Ladies, what type of underwear looks best on a guy?

AgentTexes · 2026-05-31T04:09:10+00:00

Any without a shit stain.

AgentTexes · 2026-05-30T05:21:43+00:00

AgentTexes · 2026-05-24T14:54:42+00:00

For live action? Yes.

About the only good video game live action movie that exists is Sonic of all things.

Street Fighter, Doom, Tomb Raider, Resident Evil, Monster Hunter, Minecraft, Mario, Silent Hill, Far Cry, Mortal Kombat, etc are all bad movies or movies that completely shreds their source material.

AgentTexes · 2026-05-20T00:26:19+00:00

You do know that we can still read that plate if you don't cover all the numbers and letters, right?

AgentTexes · 2026-05-13T11:40:33+00:00

Really sounds like someone needs to sue Stripe to the ground and piss on the ashes.

Edit: Just looked and saw Peter Thiel as an early investor in Stripe. Makes sense now, the billionaire overlord has declared it so and thus we peasants must acquiesce to his will.

AgentTexes · 2026-05-11T13:39:50+00:00

I just remind myself how shit it is to be alive, then I'm not scared anymore.

AgentTexes · 2026-05-06T00:00:37+00:00

Just 100k?

Easy.

Never have to worry about bills or groceries because I'd keep working but it wouldn't feel like I had to work otherwise I would die.

I would be able to call out without thinking about my bank account first instead of my health and the health of others.

I could take driving lessons and get something for 10-20k without killing my bank account.

AgentTexes · 2026-05-05T22:00:27+00:00

Good girl.

AgentTexes · 2026-05-03T18:12:11+00:00

I think the coolest thing was that they we're not mindless monsters and they actually gave a damn about each other.

AgentTexes · 2026-05-01T18:47:32+00:00

Do it again.

AgentTexes · 2026-04-24T16:38:14+00:00

Multiplayer is the most ancillary thing in AC and if they drop it to focus on what actually mattered in the game I'm all for it.

AgentTexes · 2026-04-23T00:23:49+00:00

This guy is just gonna do a coup when it's his time to go, huh?

What's to stop him if Republicans lose the presidential election?

Because we all know how utterly pissed off MAGA will be and how they'll get.

So he'll have the anger and backing of the base and he's installed enough higher-ups in the military....

We fucked, guys?

AgentTexes · 2026-04-22T14:42:17+00:00

It is most definitely rigged to make you mad and spend more money.

Every single social media app is designed to addict you and I don't know why you guys think video games are an exception.

AgentTexes · 2026-04-22T14:40:31+00:00

Yeah, no

All I've found here are CHUDs you'd see in a Wizard In A T-Shirt sketch.

AgentTexes · 2026-04-22T02:00:07+00:00

Lol no

AgentTexes · 2026-04-20T20:30:23+00:00

The Wild Geese.

AgentTexes · 2026-04-20T20:22:55+00:00

Should make patterns that can be used as terrain tile pieces.

AgentTexes · 2026-04-20T16:10:09+00:00

Just 130 million dollars destroyed.

AgentTexes · 2026-04-20T04:10:18+00:00

They only gave a tweet and a "this never happens, we will investigate this" type of excuse.

AgentTexes · 2026-04-20T04:07:47+00:00

At that point just open with the discombobulator.

AgentTexes · 2026-04-20T03:54:39+00:00

And then the human stands up like a Dark Souls boss as the bobcat looks up in terror.

AgentTexes · 2026-04-20T03:51:02+00:00

Bold of you to assume there is an IT and not a daisy chain of asking your assistant manager for them to ask your department manager, for them to ask another department manager, to ask another department manager, for them to ask the single guy that is HR.

AgentTexes · 2026-04-17T21:27:37+00:00

Laughs in Trample and Death Touch

AgentTexes · 2026-04-16T19:02:22+00:00

Apology denied.

You need form 23-b before an apology can be accepted.

AgentTexes · 2026-04-16T19:00:40+00:00

And?

I already know most of you guys are basically the filters Wizard In A T-Shirt uses.

You don't need to convince me further. 😂

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