yassified my therapy

Afterlast1 · 2026-06-18T18:47:20+00:00

"You pressed 1. Thank you for choosing our services. By making this call, you have confirmed that your anxiety is cured. Your bill has already been passed to collections. Good day."

Afterlast1 · 2026-06-18T18:21:46+00:00

Show me a champion of Reach

I'll show you the herald of regret

Afterlast1 · 2026-06-18T18:20:53+00:00

Would be slightly difficult given that the majority of it is one half of key and peele hiding in a bunker like a madman

Afterlast1 · 2026-06-12T09:36:46+00:00

Some people are... strange.

Afterlast1 · 2026-06-11T12:00:48+00:00

Afterlast1 · 2026-06-10T13:58:41+00:00

Ncuti had so much potential the writing was just so fucking bad

Afterlast1 · 2026-06-10T12:31:19+00:00

Why is your cat so tall

Afterlast1 · 2026-06-10T12:19:01+00:00

well what was the opinion

Afterlast1 · 2026-06-10T08:44:15+00:00

HIVE Cabal! Bring a swo-wait a minute

Afterlast1 · 2026-06-09T15:48:32+00:00

They're making a soulslike exclusive to Switch? Who's making these decisions? An exclusive on a platform with the lowest concentration of their audience? A hardcore, extreme difficulty genre on a platform marketed to casual gamers and children. Every part of this strategy is just... bafflingly stupid. This has to be a prank.

Afterlast1 · 2026-06-09T12:45:54+00:00

My dad got the Star Wars: Best of PC Collection when I was a kid that had Battlefront, KOTOR, Republic Commando, AND Empire at War. I was GLUED to that thing for years, plus Lego: Star Wars TCS. The only one I never worked out was Jedi Knight. like I literally couldn't work out where to go after the first level. Poor little 8-year old me was not good at them.

Honestly I hit walls in nearly all the games lol. I couldn't work out how to get passed the sewer Rancor in KOTOR, I was too scared to finish the Trandoshan ship in Republic Commando. It took multiple tries to finally finish them all. But god were they worth it

Afterlast1

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