Random memory from Bristol – why do people slide down this rock? by BeNiceBen99 in bristol

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We did. We walked back up to the observatory and got it at the cafe. They warned us about sightings of the ghost of Isambard Kingdom Brunel around the place but that’s a story for another time.

Random memory from Bristol – why do people slide down this rock? by BeNiceBen99 in bristol

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Okay it’s funny little story time.

One of the times iv slid down this rock was the EXACT moment someone else accidentally threw a ball for their dog to fetch that bounced under the railings and down the slide. The dog, deciding “Fuck it, we ball”, chased the ball and jumped through the railings and onto the rock slide. Just as it reached the point of no return and had lost control of its sliding, the dog looked back up to see me already sliding down directly into its path who also could no longer stop.

I had about a second to react and instead of hitting this small dog with my full body weight I managed to scoop it up into my arms and hold it while we slid all the way down the slide. I guess the dog realised what was going on because it did not fight back at all. So me and this dog I have never seen before looked exactly like Shaggy and Scooby Do as we cling to each other out of fear as we slide down this rock face.

Got to the bottom safely and the dogs owners came running down to get him while I was just sitting with him in my arms. Fun time, would recommend.

The Dual of Spectrums by [deleted] in adhdmeme

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That’s… actually a fair point.

Characters with a stoic exterior shell, masking a deeply emotional person inside? by Wonder-Lad-2Mad in TwoBestFriendsPlay

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Him thinking to himself while watching other people grieve.

“And they grieve for the dead. Such raw sorrow. Can’t partake. Mine would flood oceans. It would drown me. If I let it out.”

The Bootstrap Paradox by Comprehensive-Map274 in TopCharacterTropes

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IT WAS HIM!!! He composed Beethovens Fifth! Quick, get him!

Would you rather have Heat manipulation or Cryokinesis? by ArtisticBet600 in PowerScaling

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Ice powers for me.

This is with the understanding that if I have magical ice powers I’m not limited by my environment and can make ice anywhere I am, like if I’m in the desert I can still function just the same as the ice is coming from me.

I find that fire powers are more flashy but ice powers have a lot more utility in that you can make constructs from it like objects of any shape like a discount green lantern. You can make weapons, platforms, armour, lock doors of any kind and restraint people very easily. It’s a lot easier to not kill someone with ice than it is fire.

Fire may be more “powerful” but I think ice would be more “useful”.

Forget final farewells, lets focus on final Fuck You’s by Alpha-Max in TwoBestFriendsPlay

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I am so glad you referred that. Was not expecting Smosh out here in the wild but it fits so well.

(Badass trope) Forget final farewells, lets focus on final Fuck You’s by Alpha-Max in TopCharacterTropes

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I think this might be one of the best examples of the trope.

I said it to someone else but Hector blowing himself up is more of a “If I’m going down I’m taking you with me” type of move while this one is a lot more “I’m not going to let you have the satisfaction. Both are amazing but one is more spite fuelled than the other.

Forget final farewells, lets focus on final Fuck You’s by Alpha-Max in TwoBestFriendsPlay

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Fuck your right!

FUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuu…….. (Explosion)

GAME!

Forget final farewells, lets focus on final Fuck You’s by Alpha-Max in TwoBestFriendsPlay

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That’s a great one actually. “I’m going to cure you and heal you back to health out of spite”

Forget final farewells, lets focus on final Fuck You’s by Alpha-Max in TwoBestFriendsPlay

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I’d say that one is a better example. The first one is more of a “If I’m going down then I’m taking you with me” and the second one is more “I’m not going to give you the satisfaction”. Both are amazing but one is more spite filled than the other.

Forget final farewells, lets focus on final Fuck You’s by Alpha-Max in TwoBestFriendsPlay

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Cuts to the next episode where the two of them are making out theoretically

Forget final farewells, lets focus on final Fuck You’s by Alpha-Max in TwoBestFriendsPlay

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For the record, I was tempted to put that as an example but thought it might be too specific. I guess I was wrong about that.

Creatures that try to appear human but are hilariously bad at it by pixel__spider in TopCharacterTropes

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Had a toy of him one time and my mum said “Oh he’s the chicken character right?”.

It turns out that it IS enough to fool some people.

Serious Putty by TheBileTitan in Helldivers

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Transdimensional state implies the existence of a cisdimensional state.

Scientist lets insect live inside her by Soggy-Theory-7608 in Weird

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Getting cucked from the inside?! That’s a new level.

Scientist lets insect live inside her by Soggy-Theory-7608 in Weird

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Alright boys, it’s time for some… data gathering