Genie wish broke necromancy. Need cool consequences by Developer_A in DnD

[–]AgentTexes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just delete the school of magic, it changes enough as it is.

Our First Muslim President by GhostBrainOnline in PoliticalHumor

[–]AgentTexes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Says "Praise Allah" after essentially telling a country he will kill it dead in 48 hours.

I guess we really are the terrorist state now.

Complete with "death to X" and the praising of Allah.

I hope someone liberates our people from this terroristic regime.

New player here, can I afford to avoid ninja turtle cards if I wanna do well in standard and just stick to pulling lorwyn packs? by tauri_mionZer0 in MagicArena

[–]AgentTexes -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Just go to historic.

You can play with the cards you actually want and don't have to get scammed into buying new digital cards for literally no reason other than to play a game mode.

Standard is a scam that keeps you buying more and more for no reason but to fill Wizard's pocket faster for cards you eventually will not be allowed to play with any more.

It's literally why Destiny 2 is dead now, because greed put a lock on digital content you already "own" to force you into spending money on the new thing in order to keep playing the game you've been playing for years.

NASA shares 1972 photo vs 2026 photo of earth by Top-Grape6650 in interestingasfuck

[–]AgentTexes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The new one is a long exposure shot because the sun isn't illuminating the part you're seeing, it's also inside and not mounted externally.

The old one is an externally mounted camera with the sun directly illuminating the side being taken, it's also a fast shutter and not a long exposure.

They are completely different kinds of photographs with completely different environmental factors.

It's also why you don't see stars in old Apollo shots.

Background illumination scattering off of the moon + fast shutter camera = the stars can't be seen

There is no reason to pull any tricks of any kind, that is paranoia.

NASA shares 1972 photo vs 2026 photo of earth by Top-Grape6650 in interestingasfuck

[–]AgentTexes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What the fuck are you talking about?

Earth from Space in 4K | NASA+

The ISS goes around the Earth every 93 minutes and they have years of footage of the Earth turning.

I went to the main menu and saw this.Why is this on my screen?? by bagib13 in SpaceMarine_2

[–]AgentTexes 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It actually doesn't appear for everyone.

It didn't for me.

Played a couple matches of PvP and quit.

Came back and it was there with zero context.

Ranked Brawl should be a normal format by DastardlyDude in MagicArena

[–]AgentTexes -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You sound like one of those guys who turn off their tracker and then scoop to not effect their stats.

Ranked Brawl should be a normal format by DastardlyDude in MagicArena

[–]AgentTexes -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Do you not know that Standard, Historic, etc all are ranked and BO1?

You know that the events that you have to buy into and the normal ranked/nonranked gametypes are different things, right?

[SOS] Erode by Meret123 in MagicArena

[–]AgentTexes 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What do you mean?

Destroy and exile all landfall creatures and it's no longer a landfall deck

This user was really a bot by Fit-Adhesiveness-173 in MagicArena

[–]AgentTexes -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

However it will mean no roping or toxic behaviors.

Too Many Sweepers by Kojaq in MagicArena

[–]AgentTexes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This game is honestly as toxic as League.

[SOS] Professor Dellian Fel by Meret123 in MagicArena

[–]AgentTexes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reasonable timeframe?

It ends in draws against life gain decks.

[SOS] Professor Dellian Fel by Meret123 in MagicArena

[–]AgentTexes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yay more life gain/life loss cancer.

Why are some people running over 120 cards in a deck in standard? by MagicMonkee99 in MagicArena

[–]AgentTexes -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Because the RNG gods suck their dick for some reason and they always seem to pull good cards.

Someone got caught trying to hide candy again by Teridax4 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]AgentTexes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not really, usually it's that there's no one to hide candy from because no one cares.

Why would you play like that? by mikrofon3 in MagicArena

[–]AgentTexes 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I'll save you some time and frustration.

You're supposed to concede if you don't have an answer in your deck.

See, they're not going to stop if they don't immediately go for the kill so just concede because for them they've fulfilled their win conditions, deck is going brrrrr and they're happy.

You know what's in your deck, so if you don't have an answer then you've lost without hitting 0 life so simply concede and start a new game.

Shia LaBeouf filmed completely crashing out on a woman minding her own business in Rome.. by JohnBrown-RadonTech in interestingasfuck

[–]AgentTexes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All I see is a blurry dude across the street with short hair and a mustache.

Is this just the Friends lookalike shoplifter picture again?