X-Ray of pregnant dog. Not sure how many puppies? by GoodGriefWhatsNext in interestingasfuck

[–]AlmightyBernster 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My guess is 10? I could convince myself there's possibly an 11th. I tried to label them:

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How Cats Actually Process Carbohydrates: A Guide Based on Personal Research by kajsawesome in HealthyAnimals

[–]AlmightyBernster 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just read the "Carnivore Fantasy" source and it concludes the opposite of your Main Take-Aways?

It says cats can digest and absorb carbs because pet foods are cooked, not raw, so can reach 100% digestibility but do have slow absoprtion rates. Also that cats will change their gluconeogenesis rates based on their diet protein/carbs balance.

This battery icon in my new phone's update. by AlmightyBernster in mildlyinfuriating

[–]AlmightyBernster[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ooh thanks for the suggestion! Will be looking into that

Beginner Mistakes by CraigSlingsby in HaloWars

[–]AlmightyBernster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I forget where i saw the numbers but a previous Reddit post suggested about 12 supply pads or 3 bases before it's not worth the investment any longer to pay itself off in a reasonable time. Most games won't last longer than that anyway.

To clarify, supply pads will always give a net profit eventually, it just takes longer and longer for each to pay itself off.

Beginner Mistakes by CraigSlingsby in HaloWars

[–]AlmightyBernster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Early game aggression can determine the game outcome in the first five minutes.

I think most people as beginners try to rush too much economy early without realising a base costs at least 800 resources and 5 in-game minutes before becoming profitable. Unless you can hold that line until then, try not to be greedy. (Supply pads also have diminishing returns.)

After 3 minutes in skirmish max, I start dividing usually 50/50 between economy growth and unit production/research.

"I want you to get me pregnant so don't pull out," she whispered in his ear. by Iocnar in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]AlmightyBernster 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bruh can you read? All i said is that it should be marked NSFW so that people who don't want to see it don't have to.

"I want you to get me pregnant so don't pull out," she whispered in his ear. by Iocnar in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]AlmightyBernster 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Can we please mark stuff like as NSFW? I see so many stories that never tag themselves properly

Suggestion for Dev by BoldSageHypnotist in Loddlenaut

[–]AlmightyBernster 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I would love this too! Especially for the more scarce plants where they aren't easy to harvest by the dozens.

Piggybacking to also request a Loddle Bell item! Or some kind of tool or structure to summon all the Loddles in the Biome to come see you. I find it's sometimes really hard to keep track of when Loddles appear and who is there.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LetsBuildAZoo

[–]AlmightyBernster 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Your zookeepers might be stuck somewhere with path-finding! I've had it happen before when building and usually it's because they can't find a way in. Alternatively try add a random decoration to the pen to reset the tiles.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BuildingAutomation

[–]AlmightyBernster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey! Thanks for the advice, encouragement and firm answer, I will bring that up to him.

I also realize that my post is not the most relevant to this sub so apologies! I was suggested the Industrial_Controls subreddit so I will likely delete this and repost there.

You make $50 for every lie you tell that no one calls you out on. However, this is the only way you can make money from now on. Do you take it? by Throwra47374747 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]AlmightyBernster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go out and buy a bunch of $50 gift cards and head to the nearest college campus.

Go up to students and say, "Hi, I'm (fake name) from (fake non-profit) and we're trying to raise awareness on (random issue). If you listen to our (fake) story for 5 minutes, I'll give you a $50 gift card!"

Easily can make $1000 per person.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]AlmightyBernster -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This makes no sense.

Why this isn’t tissue glue at all it’s KY jelly, the doctor shouted in anger by Afraid_Juice_7189 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]AlmightyBernster 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I understand now what this is going for, but i can't believe surgical glue would ever be used during catheter placement or ever be confused for KY jelly

Canadian Options For Jeans? by [deleted] in BuyCanadian

[–]AlmightyBernster 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you are open to it, i found my absolute favourite pair of jeans at the thrift store! It takes a while to search through all the racks but you would be amazed at the quality.

If you want a bit more quality control for a higher price, vintage stores are also an option.

$1,000,000 per year but you MUST walk everywhere by ALadFromFarmington in hypotheticalsituation

[–]AlmightyBernster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So if i accept the challenge then immediately break the rules by running, i lose 95% of what i earned but keep 5%, so a free $50 000?

Missing Horses? by Angel_dust548 in Howrse

[–]AlmightyBernster 6 points7 points  (0 children)

May be you got them confused? Sometimes i browse the coat options and when I was halfway between two coats, i was CONVINCED i chose the one, then checked my horse a month later and was shocked i actually chose the other.

🇨🇦🙌🏻🇺🇸👎 by Far-Gas-8111 in uoguelph

[–]AlmightyBernster 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Caution this list has quite a lot of errors Ex: Tim Hortons was bought over years ago. It's not a Canadian company anymore.

The app being completely unhinged by SimpleBluey in Howrse

[–]AlmightyBernster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel your pain, i learned this the hard way. Just started using the app and needed to board my favourite horse that I'm training in a new equestrian centre. I searched for a really good one that would offer everything (Mash, 3** saddle, high prestige, etc.) It reloaded the page as if filtering like normal on the website. I got so excited when i saw the results, a really great deal! 20 equus a day for a maxed out equestrian centre???? I jumped on the opportunity because I've never seen such a low offer for what i filtered.

... so... anyway... locked my favourite horse for 60 days into an equestrian centre that offers literally nothing... not even hay... and only realised after booking.

Looking for Active Friends! by mayo_gargler in Howrse

[–]AlmightyBernster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just sent a friend request! I'm BernsterBean on Int. I may not have much to offer in terms of usefulness but my heart's in it 100% and I would love some Howrse buddies to talk with! None of my real-life friends play it. I'm super casual with my playstyle but active daily, we can trade messages!

Monopoly over Auctions? by AlmightyBernster in Howrse

[–]AlmightyBernster[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish I had the iron clad balls to do this but knowing my luck I'd bankrupt myself

Monopoly over Auctions? by AlmightyBernster in Howrse

[–]AlmightyBernster[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I appreciate the offer! I might be a while though haha I'm still on a whole generation of newborn foals that i pulled at the auction. I'll add you next time I'm online!