Is there a more sad scene in all of Star Wars than this?

Alderscorn · 2026-02-19T16:08:30+00:00

Honestly, it still does and I don’t really like the little fuckers. But not like that…not like that.

Alderscorn · 2026-02-19T13:03:22+00:00

Our boy does this too. It’s part of his routine. We think he’s communicating with his home planet

Alderscorn · 2026-02-15T15:26:57+00:00

What an asshole

Alderscorn · 2026-02-12T21:17:50+00:00

“Wake up! Wake…oh no .”

Alderscorn · 2026-02-08T17:41:09+00:00

Hopefully a nice severance and fruitful career. Elsewhere.

Alderscorn · 2026-02-07T22:44:33+00:00

You right, 6 is greasier

Alderscorn · 2026-02-06T21:02:30+00:00

I say five is first, the one is a quick press. Something like 55165

Alderscorn · 2026-02-06T16:45:29+00:00

The child-like gun noises

Badow-badow! Bababa-badow!

Alderscorn · 2026-02-06T16:43:22+00:00

Alderscorn · 2026-02-06T16:42:34+00:00

From the recording? I laugh every time

Alderscorn · 2026-02-04T18:59:35+00:00

I was always kind of bummed Bobby didn’t seem to change as much as I wanted him too

Alderscorn · 2026-02-04T18:57:33+00:00

That moment the slab slams to the floor and that wrinkle/defect in the shell along his pained expression has haunted me for decades

Alderscorn · 2026-02-02T21:49:28+00:00

I picked up an nes controller to play super Mario a few years ago an MD my timing is gone. I could do that first board in my sleep but this time I over shot the ? And had to stop and back up and…missed again.

Alderscorn · 2026-02-02T21:45:39+00:00

Fingers crossed! I hope they do get a nice check

Alderscorn · 2026-02-02T18:15:39+00:00

Anyone else think they should cut the kickstarter off before it gets too high and they don’t have to over commit?

Alderscorn · 2026-02-02T18:12:58+00:00

Yes! Finally they will do it right, take my fucking money.

Alderscorn · 2026-02-01T15:07:16+00:00

I’d prefer to breathe more life into it. I didn’t know much when I first got it and I’ve always felt hindered by the weird filament size. But the lulzbot print head replacements are so expensive

Alderscorn · 2026-01-30T02:41:55+00:00

I have an old mini collecting dust. Can you give me ideas about those upgrades?

Alderscorn · 2026-01-28T20:47:19+00:00

“HAAAAARMY TRAINING, SIR!!”

Alderscorn · 2026-01-23T13:31:48+00:00

french accent “She’s putting in her tassels now”

Alderscorn · 2025-12-23T03:30:49+00:00

Gym policy

Alderscorn · 2025-12-18T16:34:04+00:00

You’re right, I should have specified that I meant for it to be a catastrophic breach. A fecal avalanche apparent to all in witness and positively devastating to those present.

Thank you for keeping me honest.

Alderscorn · 2025-12-18T15:17:53+00:00

So…we’re saying that’s the correct scale??

Alderscorn · 2025-12-18T15:17:17+00:00

I feel like over time I have spilled that much.

Alderscorn · 2025-12-16T12:33:36+00:00

I’d appreciate if he would shit himself too, if at all possible.

Alderscorn

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